Does your life need more dismembered statues of ladies?

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#1 Posted by panvixyl (337 posts) -

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/01/15/dead-island-riptides-uk-zombie-bait-edition-comes-with-blood/

A disembodied torso falls from a 10th story window. Sad piano plays as the boobies jiggle wildly.
A disembodied torso falls from a 10th story window. Sad piano plays as the boobies jiggle wildly.

The Dead Island: Riptide UK Edition contains a sexy dismembered lady statue for all you sexy dismembered lady needs. The only good reason I can think to own this thing is to display to any unsuspecting people that you are an incredibly creepy fuck they need to flee from immediately.

Thoughts?

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#2 Posted by ChadMasterFlash (1000 posts) -

This is terrible.

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#3 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

@_Chad said:

This is terrible.

I think that's what makes it great.

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#4 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (5569 posts) -

Lol best part of this is that the statue was hand painted.

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#5 Posted by Blimble (301 posts) -

I'm a wizard and that looks fucked up

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#6 Posted by panvixyl (337 posts) -

@I_Stay_Puft: All the more reason not to own this! Imagine how much semen is mixed in with that paint.

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#7 Posted by Chuggsy (575 posts) -

god dammit videogames

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#8 Posted by Rainbowkisses (519 posts) -

Who thought this was a good idea?

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#9 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

I'll be in my bunk.

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#10 Posted by Ducksworth (671 posts) -

I bet no one will think gamers are a strange bunch now!

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#11 Posted by SirOptimusPrime (2046 posts) -

What.

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#12 Edited by Abendlaender (3064 posts) -

Oh yeah, FINALLY. I think I might hang this over my fireplace, that's a great place. You know, so everybody can see it.

Jesus Christ, Deep Silver, wtf.....you used to be cool at some point

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#13 Posted by AndrewB (7815 posts) -

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

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#14 Posted by ShaggE (8538 posts) -

It just looks tacky to me. As I said on another site, I love morbid art, so it's not the subject matter, it just seems painfully hokey.

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#15 Posted by Demoskinos (17357 posts) -

Thats fucking fantastic. HAHAHAHAHA. Not going to buy the new Dead Island but that would be amazing to sit on my shelf.

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#16 Posted by Vonocourt (2194 posts) -

I don't understand.

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#17 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

@Rainbowkisses said:

Who thought this was a good idea?

Someone!

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#18 Edited by Daiphyer (1511 posts) -

Does your life need more dismembered statues of ladies?

Boy, does it!

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#19 Posted by Renahzor (1043 posts) -

This thing is super strange, but seems to have been some decent marketing because quite a few people are talking about it!

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#20 Posted by Hitchenson (4708 posts) -

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.

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#21 Posted by ArrogantParagon (10 posts) -

Wonder how long it'll be before this shows up on /r/cummingonfigurines

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#22 Posted by granderojo (1899 posts) -

I was going to say something ironic but this is just sad.

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#23 Posted by triviaman09 (970 posts) -

@Chuggsy said:

god dammit videogames

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#24 Posted by Brodehouse (10827 posts) -

Why can't I get a dismembered statue of a black lady?

Also, would preferring my dismembered lady statues be black make me racist against whites, or racist against blacks?

I will say that black women with UK accents are hawwwwwt. Because they're largely biracial and biracial people are like the Perfect Humans.

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#25 Posted by Nottle (1933 posts) -

@AndrewB said:

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

Ohh. Someone needs to glue together some sort of chimera made out preorder bonuses. it could have this for a torso, the halo helmet for a head, a lancer for an arm, the Catherine boxers...

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#26 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8734 posts) -
@Hitchenson said:

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.

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#27 Posted by Danteveli (1433 posts) -

Maybe anther edition will have some rotten meat or dead dog inside?

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#28 Posted by stryker1121 (2118 posts) -

See, this is the kind of thing we need to forward to news outlets so they can report how gamers are socially adjusted members of society.

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#29 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Hitchenson said:

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.

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#30 Edited by Kerned (1185 posts) -

@AndrewB said:

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

ART
ART
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#31 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

I can't say I've ever really thought about it before, but now that the opportunity is staring me right in the face I find it hard to say no.

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#32 Posted by Cloudenvy (5893 posts) -

I need this in my life.

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#33 Posted by Animasta (14905 posts) -

@Kerned said:

@AndrewB said:

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

ART
ART

what is the name of your striking art piece

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#34 Posted by Milkman (18972 posts) -

I fucking hate video games.

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#35 Posted by Animasta (14905 posts) -

@Milkman said:

I fucking hate video games.

also this

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#36 Posted by Demoskinos (17357 posts) -

@Brodehouse said:

Why can't I get a dismembered statue of a black lady? Also, would preferring my dismembered lady statues be black make me racist against whites, or racist against blacks? I will say that black women with UK accents are hawwwwwt. Because they're largely biracial and biracial people are like the Perfect Humans.

So how about that Leona Lewis?

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#37 Posted by VoshiNova (2286 posts) -

@Ducksworth said:

I bet no one will think gamers are a strange bunch now!

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#38 Posted by MezZa (2861 posts) -

Umm...neat, I guess?

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#39 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5150 posts) -

Does your life need more dismembered statues of ladies?

What kind of question is that? Fuck yeah!

Hey, don't judge me man, okay?... Why are you staring at me like I'm some sort of creep?... DON'T LOOK AT ME!

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#40 Posted by mak_wikus (739 posts) -

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. 
And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

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#41 Posted by ThePencil (395 posts) -

OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!!? .... .... Dead Island got a sequel?

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#42 Posted by Animasta (14905 posts) -

@mak_wikus said:

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

to be fair after the whole feminist bitch thing I could totally see techland doing this

(was it feminist bitch or cunt? I cant remember)

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#43 Posted by FunkasaurasRex (854 posts) -

I think I have a reverse boner.

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#44 Posted by Brodehouse (10827 posts) -
@Animasta

@mak_wikus said:

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

to be fair after the whole feminist bitch thing I could totally see techland doing this

(was it feminist bitch or cunt? I cant remember)

It was Feminist Whore.

This game should have Ethical Slut.
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#45 Posted by mak_wikus (739 posts) -
@Brodehouse said:
@Animasta

@mak_wikus said:

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

to be fair after the whole feminist bitch thing I could totally see techland doing this

(was it feminist bitch or cunt? I cant remember)

It was Feminist Whore. This game should have Ethical Slut.
Oh god, I forgot about that.
Still, marketing is a publisher's thing, right?
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#46 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

@FunkasaurasRex said:

I think I have a reverse boner.

That sounds uncomfortable.

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#47 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8734 posts) -
@Yummylee said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Hitchenson said:

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.


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#48 Posted by Pezen (2167 posts) -

I am curious how this thing would have been received if it had been a male torso. Probably; "that's neat!"

I like the fact that in all regards, it's at least thematically fitting.

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#50 Posted by Morrow (1870 posts) -

And where's the sexy dismembered guy statue? No equality! This is sexist.

:D

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