About a third of my way through Deadly Premonition, I discovered the effects of smoking.

I learned that by smoking, you can make time fly by so that you can start your next objective quicker but something else can also happens… something that can kill you… No not cancer!...Undead. Lots of undead will come out and hunt you down.

I learned first hand how dangerous smoking can be by deciding to light one up after a diner scene. Instantly after the dreamy cinematic view that you go into once you select the smoke, i was attacked by multiple numbers of undead. I killed most of them and was just about to reach a phone to save from but was shocked by what attacked me next. A hell dog came out of nowhere and mauled me to death! I was more shocked about an enemy like that existing in this game than I was about dieing.

Anyone else have any crazy smoking stories or incidents’ occur to you?    

umm, that actually happened because it was probably late at night ^_~

If you're smoking and the clock hits midnight it will always dump you out into zombie Greenvale.

Is this a masked attempt at website advertising?

At OP advertising your website is now allowed. And if this gets reported it will just get locked. 

" @ashogo: kinda looks like it "

So you don't even include Giant Bomb in your "sites we like" section even though you shamelessly whore yourself out on this website?