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    A penetrative sex toy designed to mimic the general shape of a human penis. They are available in a variety of shapes, sizes, and varying degrees of realistic design - they are even available with two "ends". Although they are rarely seen in games, there are a few exceptions.

    How did this get approved?

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    #1  Edited By Legend

    Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here.

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    Legend said:
    "Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here."
    There are currently no games associated with the dildo page. I don't imagine there will be, unless there are any Japanese porn games in Giant Bomb's database...
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    who created this?

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    #4  Edited By Evilross

    Shut up. This is an epic win.

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    #5  Edited By Terra1909
    Xeros606 said:
    "who created this?
    "
    Ubergeist.

    I can't believe this got accepted and my Front Mission franchise page didn't....
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    #6  Edited By Jordan

    The only game I can think of that has a dildo in it is GTA: San Andreas.

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    #7  Edited By Shocker

    Lol this is kinda funny

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    #8  Edited By DeadWeezel
    Jordan said:
    "The only game I can think of that has a dildo in it is GTA: San Andreas.
    "
    That game alone is validation enough in my mind.

    was a double-donger too, I believe.
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    GTAIV has a couple too.  lol

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    #10  Edited By Sin4profit

    I swear i saw a purple dildo just sitting in some debris in a game i saw playing...can't  remember which one now...damn it! That's a whole point for me lost in the back of my mind!

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    The Darkness I believe has one too.

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    #12  Edited By Hamz

    If a game has a dildo in it then technically it should be in the database since it IS a thing that can be found in games.

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    #13  Edited By Legend
    Hamz said:
    "If a game has a dildo in it then technically it should be in the database since it IS a thing that can be found in games.
    "
    Then Raiden's butt should technically be in the database since it can be seen in Metal Gear Solid 2. XD
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    #14  Edited By Evilross
    Legend said:
    "Hamz said:
    "If a game has a dildo in it then technically it should be in the database since it IS a thing that can be found in games.
    "
    Then Raiden's butt should technically be in the database since it can be seen in Metal Gear Solid 2. XD
    "
    Raiden's rear is a part of the character, not an object. Your analogy fails.

    But it is very interesting that when you think of the word Dildo the first thing you think of is a male posterior.

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    #15  Edited By Virago
    shrugs I dunno. I'd approve it. I mean f@ck, they're making girl gamers objects.
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    #16  Edited By Kevin

    *Sigh* Soon we're going to see Poop and Urine pages...

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    #17  Edited By Hamz
    Virago said:
    "shrugs I dunno. I'd approve it. I mean f@ck, they're making girl gamers objects."
    Just for the record i actually disagreed with this in the Mod IRC Channel when it came up. Gamers shouldn't be listed in individual minorities within the Wiki but rather as one whole object since afterall whats the difference between a girl or guy gamer that requires them to have seperate articles?

    Other than the obvious fact they have boobs etc.
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    #18  Edited By DaveF

    Haha this is quite possibly the strangest object on here.
    Sure it's in a game....but where do you stop?
    I guess it was a weapon in San Andreas.

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    #19  Edited By Brad

    We're gonna check on the validity of this, but if it is in fact in those games, yeah, it's relevant.

    iplaygames
    said:

    "Xeros606 said:

    I can't believe this got accepted and my Front Mission franchise page didn't....
    "
    Presumably it was rejected because there already is one.
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    #20  Edited By Batman
    Brad said:
    "We're gonna check on the validity of this, but if it is in fact in those games, yeah, it's relevant.

    iplaygames
    said:
    "Xeros606 said:

    I can't believe this got accepted and my Front Mission franchise page didn't....
    "
    Presumably it was rejected because there already is one.
    "
    It is in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.  Remember when you go to the back of the police station?
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    #21  Edited By Giantkitty
    Kevin said:
    "*Sigh* Soon we're going to see Poop and Urine pages...
    "
    Well, if this system ever becomes popular, we might have to (http://jeremy1.wordpress.com/2006/07/)
    The UP 5200
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    #22  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    I'd like to cosplay as a dildo. An enormous, purple dildo.

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    #23  Edited By Xero

    I'm pretty sure it is  relevant, look at all those hentai game pages...

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    #24  Edited By OGCartman

    Thats realy wierd, but eventualy it got made .

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    #25  Edited By Legend
    Evilross said:
    "Legend said:
    "Hamz said:
    "If a game has a dildo in it then technically it should be in the database since it IS a thing that can be found in games.
    "
    Then Raiden's butt should technically be in the database since it can be seen in Metal Gear Solid 2. XD
    "
    Raiden's rear is a part of the character, not an object. Your analogy fails.

    But it is very interesting that when you think of the word Dildo the first thing you think of is a male posterior.

    "
    I would say it's a location. And Raiden's behind is the most famous ass in gaming history. That's why it should be documented.
    Why is me mentioning it interesting?
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    #26  Edited By Legend
    Brad said:
    "We're gonna check on the validity of this, but if it is in fact in those games, yeah, it's relevant."
    You guys are awesome. LOL
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    #27  Edited By gman

    At least it was done tastefully.

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    #28  Edited By Systech

    XD *smacks hand to head*

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    #29  Edited By Manks
    Brad said:
    "We're gonna check on the validity of this, but if it is in fact in those games, yeah, it's relevant.
    "
    Quoted for awesomeness. 

    Dildo forum, lol.
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    #30  Edited By Vlademir

    Rofl. This page made my day.

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    #31  Edited By Nik_NYG

    It's crazy awesome that this page is allowed.

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    #32  Edited By Carmel_Chewy

    Oh you got to be fucking kidding me, how in the fuck did this disturbing this come up in my search results? And why did I seriously click it >_<

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    #33  Edited By sculsoldi3r
    Evilross said:
    "

    Shut up. This is an epic win.

    "
    YES IT IS!
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    #34  Edited By exfate

    I was suprised how easy I found it to find a handful of games with dildos in... I was more suprised to find two of them (Lula games, which appear to be Sex Adventure Games) already had game pages...

    I'm not sure GTAIV is correct on this page though.

    Strange that the Leisure Suit Larry 7 dildo was rejected. I had considered uploading that - but decided to try for a screenshot instead. Can't find one, so I'll probably have to play it to get one. I don't think it's worth trying to get one from the Lula games - as I understand it the instances of dildos are quite... graphic.

    I am suprised also that there appear to be no dildos in Postal games? There was in the movie, and I assumed it would be the type of thing they'd have.

    Edit: I am also considering some kind of therepy for having taken an interest in the dildos in games concept... ... help? ;)

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    #35  Edited By twenty0ne

    Well, I can't say I'm surprised. This is what you get when you have a Wiki system.

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    Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?

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    #37  Edited By twenty0ne
    MagusMaleficus said:
    "Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
    Well, that's already beyond reach. We have a page for grass.
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    #38  Edited By pyromaniac

    WOW..facepalm time from my man captain picard

    A double handed facepalm mind you
    A double handed facepalm mind you

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    #39  Edited By sdodd02

    haha, I love how they are going to let it stay.

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    #40  Edited By Foil_Charizard
    MagusMaleficus said:
    "Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
    Agreed, for the most part. Just because an item is in a game doesn't make it page worthy. This goes for other things as well, c'mon not everything that is found in a video game warrants an article, page, and forum. Meanwhile actual decent submissions are being denied.
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    #41  Edited By twenty0ne
    pyromaniac said:
    "WOW..facepalm time from my man captain picard

    A double handed facepalm mind you
    A double handed facepalm mind you

    "
    Hey, I can do that too.

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    twenty0ne said:
    "MagusMaleficus said:
    "Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
    Well, that's already beyond reach. We have a page for grass."
    True, true. That's the result of points whoring, to be fair.
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    #43  Edited By exfate
    MagusMaleficus said:
    "Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
    Personally, I think it's kind of interesting. Where else would you find a list like this? Lighten up a little. :D
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    #44  Edited By Virago
    Hamz said:
    "Virago said:
    "shrugs I dunno. I'd approve it. I mean f@ck, they're making girl gamers objects."
    Just for the record i actually disagreed with this in the Mod IRC Channel when it came up. Gamers shouldn't be listed in individual minorities within the Wiki but rather as one whole object since afterall whats the difference between a girl or guy gamer that requires them to have seperate articles?

    Other than the obvious fact they have boobs etc.
    "
    ^ why hamz is my favorite mod.
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    exfate said:
    "MagusMaleficus said:
    "Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
    Personally, I think it's kind of interesting. Where else would you find a list like this? Lighten up a little. :D"
    You're telling this to someone who once punched a man in the face for telling him he had stupid shoe laces. I'm not capable of lightening up.
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    SuperJoe said:
    "MagusMaleficus said:
    "exfate said:
    "MagusMaleficus said:
    "Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
    Personally, I think it's kind of interesting. Where else would you find a list like this? Lighten up a little. :D"
    You're telling this to someone who once punched a man in the face for telling him he had stupid shoe laces. I'm not capable of lightening up."
    Oooh, touchy.  Lemme add you to the Baditude board, haha.
    "
    As soon as I star in a game, you have my permission to do so.
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    #47  Edited By twenty0ne
    SuperJoe said:
    "MagusMaleficus said:
    "exfate said:
    "MagusMaleficus said:
    "Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
    Personally, I think it's kind of interesting. Where else would you find a list like this? Lighten up a little. :D"
    You're telling this to someone who once punched a man in the face for telling him he had stupid shoe laces. I'm not capable of lightening up."
    Oooh, touchy.  Lemme add you to the Baditude board, haha.
    "
    Need to add a character page too.
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    #48  Edited By DJ_LaFleur

    dildo page?  My life is finally complete! :D

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    #49  Edited By potzergaeren
    XD... nice. hey if the boys say it's relevant, then so be it. i'm pretty sure i won't be adding that page to my favorites tho. bwahahaha!
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    #50  Edited By Merforga

    This page made my day as well lol

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