Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here.
Dildo
A penetrative sex toy designed to mimic the general shape of a human penis. They are available in a variety of shapes, sizes, and varying degrees of realistic design - they are even available with two "ends". Although they are rarely seen in games, there are a few exceptions.
How did this get approved?
"Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here."There are currently no games associated with the dildo page. I don't imagine there will be, unless there are any Japanese porn games in Giant Bomb's database...
"The only game I can think of that has a dildo in it is GTA: San Andreas.That game alone is validation enough in my mind.
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was a double-donger too, I believe.
I swear i saw a purple dildo just sitting in some debris in a game i saw playing...can't remember which one now...damn it! That's a whole point for me lost in the back of my mind!
"Hamz said:Raiden's rear is a part of the character, not an object. Your analogy fails."If a game has a dildo in it then technically it should be in the database since it IS a thing that can be found in games.Then Raiden's butt should technically be in the database since it can be seen in Metal Gear Solid 2. XD
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But it is very interesting that when you think of the word Dildo the first thing you think of is a male posterior.
"shrugs I dunno. I'd approve it. I mean f@ck, they're making girl gamers objects."Just for the record i actually disagreed with this in the Mod IRC Channel when it came up. Gamers shouldn't be listed in individual minorities within the Wiki but rather as one whole object since afterall whats the difference between a girl or guy gamer that requires them to have seperate articles?
Other than the obvious fact they have boobs etc.
We're gonna check on the validity of this, but if it is in fact in those games, yeah, it's relevant.
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"Xeros606 said:Presumably it was rejected because there already is one.
I can't believe this got accepted and my Front Mission franchise page didn't....
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"We're gonna check on the validity of this, but if it is in fact in those games, yeah, it's relevant.It is in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. Remember when you go to the back of the police station?
iplaygames said:"Xeros606 said:Presumably it was rejected because there already is one.
I can't believe this got accepted and my Front Mission franchise page didn't....
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"*Sigh* Soon we're going to see Poop and Urine pages...Well, if this system ever becomes popular, we might have to (http://jeremy1.wordpress.com/2006/07/)
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"Legend said:I would say it's a location. And Raiden's behind is the most famous ass in gaming history. That's why it should be documented."Hamz said:Raiden's rear is a part of the character, not an object. Your analogy fails."If a game has a dildo in it then technically it should be in the database since it IS a thing that can be found in games.Then Raiden's butt should technically be in the database since it can be seen in Metal Gear Solid 2. XD
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But it is very interesting that when you think of the word Dildo the first thing you think of is a male posterior.
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Why is me mentioning it interesting?
Oh you got to be fucking kidding me, how in the fuck did this disturbing this come up in my search results? And why did I seriously click it >_<
I was suprised how easy I found it to find a handful of games with dildos in... I was more suprised to find two of them (Lula games, which appear to be Sex Adventure Games) already had game pages...
I'm not sure GTAIV is correct on this page though.
Strange that the Leisure Suit Larry 7 dildo was rejected. I had considered uploading that - but decided to try for a screenshot instead. Can't find one, so I'll probably have to play it to get one. I don't think it's worth trying to get one from the Lula games - as I understand it the instances of dildos are quite... graphic.
I am suprised also that there appear to be no dildos in Postal games? There was in the movie, and I assumed it would be the type of thing they'd have.
Edit: I am also considering some kind of therepy for having taken an interest in the dildos in games concept... ... help? ;)
Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?
"Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"Agreed, for the most part. Just because an item is in a game doesn't make it page worthy. This goes for other things as well, c'mon not everything that is found in a video game warrants an article, page, and forum. Meanwhile actual decent submissions are being denied.
"MagusMaleficus said:True, true. That's the result of points whoring, to be fair."Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"Well, that's already beyond reach. We have a page for grass."
"Virago said:^ why hamz is my favorite mod."shrugs I dunno. I'd approve it. I mean f@ck, they're making girl gamers objects."Just for the record i actually disagreed with this in the Mod IRC Channel when it came up. Gamers shouldn't be listed in individual minorities within the Wiki but rather as one whole object since afterall whats the difference between a girl or guy gamer that requires them to have seperate articles?
Other than the obvious fact they have boobs etc.
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"MagusMaleficus said:You're telling this to someone who once punched a man in the face for telling him he had stupid shoe laces. I'm not capable of lightening up."Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"Personally, I think it's kind of interesting. Where else would you find a list like this? Lighten up a little. :D"
"MagusMaleficus said:As soon as I star in a game, you have my permission to do so."exfate said:Oooh, touchy. Lemme add you to the Baditude board, haha."MagusMaleficus said:You're telling this to someone who once punched a man in the face for telling him he had stupid shoe laces. I'm not capable of lightening up.""Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"Personally, I think it's kind of interesting. Where else would you find a list like this? Lighten up a little. :D"
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"MagusMaleficus said:Need to add a character page too."exfate said:Oooh, touchy. Lemme add you to the Baditude board, haha."MagusMaleficus said:You're telling this to someone who once punched a man in the face for telling him he had stupid shoe laces. I'm not capable of lightening up.""Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"Personally, I think it's kind of interesting. Where else would you find a list like this? Lighten up a little. :D"
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