Mine is: I got 17 backwards caps and their all the same color

I could be mishearing this but when Kick loses I believe he says "The Secret Life of Bees", referencing the novel of course. It stuck out to me cause it seemed to come out of nowhere and actually made me laugh out loud when I first heard it.

Time for someone to correct me and it turns out he's not saying it though...

Are we talking about the voice acted lines when you lose or the dialogue boxes from when you win?

"The limit is infinity!" - Dive

"Mr. N is sooo OP!" - Mr. N

"Rejected again!" - The Baz

"Spooby pls!" - Stream

"Everybody panic!" - Stream

Any voice or not voice acted lines

Ok, then "Integer Overflow" is a particular favourite of mine, but so it "I don't hug white girls," but for very different reasons.

Lol, what happened to Tidus's laugh?

All of Kung Pao's noises are pretty great.

S-Kill: "Rare footage of me angry."

My fiancee had no clue why I was rolling on the ground laughing.

Anything that Kick says

"SEVEN POUUUUNDS!"

I could swear Kick also yells "HIIIITCH", but I only heard it once, and I wasn't entirely sure that's what he said. "THE SECRET LIFE OF BEEEES" is another slice o' gold.

I haven't played the game but I find it literally impossible for there to be better line than "I don't hug white girls."

when you boot up the game and hear Mr. N going "I'm so godlike!"
i really like Mr N's voice

@shagge: He does in fact yell "Hiiiitch."

"Illuminati!"

"WHAT AN ANSWER!"

When S-kill gets his parry. I can't not laugh when I hear this.

When S-Kill loses and he shouts "MY CAREER!" Always makes me laugh.

Also Mr.N's "Noooooo" and Markman's "Divekick is E-sports!" And all of Jefaily's selection lines.

"Jefailure!" is really good.

Pretty much all of Mr. N's lines are great. I especially like "Gaaaaanked." and "Dolla Dolla Bills Yaaaaaaa'll" (at least I'm pretty sure that's what he's saying), and the "I don't hug white girls" line is fantastic as well.

"Divekick is e-sports" made me laugh pretty hard too. It took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out why Kick yells "7 pounds", but I finally got the joke and about died laughing.

Most of what Mr.N says when he's channeling Cartman, including "No that's Bro-ken!".

"Good MIA caaaaall" by Mr. N.

"I'm so Godlike" -Mr. N

"The throooooows!" -Mr. N

"YOLO, my ninjas" -Stream

"I feel like i'mma break this damn thing" -Kick

"What an answer!" - S-Kill

"It's maaaaaaadnessss!" -S-Kill

Kick referring to Will Smith's old movies is great. He also yells out "SHARK TALE!" That and "NOT THE FLASHY THING!" (referrring to MIB) had me on the floor.

My other favorite quotes:

"It's okay I can still make moneeeeyyyyyy!"-Jefailey

"I'm feelin' myself!"-Jefailey

"Unintentional GLITCH!!!!!!!"-S-Kill

"I'm gonna beat you like I beat my dog."-Mr. N

And the way Mr. N says no when he loses cracks a smile on my face.

The No sounds like the person from family guy. Forget the name

Mr N: Where'd the chair goooo?

"Too many variables" - Dive

"Not enough variables" - Dive

most of markman, uncle sensei and kenny's stuff. number one gotta be "bankruptcy"

I've laughed at a lot of lines in the game, but S-Kill's "Take a look at THESE All-Stars" got me the most. I have so much hatred for PlayStation All-Stars.

Uncle Sensei always manages to make me laugh. Between his appearance and his unfortunate circumstances, I can't help but shake my head and crack a smile.

SEVEN POUNDS!!!

Anything Kick says. "Seven Pounds!" and "I AM Legend!" come to mind.

I lose it whenever S-Kill says "Rare footage of me, actually angry". Same goes for just about everything Kick and Mr. N say.

I think my favorites are Jefailey, Uncle Sensei, Mr. N and Stream but they're all so good it's really just a mood thing. I think the only characters without good lines are Redacted and Kung Pao and tastewise S-Kill, Kenny and Dive after that. I will give additional mention to Shoals for actually having lines that caught me by surprise how good they were. I'm glad characters I thought weren't that amusing writing-wise seem to be striking a cord with people.