- Antiquated level design relies too much on finding keys and doors
- Character movement and aiming feel dated.

Is it a joke?
Game » consists of 19 releases. Released Oct 10, 1994

http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/doomii/review.html
Linked for the lazy

Perhaps they are reviewing from the view point of 'today's gamer.' Yeah, if you play it side by side with a lot of today's game, those complaints are very valid.
" Perhaps they are reviewing from the view point of 'today's gamer.' Yeah, if you play it side by side with a lot of today's game, those complaints are very valid. "But its a review of a 16 year old game. I hate reviews of old games.
GUYS!!!! SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEWNIDENWQIDEWQDOENDEJQNDRIMDXMWQQWPXEWOQXMENDWCM;ECDE';WCDENICDEWCDEWCNDEOWCD'WCDW',QDWQDED2913DN2O1IDEW[-DE MD32`ND9ND0E1NDE109DE1NDEDE9W8DE1PDNEWPDENWIOQDEWNQOIDEWQDNEWQDNE;WQDEWQNDEW;QODNEWQ
" GUYS!!!! SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEWNIDENWQIDEWQDOENDEJQNDRIMDXMWQQWPXEWOQXMENDWCM;ECDE';WCDENICDEWCDEWCNDEOWCD'WCDW',QDWQDED2913DN2O1IDEW[-DE MD32`ND9ND0E1NDE109DE1NDEDE9W8DE1PDNEWPDENWIOQDEWNQOIDEWQDNEWQDNE;WQDEWQNDEW;QODNEWQ "It's not that. It's the reason. They're criticizing an old game for feeling old. No, they should not make Doom 2 a modern shooter. the whole point is to port it for nostalgia purposes.
At first I was wondering if it was a joke myself then I saw who wrote the review and realized it was the reviewer that is the joke.
^this exactly." they just shouldnt review it: theres 2 ways to look at it- in its time period (innovative, incredible, well known) today- (terrible graphics, controls, options) "
" @Guerrilla_Mason: DOOM2 is one of "todays" games. if you have never owned a PC...... "You got me.
" @Guerrilla_Mason said:But it was released last week again. So I'd imagine he was trying to review it for a person that hasn't played it." Perhaps they are reviewing from the view point of 'today's gamer.' Yeah, if you play it side by side with a lot of today's game, those complaints are very valid. "But its a review of a 16 year old game. I hate reviews of old games. "
" GUYS!!!! SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEWNIDENWQIDEWQDOENDEJQNDRIMDXMWQQWPXEWOQXMENDWCM;ECDE';WCDENICDEWCDEWCNDEOWCD'WCDW',QDWQDED2913DN2O1IDEW[-DE MD32`ND9ND0E1NDE109DE1NDEDE9W8DE1PDNEWPDENWIOQDEWNQOIDEWQDNEWQDNE;WQDEWQNDEW;QODNEWQ "see kids, this is why drugs are baaaad!
Maybe to YOU, but for people like me who have never played DooM, this review is just fine. I thought DooM looked cool, and after reading this review, I think I'll pass." @AlwaysAngry said:
It's not that. It's the reason. They're criticizing an old game for feeling old. No, they should not make Doom 2 a modern shooter. the whole point is to port it for nostalgia purposes. "" GUYS!!!! SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEWNIDENWQIDEWQDOENDEJQNDRIMDXMWQQWPXEWOQXMENDWCM;ECDE';WCDENICDEWCDEWCNDEOWCD'WCDW',QDWQDED2913DN2O1IDEW[-DE MD32`ND9ND0E1NDE109DE1NDEDE9W8DE1PDNEWPDENWIOQDEWNQOIDEWQDNEWQDNE;WQDEWQNDEW;QODNEWQ "
But its a review of a 16 year old game. I hate reviews of old games. "But it was released last week again. So I'd imagine he was trying to review it for a person that hasn't played it. "

" @DystopiaX said:The whole point of porting it is that you're playing an old game. It's not playing an old game and thinking "is this as good as today's games?" because of course the answer is no. Doom 2 on XBLA is not supposed to be Doom 2 rebooted.Maybe to YOU, but for people like me who have never played DooM, this review is just fine. I thought DooM looked cool, and after reading this review, I think I'll pass. Nostalgia should NEVER factor into a review, except for some extremely rare cases. If this guy gave it a 10 because he loved it when he was a kid, it would be an extremely shitty review for people like who who have never played the game. "" @AlwaysAngry said:
" GUYS!!!! SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEWNIDENWQIDEWQDOENDEJQNDRIMDXMWQQWPXEWOQXMENDWCM;ECDE';WCDENICDEWCDEWCNDEOWCD'WCDW',QDWQDED2913DN2O1IDEW[-DE MD32`ND9ND0E1NDE109DE1NDEDE9W8DE1PDNEWPDENWIOQDEWNQOIDEWQDNEWQDNE;WQDEWQNDEW;QODNEWQ "It's not that. It's the reason. They're criticizing an old game for feeling old. No, they should not make Doom 2 a modern shooter. the whole point is to port it for nostalgia purposes. "
I don't see a problem. This isn't a review of Doom 2's original release. It's a review of Doom 2's XBLA release in 2010. Very different things. Reviews are supposed to tell people if a game is worth playing, and in 2010, a 6 sounds about right.
Of course there are people who grew up with and love Doom (kinda like myself, although I was young). Those people have to realize this and just take the review with a grain of salt, knowing why the review exists in the first place.
" @DystopiaX said:im seriously worried about the state of your mental health.Maybe to YOU, but for people like me who have never played DooM, this review is just fine. I thought DooM looked cool, and after reading this review, I think I'll pass." @AlwaysAngry said:
It's not that. It's the reason. They're criticizing an old game for feeling old. No, they should not make Doom 2 a modern shooter. the whole point is to port it for nostalgia purposes. "" GUYS!!!! SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEWNIDENWQIDEWQDOENDEJQNDRIMDXMWQQWPXEWOQXMENDWCM;ECDE';WCDENICDEWCDEWCNDEOWCD'WCDW',QDWQDED2913DN2O1IDEW[-DE MD32`ND9ND0E1NDE109DE1NDEDE9W8DE1PDNEWPDENWIOQDEWNQOIDEWQDNEWQDNE;WQDEWQNDEW;QODNEWQ "
Nostalgia should NEVER factor into a review, except for some extremely rare cases. If this guy gave it a 10 because he loved it when he was a kid, it would be an extremely shitty review for people like who who have never played the game
.@Guerrilla_Mason said:But its a review of a 16 year old game. I hate reviews of old games. "But it was released last week again. So I'd imagine he was trying to review it for a person that hasn't played it. "
"
" @AlwaysAngry said:How am I supposed to know? I've NEVER played DooM. Why would I want to play a shitty game just because it's old? It's all nostalgia, and this review does a good job of stating that." @DystopiaX said:The whole point of porting it is that you're playing an old game. It's not playing an old game and thinking "is this as good as today's games?" because of course the answer is no. Doom 2 on XBLA is not supposed to be Doom 2 rebooted. "Maybe to YOU, but for people like me who have never played DooM, this review is just fine. I thought DooM looked cool, and after reading this review, I think I'll pass. Nostalgia should NEVER factor into a review, except for some extremely rare cases. If this guy gave it a 10 because he loved it when he was a kid, it would be an extremely shitty review for people like who who have never played the game. "" @AlwaysAngry said:
" GUYS!!!! SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEWNIDENWQIDEWQDOENDEJQNDRIMDXMWQQWPXEWOQXMENDWCM;ECDE';WCDENICDEWCDEWCNDEOWCD'WCDW',QDWQDED2913DN2O1IDEW[-DE MD32`ND9ND0E1NDE109DE1NDEDE9W8DE1PDNEWPDENWIOQDEWNQOIDEWQDNEWQDNE;WQDEWQNDEW;QODNEWQ "It's not that. It's the reason. They're criticizing an old game for feeling old. No, they should not make Doom 2 a modern shooter. the whole point is to port it for nostalgia purposes. "
Why would it be wrong to compare a game like Quake to modern FPS games to see how it holds up with todays standards? And if you're basically saying the game is shit compared to todays standard, then why release it? If it's for pure nostalgia, then you're going to play it anyway. Fuck the review, it's not affecting you. For people like me though, it would help.im seriously worried about the state of your mental health. No you did not hit the nail on the head there. Point is, HE SHOULD NOT REVIEW DOOM 2. Like he shouldnt review pac-man, tetris, quake and so on. no point whatsoever in doing so. "
Exactly. They're not putting it out there to say it's the pinnacle of current gaming, and I think it's a little unfair to compare it to modern titles we'd consider to be such." @AlwaysAngry said:
" GUYS!!!! SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEWNIDENWQIDEWQDOENDEJQNDRIMDXMWQQWPXEWOQXMENDWCM;ECDE';WCDENICDEWCDEWCNDEOWCD'WCDW',QDWQDED2913DN2O1IDEW[-DE MD32`ND9ND0E1NDE109DE1NDEDE9W8DE1PDNEWPDENWIOQDEWNQOIDEWQDNEWQDNE;WQDEWQNDEW;QODNEWQ "It's not that. It's the reason. They're criticizing an old game for feeling old. No, they should not make Doom 2 a modern shooter. the whole point is to port it for nostalgia purposes. "
Ok, so I've looked around and found that they originally gave the game a score of 8.5. So, by extrapolating; in 48 years time, if they do another rerelease, the game will actually be given a negative score. This will be the first time in GameSpot history that a game will have been given a negative score (not even Big Rigs got a negative score!).
" @DystopiaX said:Or, this game does not port well. even if you like this game, don't get this.Exactly. They're not putting it out there to say it's the pinnacle of current gaming, and I think it's a little unfair to compare it to modern titles we'd consider to be such." @AlwaysAngry said:
" GUYS!!!! SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEWNIDENWQIDEWQDOENDEJQNDRIMDXMWQQWPXEWOQXMENDWCM;ECDE';WCDENICDEWCDEWCNDEOWCD'WCDW',QDWQDED2913DN2O1IDEW[-DE MD32`ND9ND0E1NDE109DE1NDEDE9W8DE1PDNEWPDENWIOQDEWNQOIDEWQDNEWQDNE;WQDEWQNDEW;QODNEWQ "It's not that. It's the reason. They're criticizing an old game for feeling old. No, they should not make Doom 2 a modern shooter. the whole point is to port it for nostalgia purposes. "
I feel like that whole review is just redundant. Who goes into Doom II expecting it to be up to today's standards? Who is this review written for? I get the feeling that people who don't know what Doom II is either won't care enough to get it, or they'll care enough to be aware of the fact that time has marched on. That only leaves people who do know what id's seminal shooter is all about and again this review is not for them. Here's how reviews for old games should go: Do you like old games? You do? Great, get this. Oh, you don't? Well, then don't get this! "
" @Jethuty: Yea I can't say I agree with those statements made. If anything Doom 2 XBLA would deserve a 6.0 for not having widescreen support and the horrible netcode, not the original content. Might as well give the graphics a 1/10 for that matter. "hey sure, give the "port" a 5.0 for not featuring online multiplayer or splitscreen, or for having bad framerate. Thats totally fine, because you are reviewing the quality of the port and so on.
" I don't see a problem. This isn't a review of Doom 2's original release. It's a review of Doom 2's XBLA release in 2010. Very different things. Reviews are supposed to tell people if a game is worth playing, and in 2010, a 6 sounds about right. Of course there are people who grew up with and love Doom (kinda like myself, although I was young). Those people have to realize this and just take the review with a grain of salt, knowing why the review exists in the first place. "Actually, you're right there. I forgot that this had that whole extra bunch of levels, so I guess a 2010 review of this is valid. Still, I'd wager the kind of person that's buying this to play the new hardcore shit knows what they're in for, and that still kinda makes me think the whole review is pointless.
" GUYS!!!! SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEWNIDENWQIDEWQDOENDEJQNDRIMDXMWQQWPXEWOQXMENDWCM;ECDE';WCDENICDEWCDEWCNDEOWCD'WCDW',QDWQDED2913DN2O1IDEW[-DE MD32`ND9ND0E1NDE109DE1NDEDE9W8DE1PDNEWPDENWIOQDEWNQOIDEWQDNEWQDNE;WQDEWQNDEW;QODNEWQ "I'm with this guy.
This should apply to other media as well .
Old movies suck because they're old? Casablanca? Citizen Kane? Fuck that noise we have Transformers 2 and The Spy Next Door!
Bach? Chopin? fuck'em I'm busy listening to Linkin Park and Lady Gaga.
" @Jethuty said:If you dont know about Doom today, you shouldnt be on this site.Why would it be wrong to compare a game like Quake to modern FPS games to see how it holds up with todays standards? And if you're basically saying the game is shit compared to todays standard, then why release it? If it's for pure nostalgia, then you're going to play it anyway. Fuck the review, it's not affecting you. For people like me though, it would help. "im seriously worried about the state of your mental health. No you did not hit the nail on the head there. Point is, HE SHOULD NOT REVIEW DOOM 2. Like he shouldnt review pac-man, tetris, quake and so on. no point whatsoever in doing so. "
" @Jethuty said:Maybe that the game is really old might be a hint that the game is really old.Why would it be wrong to compare a game like Quake to modern FPS games to see how it holds up with todays standards? And if you're basically saying the game is shit compared to todays standard, then why release it? If it's for pure nostalgia, then you're going to play it anyway. Fuck the review, it's not affecting you. For people like me though, it would help. "im seriously worried about the state of your mental health. No you did not hit the nail on the head there. Point is, HE SHOULD NOT REVIEW DOOM 2. Like he shouldnt review pac-man, tetris, quake and so on. no point whatsoever in doing so. "
" @AlwaysAngry said:I see how it is. If I say something that makes a bit of sense, you'll just come back with (what you think is) a witty remark." @Jethuty said:If you dont know about Doom today, you shouldnt be on this site. Or on the internet for that manner. "Why would it be wrong to compare a game like Quake to modern FPS games to see how it holds up with todays standards? And if you're basically saying the game is shit compared to todays standard, then why release it? If it's for pure nostalgia, then you're going to play it anyway. Fuck the review, it's not affecting you. For people like me though, it would help. "im seriously worried about the state of your mental health. No you did not hit the nail on the head there. Point is, HE SHOULD NOT REVIEW DOOM 2. Like he shouldnt review pac-man, tetris, quake and so on. no point whatsoever in doing so. "
" What is with all of the fucking pictures in this thread, you are not witty or clever. And this game should not be reviewed. People who want to play it are ones that played it years ago, plain and simple, like me! "thank you.
" Hate to break it to you, but that game dont play as great now as you remember it. Sure, this only really applys if your putting it up against modern games, which you can argue wether or not that right, but really, if you tried playing old game like goldeneye and such, theyre really not that great anymore outside of nostalgia. "thank you P. Diddy obivious
" @AlwaysAngry said:Just because it's old doesn't mean it's dated..." @Jethuty said:Maybe that the game is really old might be a hint that the game is really old. Hell, I dunno. "Why would it be wrong to compare a game like Quake to modern FPS games to see how it holds up with todays standards? And if you're basically saying the game is shit compared to todays standard, then why release it? If it's for pure nostalgia, then you're going to play it anyway. Fuck the review, it's not affecting you. For people like me though, it would help. "im seriously worried about the state of your mental health. No you did not hit the nail on the head there. Point is, HE SHOULD NOT REVIEW DOOM 2. Like he shouldnt review pac-man, tetris, quake and so on. no point whatsoever in doing so. "
" @Jethuty said:Who said that what you said makes sense?" @AlwaysAngry said:I see how it is. If I say something that makes a bit of sense, you'll just come back with (what you think is) a witty remark. That is all I have to say. I'm done. "" @Jethuty said:If you dont know about Doom today, you shouldnt be on this site. Or on the internet for that manner. "Why would it be wrong to compare a game like Quake to modern FPS games to see how it holds up with todays standards? And if you're basically saying the game is shit compared to todays standard, then why release it? If it's for pure nostalgia, then you're going to play it anyway. Fuck the review, it's not affecting you. For people like me though, it would help. "im seriously worried about the state of your mental health. No you did not hit the nail on the head there. Point is, HE SHOULD NOT REVIEW DOOM 2. Like he shouldnt review pac-man, tetris, quake and so on. no point whatsoever in doing so. "
" @Jethuty said:Mate, you are not making any sense, your argument is seriously invalid and you are retarded." @AlwaysAngry said:I see how it is. If I say something that makes a bit of sense, you'll just come back with (what you think is) a witty remark. That is all I have to say. I'm done. "" @Jethuty said:If you dont know about Doom today, you shouldnt be on this site. Or on the internet for that manner. "Why would it be wrong to compare a game like Quake to modern FPS games to see how it holds up with todays standards? And if you're basically saying the game is shit compared to todays standard, then why release it? If it's for pure nostalgia, then you're going to play it anyway. Fuck the review, it's not affecting you. For people like me though, it would help. "im seriously worried about the state of your mental health. No you did not hit the nail on the head there. Point is, HE SHOULD NOT REVIEW DOOM 2. Like he shouldnt review pac-man, tetris, quake and so on. no point whatsoever in doing so. "
" @Guerrilla_Mason said:Deal with it, games that were great when released, being rereleased on today's consoles often play like shit, and if you don't have nostalgia for the game it would be much lower than a 6." Perhaps they are reviewing from the view point of 'today's gamer.' Yeah, if you play it side by side with a lot of today's game, those complaints are very valid. "But its a review of a 16 year old game. I hate reviews of old games. "
" @DystopiaX: ok. SHIT. seriously, we should just discuss if this reviewer is a man or woman. I really mean it. i can't tell. The name is femal-ish, but then from the blog's videos, it's a dude talking. or am i having hallucinations? i just want to say, this is a question that has bugged me forever. please. someone tell me! "wait. Carolyn is a dude?
@DystopiaX:
ok. SHIT.
seriously, we should just discuss if this reviewer is a man or woman.
I really mean it.
i can't tell. The name is femal-ish, but then from the blog's videos, it's a dude talking.
or am i having hallucinations?
i just want to say, this is a question that has bugged me forever.
please. someone tell me! OR ELSE I'LL GO CRAZYY!!!!11!1!!1
Please Log In to post.
This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for:
Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.
Log in to comment