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    Dr. Ned

    Character » appears in 1 games

    Dr. Ned is the Jakob's Cove doctor. Additionally, Dr. Ned is totally not Dr. Zed from the last story.

    Short summary describing this character.

    Dr. Ned last edited by kodial on 10/12/18 11:58AM View full history

     "Tasked with keeping the workers of Jakobs Cove alive, Dr. Ned (who is not related to Dr. Zed from Fyrestone) does his job a little too well, creating zombies and other abominations that now run rampant in this region."
           -- From the original description given by Gearbox Software for the Zombie Island of Dr. Ned

    Dr. Ned Quotes

    • "I'm just kidding, of course you're expendable."
    • "I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise."
    • "My perfectly healthy liver cries out in anguish!"
    • "You kill me some zombie bastards?"
    • "Hey, bring me back a couple of bottles of whiskey."
    • "Damn, I need a drink. My liver is crying out in perfect health over here!"
    • "Well, get to it. Zombies aren't gonna cave in their own heads."
    • "I trust you come bearing good news and/or brains?"
    • "Wipe your feet. Just 'cause it's the apocalypse doesn't mean you ain't need your manners."
    • "Well, well. Looks like you're worth your weight not getting killed, after all."
    • "Thanks for gettin' back out there and risking your life while I sit back in safety up here and issue asinine directives. Nah, I'm just kidding, obviously you're expendable."
    •  "You smell like, I'm pissed."

    Medical Vending Machine Quotes

    • "If this crap ain't enough for your ailments, visit my infirmary on the water in Jakob's Cove ."
    • "Buy a shield, and when you do, buy a first aid kit."
    • "Shields and healing, that's what I'm dealing."
    • "Who needs Dr. Zed when you have Dr. Ned?"
    • "Zombies trying to tear your face off? Buy a shield ! And then buy an Insta-Health, for when the shield inevitably goes down and you really need it."
    • "Choose Dr. Ned before you're undead."
    • "Do me a favor. Buy first aid so that I don't have to fix you up later."

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