Why does everyone hate the dog?

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#1  Edited By Romination

Sure, he laughs at you when you miss, but so would anyone who was with you. He also catches and returns the duck to you. He ain't a bad guy. He's your dog! HE LOVES YOU!
 

 MAN'S BEST FUCKING FRIEND
 MAN'S BEST FUCKING FRIEND
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#2  Edited By bed

fuck the dog. he laughs at me and he deserves to die 

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#3  Edited By eroticfishcake

He's a cunt.

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#4  Edited By CornontheCobbe

Fucking cunt dog. 
 
No seriously, i have never in my life heard that anyone hates the dog.
 
Random thread.

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#5  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

HE IS A MINION OF BEELZEBUB HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#6  Edited By drowsap
@eroticfishcake said:
" He's a cunt. "
Dam strait
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#7  Edited By EpicSteve

FUCK THAT DOG! 

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#8  Edited By Drakhir

I would have to disagree with the "MAN'S BEST FUCKING FRIEND" part.

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#9  Edited By TheGreatGuero

I like him. Sure, I've tried to shoot him, but who hasn't? Wow, see what video games do to us? They make us want to shoot dogs just for laughing at us. How awesome.
 
I still really liked IGN's idea of making him a Smash Bros character. I think that could be so awesome.

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#10  Edited By Roflwaffles

Are you serious? Look a him...he's a douche bag.

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#11  Edited By JoelTGM

It's just a guy in a costume.

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#12  Edited By Scullinator

I love the dog.  i have it for my wallpaper on my phone and my ring tone is duck hunt .

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#13  Edited By bed
@Drakhir said:
" I would have to disagree with the "MAN'S BEST FUCKING FRIEND" part. "
this man begs to differ
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#14  Edited By eroticfishcake
@AjayRaz said:
" @Drakhir said:
" I would have to disagree with the "MAN'S BEST FUCKING FRIEND" part. "
this man begs to differ "
That another one of your videos that you "stumbled across" or one your "friend sent you"? 
 
Bollocks mate. Fucking bollocks!
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#15  Edited By chickendoughnut

A bitch in the literal sense

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#16  Edited By bed
@eroticfishcake said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Drakhir said:
" I would have to disagree with the "MAN'S BEST FUCKING FRIEND" part. "
this man begs to differ "
That another one of your videos that you "stumbled across" or one your "friend sent you"?  Bollocks mate. Fucking bollocks! "
'fraid not. i simply searched "man fucking dog" on google and moving away from all the bestiality pornography links, i managed to find that video.  
 
oh, the internet.  
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#18  Edited By teptom
@eroticfishcake said:
" He's a cunt. "
Whoa! 
 
@CornontheCobbe
said:
" Fucking cunt dog. "  
WHOA! 
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#19  Edited By allprox

HE BE RACIST!

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Always loved that dog.

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#22  Edited By eroticfishcake
@Shini4444 said:
" @eroticfishcake said:
" He's a cunt. "
Whoa! 
 
@CornontheCobbe
said:
" Fucking cunt dog. "  
WHOA!  "
Hey, it rhymes like "Hunt", okay? 
 
(Plus were not pussies.) 
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#23  Edited By Systech

Because he's a fucking asshole.

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Because you want what you can't have, I can't shoot the dog, therefore the dog can go to hell.

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#25  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator  Online

I actually based part of my coursework for my video games programming degree around Duck Hunt and I'm 100% convinced the reason people hate the dog is because he laughs at you every time you fail and in an annoyingly cartoony way. He may be your best friend as a duck hunter but all you really ever see of him is him jumping into the grass, showing you the ducks you shoot down and laughing at you and the annoyance of him laughing at you seems to far outweigh any light amusement brought across by him smiling and holding up disgruntled ducks.

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#26  Edited By Kyreo
@AjayRaz said:
" fuck the dog. he laughs at me and he deserves to die  "
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#27  Edited By ch13696

Eeeehhhh we have a love hate relationship. He gets my ducks but everytime I lose a level that dog kisses my ducks. Not acceptable.

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#28  Edited By BrickRoad

He's as cocky as an asshat for laughing at someone with a gun in their hand, pointed directly at them. Even if they did miss the target. There's a saying: Laugh at an armed man, and he'll go totally nutty and shoot you or something.

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#29  Edited By Jadeskye

Hitler had a dog. Nuff said.

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#30  Edited By Hailinel

How could anyone actually defend that mutt?  Even the sound of his laugh gives me violent urges to this day.
 
How you mock me, you damn mongrel!  I have wasted many a bullet trying to kill you instead of the ducks!

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#31  Edited By LiquidPrince

Cause you can't shoot him. Lets see him laugh after that.

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#32  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

He is a proven anti-semit 

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#33  Edited By sopranosfan

He always laughed at me. :(  Any dog that can laugh must be a minion of Satan.

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#34  Edited By Emilio

It wasn't until the internet that I discovered all this hate towards Duck Hunt Dog. 
 
Duck Hunt Dog is my pal, and smells good.

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#35  Edited By leftystarman

Fuck dogs in general.

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#36  Edited By Hailinel
@Emilio said:
" It wasn't until the internet that I discovered all this hate towards Duck Hunt Dog.  Duck Hunt Dog is my pal, and smells good. "
I didn't need the internet to teach me about hatred toward it.  I've hated that bastard since childhood.
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#37  Edited By xpgamer7

The dog is an asshole. First he just sits in the grass. What dog sits in the grass doing no work? Second he laughs if you miss, EVERY TIME. He's just that arrogant although he can't even hold a gun. And third, he doesn't bring you the duck back. Have you ever seen him come back out of the grass? NO! He just smiles at you while holding the duck you just shot down and sinks back into the grass, keeping the duck for himself. Frickin dog. 

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#38  Edited By NinjaTard

Dog was cool! Loved his little 8 bit laugh, the way he tossed himself into the grass like he was Krypto the Super-Dog, and the reassuring way he held up the ducks after they were shot like "Here he is master! You da man, dawg!"
 
Of course everyone tried to shoot him, you can't give kids a video game controller shaped like a weapon and expect them not to act out on the first target they see. If you could play Super Mario Bros. with the zapper we'd have all tried to shoot Mario and he's the most beloved video game character of all time.
 
Anyone who says fuck the dog, I say fuck you! I say it with love and understanding but still,...you're a jerk.

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