Thanks to DNF, we now know that beer makes you tougher, and that power armor is for pussies. What other important life lessons have you learned playing this game? :P

I'll edit this with your posts later. I'll start:

1. When you're on steroids, a single punch is enough to make your enemy explode into a bloody mess.

2. 12 years is way too long to make a game.

3. When you're underwater and drowning you can suck on bubbles for air.  
 
4. RC Cars can be driven independently from the remote controls if you are small enough 

5. When you're shrunk bullets still affect you the same as before.

6. Power Armor is for Pussies

8. 12years, worldwide celebrity and all the babes in the world eager to head to the penthouse ... and none of them ever thought to bring him that god damn pack of bubblegum.

Women can bring themselves to orgasm using a glass door.

Good framerate is for pussies.

The monster truck is a piss poor, gas gulping, mean of transportation.

12.How to swallow my own puke then puke again.

13. Someone still thinks Leeroy Jenkins references are clever and funny.

14. Broussard steals ideas from other, better games and makes fun of them.

15. Don't bother playing multiplayer, it's a waste of time.

16. You've got balls of steel.

17. He has balls of fail.

Our god is a vengeful god.

beer makes you tougher.
 
women dont like to have there tits slapped. 
 
playing with poop is fun.

22: They're stealing all our babes.

23. Don't bet on Duke. EVER.
24. Duke Nukem is out of bubblegum AND ass to kick.

25. Respecting women is for pussies.

Buttholes like it when you say "Coochie Coochie..."

Water levels are back (or are they?)

25. Respecting women is for pussies.

Duke Nukem Forever made me less intelligent.

26. Taking poo from the toilet doesn't decrease ego, even though they really wanted it to.
27. Boobs grow off walls in alien worlds.
28. Taking steroids isn't healthy and messes up your regenerating health.
29. The Companion Barrel unlocks cake made of weapons.

30. Boss fights that arn't cheap as hell are for pussies.

31. My uncle was an asshole.

32. Creating humor in a vacuum will never work. 
33. Legacy sells.

Alien doors always look like assholes 

34. learned things I could do while the game loads for the 360 version like make a sandwich or play a game on the pc.

36. Rape is hilarious

37. Don't buy this game.

38. Forklifts can skewer deadly armed aliens at 5mph

39. Good things don't come to those who wait.

40..Babes really shouldn't be said in the year 2011.

41. Twelve years isn't enough to make a good Duke Nukem game.

42. Whenever you see a glory hole, stick it in there and don't look back.

43. There's only one way to stop the Cycloid Emperor: a cock block.

44. Regenerating health and two weapon limits don't make every game better.

45. Quick Time Events are a great way to make opening doors fun!

46. All the weapons besides the Shotgun suck Balls...of Fail.

47. Nothing remotely interesting happens in strip clubs...of fail.

48. Aliens, apparently, enjoy a good burger before they try to kill everyone.

49. This game is not at all like Duke Nukem 3D, in the fact that 3D was good.

50. I'm glad demos exist.

beer makes you tougher.  women dont like to have there tits slapped.   playing with poop is fun.

51. I hate valve puzzles