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    Duke Nukem Forever

    Game » consists of 14 releases. Released Jun 14, 2011

    After approximately fourteen years of development, the heavily infamous sequel to Duke Nukem 3D was finally released, in which the macho Duke must damper yet another alien invasion.

    Why im buying Duke Nukem Forever Day 1 and why you should too.

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    #1  Edited By ravensword

    First of all, im a little embarassed to say that im really hyped for this news that Duke is FINALY coming out and it looks like the release dates got some legs since its Gearbox. Now, im going to say this right now, there is a 90 percent chance or even more that this game is going to be terrible. Terrible in the good or bad way remains to be seen, but I think its going to be pretty bad. But, should that disuade you from purchasing this game Day 1?  No way.  
     
    See folks, this game has become our Yeti, Loc Ness Monster, and Sasquatch all rolled up into one. A illusive myth of a game that has been in development for well over a decade. And when this game is released, so dies one of the industrys biggest folk tales and running jokes. Its like seeing Avatar in the theaters because it took like 6 years to make and you wanted to see if it was worth all that time, only times that by ten for this game.  
     
    Like it or not, this game is a piece of game history, and who knows how long itll stay on store shelves, so it would probaly be a good idea to pick it up right when it comes out before retails pulls out on stocking it. It probaly wont sell, it probaly wont review well, and itll probaly be pretty trash, but we should buy it none the less own this game to show our children and grandchildren one day.
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    #2  Edited By TaliciaDragonsong

    It's Duke.
    The goddamn Duke.
     
    That's all the reason I need.

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    #3  Edited By ajamafalous

    I'm so goddamn hyped.
     
     
    Day 1.

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    #4  Edited By Jadeskye

    i'll buy it day one just for the right to say i waited a decade for it.

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    #5  Edited By Binman88

    I won't be buying it unless it turns out to be awesome (highly doubtful). I don't need a piece of history gathering dust on my shelf just for the sake of it. I plan on spending my money on some actually promising games next year, like The Witcher 2.

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    #6  Edited By Make_Me_Mad

    I grew up on Duke Nukem.  As far as I'm concerned he can do no wrong.

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    #7  Edited By sagesebas
    @Raven_Sword: I think i'll get it, but I am sad it is coming out, it is so much better as an enigma, and folklore, then it will ever be as a game.
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    #8  Edited By LiquidPrince

    I'm probably not gonna be buying it.

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    #9  Edited By Asberg

    I want a somewhat playable version of every build. 
    Just to see all the changes its been through, i can imagine that there a a few.

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    #10  Edited By JJWeatherman
    @Raven_Sword: You're probably right, but I honestly couldn't be much less excited for this game.
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    #11  Edited By Gizmo

    I always bet on Duke.

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    #12  Edited By Crixaliz

    I want this game to fail.
    I really hope some other big game releases just before Duke, something like MW3 or Gears 3.

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    #13  Edited By Dr_VonBoogie

    Here's hoping Gearbox can take Duke Nukem Forever and turn it into gold!

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    #14  Edited By mesklinite

    The game will suck most likely. The hype is too big.
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    #15  Edited By ComradeKritstov
    @sagesebas said:
    " @Raven_Sword: I think i'll get it, but I am sad it is coming out, it is so much better as an enigma, and folklore, then it will ever be as a game. "
    This except I won't be getting it.
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    #16  Edited By CaptainObvious

    I can't imagine that I will be owning Duke Nukem Forever in 2011. It's like pulling out the motherfucking Excalibur from the stone.

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    #17  Edited By ravensword
    @CaptainObvious:

    I swear to god im going to take a picture of me buying it in the store when it comes out. Itll be too surreal.
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    #18  Edited By ravensword

    I am a little worried for this game on PS3 though. This just screams like a game that would get a shoddy port on PS3.
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    #19  Edited By MrKlorox
    @Binman88 said:
    " I won't be buying it unless it turns out to be awesome (highly doubtful). I don't need a piece of history gathering dust on my shelf just for the sake of it. I plan on spending my money on some actually promising games next year, like The Witcher 2. "
    Agreed entirely.
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    #20  Edited By jonnyboy

    They could make it work, all Gearbox have to do is make a stellar Multiplayer component with persistent perks and character progression. That way people will be more willing to forgive the fact that the singleplayer has been through so many underpaid hands that it will never meet the hype. Unfortunately killer multiplayer is not Gearboxes strong point.
     
    Am I buying day 1? Yep. But will I still be playing it in 6 months? Unlikely.

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    #21  Edited By Raineko

    If it is as good as Duke 3D then it will be awesome.

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    #22  Edited By CL60

    Yup, I'm gonna be buying it day one.

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    #23  Edited By limewizard

    I'm buying it regardless. I know I should spend my money wisely on such FPS games as Rage, and other games coming out next year too. But I've been hyped for so long, (having dived into the Duke Pool quite late, in 2001, completely oblivious to the fact that this game was 'happening'.) A few years later, I found out about this game, (2008 trailer,) and suddenly became obsessed. Not with Duke, but the whole little story surrounding the development. I've told it to my friends, they know it too. But damn. I have a feeling I'm being drawn in for the whole, "HOLY SHIT ITS DUKE LOLOLOL" factor, and I've such faith in Gearbox, (Borderlands and the ability to make better Half Life games than Valve,) I'm sure it's gonna kick some ass and chew some bubblegum. 

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    #24  Edited By EpicSteve

    I'm reserving myself until I'm literally holding the game disc in my hands.

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    #25  Edited By SteamPunkJin

    No one is as psyched for Duke Nukem Forever than this man:

     8-10-2001
     8-10-2001
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    #26  Edited By Gabriel
    @SteamPunkJin said:
    " No one is as psyched for Duke Nukem Forever than this man:
     8-10-2001
     8-10-2001
    "
    That would be hilarious if that Gamestop wasn't there anymore.
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    #27  Edited By oraknabo

    I'm going to wait to buy this game approximately as long as I've waited for it to get finished.

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    #28  Edited By Cincaid

    This is like the second coming of Jesus Christ (DNF finally being released, against all odds...), but while every christian out there are at first cheering (...people can't believe their eyes and have to buy it...) they'd soon enough stone him to death (...bad reviews and flooded forums of whining...) for just being a regular dude who works as a carpenter (...a bad game with a character that wasn't even funny 13 years ago...) and got quoted out of context (...time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum).
     
    I'm no christian or believe in any God in any form. But I can't say I'm not excited over all of this.

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    #29  Edited By donutfever

    Gearbox. That's why.

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    #30  Edited By BraveToaster

    That's a pretty stupid reason. I'm not wasting money on a crappy game, I don't care if it's a piece of video game history.

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    #31  Edited By mosespippy

    I expect it to be terrible, but not terrible enough that it'll be entertaining to laugh at it. I kind of expect a 5.5 Mediocre out of this one, not a 1.0 rival to Big Rigs.

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    #32  Edited By superfriend

    Games don´t suck because they´re hyped. Games suck because they are bad. Just wanted to get that out of the way.  
    I don´t think Duke is going to be a bad game, everything they´ve released so far looked good if not great to me. The game won´t be a huge success like CoD or something though, because shooters have moved on.. then again I HAVEN´T moved on at all!  

     I want my games to be old school and dumb sometimes. Duke Nukem Forever is coming out and I owe it to myself and my misspent youth to play it.

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    #33  Edited By Catarrhal
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    #34  Edited By jakob187

    As a PC gamer, I feel as though it's MANDATORY for me to go to my local Gamestop, get to know the employees really well, and then con them into selling it to me a day before its release.  I'll also be buying it on 360, as only having Duke on one platform just isn't enough.
     
    THAT is how bad I need this game. 
     
    And remember, folks...needing is an adult thing.

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    #35  Edited By Cincaid

    Oh, from Jeff's twitter:

    Duke has a "Step 3: Profit" joke in it and a porkchop sandwiches reference. Felt a little out of place but it seems fun. The trailer is rad.

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    #36  Edited By ArchScabby

    That's a stupid reason to buy the game.

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    #37  Edited By Sin4profit

    On the fence...i've ruined the game by creating an idea of what it should be to mean anything today against modern games and unless they hit that specific mark it'll be disappointing for me.
    My fear is not that it'll be terrible but more that it'll be very mediocre. Being terrible is almost like a great punchline to end it all at this point.

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    #38  Edited By HitmanAgent47

    I'll wait on the reviews before I make a decision like every other game. I'm not treating this game any differently than others just because it took "forever" to make.

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    #39  Edited By JoeMarsden

    For years I've been saying I'm going to buy it on day one, and I still am. I'm so damn psyched about Duke Nukem Forever.

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    #40  Edited By Raineko

    Why do people think that this game will suck? 
    Most part of the game was made by 3D Realms, which made the epic DN3D and Gearbox is also a good developer. 
     
    As long as there will be the Duke music, the Duke one liners and the Duke gore the game will rock, believe me.

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    #41  Edited By artelinarose

    This game will be bad. Whether it's bad in the worst ways possible or bad in the best ways possible remains to be seen but god damnit, I'm buying it day one. There is no way I cannot.
     
    I really hope Gearbox delays the release date just one last day at the last second, just to be a bunch of smartasses.

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    #42  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    I don't think we can really say there's that chance of the game being terrible yet but it is kind of hard to take in that it looks like this ridiculous legend of the video game world is finally coming to an end. I probably won't buy the game myself but as I said in one of Jakob's threads Gearbox and Broussard deserve a very hearty congratulations just for making this happen.

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    #43  Edited By Raineko

    Just listen to this:  
      

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    #44  Edited By Djeffers03

    I really don't care about this game other than to see how it stands up to the huge amount of hype. Im 15 so that should explain a lot about my lack of nostalgia for that series.

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    I might get it eventually... if it's on sale on Steam.

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    i love buying generic fpsz sign me up!

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    #47  Edited By SammydesinasNL

    It's probably going to be like Eat Lead if you think about it.
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    #48  Edited By JoeyRavn
    @mesklinite said:
    " The game will suck most likely. The hype is too big. "
    That's what I fear. The game may be real good, but it will flop because of the huge hype and illogical expectations that people have been building up. We'll be hearing only "Ten years for THIS? I am disappoint [sic]" in the months to come. The thing is, this final release will have little to do with the original project. It's not that it has been constantly developed throughout this last decade.
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    #49  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

    Just saw on G4 Duke Nuke Forever has a 2011 release date.

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    #50  Edited By ch13696

    The reason why I will by this game, especially on PC, is because it brings back memories. Memories of when I finally got the money as a kid to buy this. I take it home only to find out that my computer can't run it because it didn't have 4KB of memory. That's when I had to work my ass off with my Dad to get that money to upgrade my computer. Oh man, the joy of buying the parts and putting them in my computer felt so good. (While having tears in my eyes) Thank you, Duke Nukem. I will always support you.

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