Wow that applause after Kinect Sports sounded really forced.

k kids I'm out, this has gone to much casual fuckfest for me, I just hope the other press conferences will be bether, heh yeah, fat chance.....

wii sports...re, re, re, REMIX!!!!

I'm not watching it live, but each time I refresh it gets more depressing.

Oh Rare. What have they done to you?

The boxing one looked kinda cool

This conference is getting painful to watch. =P

O_o;

EAT MY DUST, YA'LL

Oh so no golf for Kinect sports? well Joyride is next...

She sounds boring.

I had to turn that off, this is getting fucking dumb.

eat my dust y'all

hey, it's that game that was supposed to be free.

LOL let's smoke these guys

Man, this is getting more and more awkward

"Eat my exhaust, yall."
 
I just died alittle.

oh...god.......

"Let's smoke these guys, BOOF!" 
"Eat my dust, ya'll." 
 
How is this real?

I just don't see the point of 'OMG NO CONTROLLER' if you've got to hold an imaginary wheel in front of you.

So, the Italy Paraguay match just started.

Don't forget to wear an imaginary seatbelt :(

This girl is really annoying.

Yeah i would get this, a lot of people are like bashing this like mad right now.

Will they bring out the wii hula-hoop girl i wonder?

-_-

lust the dust

Anyone else talk creepily to themselves while they play games?  I know I do.

This Kinetic stuff seems like the opposite of the kind of thing I want on my console.

Fact:  Kids LOVE Kinect.

Fake banter is mad awkward. The Kinectimals demo may have been the creepiest thing i heve ever seen.

Kinectimals, Microsoft? Really?
 
C'mon.

3rd place? I'm sorry, you needed to finish second or better for Kudo to not molest you.

Revolutionize kart racers? there's an oxymoron if i ever heard one

WHAT!?

I can't decide if this is objectively bad or if I'm not enjoying it because I'm a cynical joyless bastard

Kudo keeps saying everything's awesome, but it doesn't look awesome.

"joy ride"? Really, THAT's the best you can do?

This is the uh, Asian Kinect Experience, apparently.

Kudo always sounds like he's being sarcastic about everything he says.

You call this adventure?

" so acceleration and braking is automatic so all your doing is steering ? "

Lorenzo is correct.

kudo no likey improv

haha did kudo just say "what the fu-"

 Kudo needs the J Allard treatment he looks like a fucking slob 

BFF?