How could anyone possibly read that article up to the second sentence and not clearly see that it's satire?
I mean, come on... "Most of the news will concern the new console to be announced by homogay video game maker, Nintedo."
E3 2011
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The 2011 Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) took place at the Los Angeles Convention Center in Los Angeles, California on June 7-9.
Why GiantBomb should stay away from E3
You know shit is fucked up when you got people sexually abusing fire hydrants.
Also, you just tripled the chances of me not wanting to make my if any future kids I have a religion.
all of me feels like that entire site was made as a joke...
Also the comments are pretty good.
also here is another must read link...
http://christwire.org/2011/02/bioware-to-release-swtor-a-game-that-teaches-kids-magic-and-how-to-play-with-glowing-penis/
an article about Star Wars: The Old Republic.
" @GetEveryone: Of course it is.The website is a joke. click on this link. Then again, what if they made it...?"
This site is obviously working with false information and prejudice, I am positive I molested at least 2 fire hydrants last E3 and I am pretty sure I'm not the only horny geek with a fire hydrant fetish out there.
(Some people on this site need to become more critical of stuff they read)
I'm not even... next one of you will be linking to The Onion and claiming that's a real news site too and not an obvious satire. Although, I have to say that the use of the term Homogay is one that I hope actual arch-conservatives will start using.
theres just so mutch gold
This outfit screams rape. Many of these young geeks who frequent these conventions are depraved sexual predators who would stop at nothing order to feel the soft touch of a woman, even if she is passed on out date rape drugs. This picture was taken at last year’s convention, so this girl most likely already got raped
I was laughing my fucking ass off while reading that. Very well written and funny. Instant bookmark.
" @Yanngc33 said:@ch13696 said:" Oh my well by golly I will cancel my subscription at this website and join the Lord's websites.What is wrong with the author? He sounds like a good ,straight, young man who hates terrorists. "Also did you check out the author?"Alex K. Keating is a political intern currently working for the Republican party in Washington. His likes include Fox News, Sarah Palin, and exposing Communism.
" @Lemoncookie01 said:Hahaha. Gotta go the tijuana for the hydrant shows." Man on fire hydrant made me laughThat one instance must've been that one time that the cops caught me man-handling myself next to the fire hydrant. "
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The people that actually defended this article on that website, actually annoyed me. I really can't believe there are people this stupid in the world.
Finally a Wii game for the hardcore audience.
http://christwire.org/2011/05/princess-peachs-pool-party-the-first-nintendo-wii-2-video-game-uncovered/
It was only a few days ago i clicked on a link from chirstwire and since then i have been wondering is this a parody website, It is sometimes hard to tell.
I found myself laughing like crazy reading the portal 2 article and thought if this is a sort of stealth parody website its funny as f**k, but if its real then f**k knows what to think other than crazy fu**as.
I find myself laughing at the article thinking yeah its a joke site, but when i read the comments i think maybe this could be real as the authors can get real nasty and personal with some people who are complaining as they think its real, one of the autors was basically warning a lesian that he would rape her and plant his seed or at least it really seemed like a threat, i wont repeat excatly what he said but it was quite nasty a descriptive, for a joke site to take it that far with its users leads me to think they are both in on it or this site is real and there are some crazy guys writting for that site.
I am 90% sure its a parody site, It has to be at least i hope.
This is the best thing ever.
" It was only a few days ago i clicked on a link from chirstwire and since then i have been wondering is this a parody website, It is sometimes hard to tell.I found myself laughing like crazy reading the portal 2 article and thought if this is a sort of stealth parody website its funny as f**k, but if its real then f**k knows what to think other than crazy fu**as.I find myself laughing at the article thinking yeah its a joke site, but when i read the comments i think maybe this could be real as the authors can get real nasty and personal with some people who are complaining as they think its real, one of the autors was basically warning a lesian that he would rape her and plant his seed or at least it really seemed like a threat, i wont repeat excatly what he said but it was quite nasty a descriptive, for a joke site to take it that far with its users leads me to think they are both in on it or this site is real and there are some crazy guys writting for that site.I am 90% sure its a parody site, It has to be at least i hope. "
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