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    The 2011 Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) took place at the Los Angeles Convention Center in Los Angeles, California on June 7-9.

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    #51  Edited By FlyingRat

    How could anyone possibly read that article up to the second sentence and not clearly see that it's satire?

    I mean, come on... "Most of the news will concern the new console to be announced by homogay video game maker, Nintedo."

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    #53  Edited By Mighty

    This has to be fake...

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    #54  Edited By JoyfullOFrockets

    You know shit is fucked up when you got people sexually abusing fire hydrants.

    Also, you just tripled the chances of me not wanting to make my if any future kids I have a religion.

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    #55  Edited By MisterMouse

    all of me feels like that entire site was made as a joke...
    Also the comments are pretty good.

    also here is another must read link...
    http://christwire.org/2011/02/bioware-to-release-swtor-a-game-that-teaches-kids-magic-and-how-to-play-with-glowing-penis/
       an article about Star Wars: The Old Republic.

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    #56  Edited By Levio

    Wait is this joke or not?  Please help

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    #57  Edited By LiquidSwords
    @PopUp said:
    " Why is everyone taking this seriously? "
    Welcome to the GB community
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    #58  Edited By Yummylee

    The comments to the articles are even more hilarious then the articles itself. Makes me wonder if they too are scripted for pure trollage.. like this is an entire site manufactured for laughs through parody, in every facet. Kinda like the internet out of GTAIV.

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    #59  Edited By bslayer
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    #60  Edited By DougQuaid
    "Homogay"

    That's one hell of a combo.
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    #61  Edited By jozzy

    This site is obviously working with false information and prejudice, I am positive I molested at least 2 fire hydrants last E3 and I am pretty sure I'm not the only horny geek with a fire hydrant fetish out there.

    (Some people on this site need to become more critical of stuff they read)

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    #62  Edited By Siphillis

    If the Bomb Squad doesn't write it, chances are you shouldn't take it seriously.
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    #63  Edited By McShank

    That site has made me laugh so much.. thank you >.<

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    #64  Edited By iamjohn

    This is the best thing I've seen all day.

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    #65  Edited By Scooper

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    #66  Edited By p_p_o_d

    how to make a chart with stats about unreported rape.  If the rape was unreported there would be no stats.    






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    #67  Edited By ArbitraryWater

    I'm not even... next one of you will be linking to The Onion and claiming that's a real news site too and not an obvious satire. Although, I have to say that the use of the term Homogay is one that I hope actual arch-conservatives will start using.

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    #68  Edited By ashenn
    @The_Laughing_Man: Yeah i knew. I would love to meet someone that took this stuff seriously though that would be a great conversation to have. 
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    #69  Edited By DonPixel

    That shit is hilarious and scary at the same time. 


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    #70  Edited By Hizang

    "Insert funny comment here"

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    #71  Edited By xplodedd

    this is satire, those girls arent 12

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    #72  Edited By bybeach


    Excellent satire! The best tongue in cheek I have read in AGES!

     

    Praise or Condemn...I praise to Almighty Lord that was the ultimate height of Journalistic Sleight of Hand !

     

    .....Right...right?

     

     

     Because it had to be. It had to be     :(

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    #73  Edited By dagas
    @Scooper said:

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    "We Know What You Need" 
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    To be clear! I attempted satire. I don't actually think you need help and I do not mean to offend in any way. (I hope that is enough for people not to take the "you need help" seriously)

    I support people being themselves 100%
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    #74  Edited By Scooper
    @dagas: People are so fragile around here sometimes lol, so you're bound to get someone who takes whatever you post to the deepest bit of their heart.
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    #75  Edited By Grillbar

    theres just so mutch gold

    allmost in the beginning theres this

    This outfit screams rape. Many of these young geeks who frequent these conventions are depraved sexual predators who would stop at nothing order to feel the soft touch of a woman, even if she is passed on out date rape drugs. This picture was taken at last year’s convention, so this girl most likely already got raped

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    #76  Edited By Hardgamer
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    Seems to be not amused.
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    #77  Edited By time allen
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    #78  Edited By JJGIANT

    This is a reason but lets not forget Leigh Alexander......OOOOOO BURN!
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    I was laughing my fucking ass off while reading that. Very well written and funny. Instant bookmark.

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    #80  Edited By LordAndrew

    That girl is asking to be raped. Take note, rapists.

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    #81  Edited By xaLieNxGrEyx
    @ssj4raditz said:
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    #82  Edited By penguindust
    @DougQuaid said:
    " "Homogay"

    That's one hell of a combo.
    "
    When being gay isn't gay enough!  


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    #83  Edited By ReyGitano
    @ch13696 said:

    " Yes... yes. Those half-naked chics will most certainly turn my kids gay. "

    As someone who only looks at pictures in articles, I just don't see the connection here. Half-naked chicks build character.
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    #84  Edited By Pibo47
    @Generiko said:
    " @Yanngc33 said:
    " Oh my well by golly I will cancel my subscription at this website and join the Lord's websites.

    Also did you check out the author?

    Alex K. Keating is a political intern currently working for the Republican party in Washington. His likes include Fox News, Sarah Palin, and exposing Communism. 


    "
    What is wrong with the author? He sounds like a good ,straight, young man who hates terrorists. "
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    " @Lemoncookie01 said:
    " Man on fire hydrant made me laugh

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    That one instance must've been that one time that the cops caught me man-handling myself next to the fire hydrant. "
    Hahaha. Gotta go the  tijuana for the hydrant shows.
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    #85  Edited By lordbazuco

    The people that actually defended this article on that website, actually annoyed me. I really can't believe there are people this stupid in the world. 

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    #86  Edited By Enigma777

    LMAO! Had a great laugh. thanks for posting this!

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    #88  Edited By shadystx

    It was only a few days ago i clicked on a link from chirstwire and since then i have been wondering is this a parody website, It is sometimes hard to tell.

    I found myself laughing like crazy reading the portal 2 article and thought if this is a sort of stealth parody website its funny as f**k, but if its real then f**k knows what to think other than crazy fu**as.

    I find myself laughing at the article thinking yeah its a joke site, but when i read the comments i think maybe this could be real as the authors can get real nasty and personal with some people who are complaining as they think its real, one of the autors was basically warning a lesian that he would rape her and plant his seed or at least it really seemed like a threat, i wont repeat excatly what he said but it was quite nasty a descriptive, for a joke site to take it that far with its users leads me to think they are both in on it or this site is real and there are some crazy guys writting for that site.

    I am 90% sure its a parody site, It has to be at least i hope.

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    #89  Edited By BaneFireLord

    This is the best thing ever.


    @shadystx said:
    " It was only a few days ago i clicked on a link from chirstwire and since then i have been wondering is this a parody website, It is sometimes hard to tell.I found myself laughing like crazy reading the portal 2 article and thought if this is a sort of stealth parody website its funny as f**k, but if its real then f**k knows what to think other than crazy fu**as.I find myself laughing at the article thinking yeah its a joke site, but when i read the comments i think maybe this could be real as the authors can get real nasty and personal with some people who are complaining as they think its real, one of the autors was basically warning a lesian that he would rape her and plant his seed or at least it really seemed like a threat, i wont repeat excatly what he said but it was quite nasty a descriptive, for a joke site to take it that far with its users leads me to think they are both in on it or this site is real and there are some crazy guys writting for that site.I am 90% sure its a parody site, It has to be at least i hope. "

    According to Wikipedia, it most definitely is a parody site.
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    #91  Edited By RIFTfreak

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    #92  Edited By melcene

    I like the Firiona Vie pic in that article.

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