Make Your Own Chicken Chasing Villager In Fable III

Avatar image for mattbodega
mattbodega

2281

Forum Posts

34417

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 4

Edited By mattbodega

Thanks to Microsoft and Lionhead, I will finally have the opportunity to fart on myself.
 
How did we, as a society, reach this newest technological height? It's all thanks to Microsoft and Lionhead newest preorder incentive, the Fable III Villager Maker, allowing game players to craft a unique-ish villager and bring that sod into your digital kingdom when Fable III is properly released on October 26.
 
Here's how it goes down: right now, if you've got a computer (and that dang Silverlight add-on... I feel like I've installed that thing 20 times this year), you can go to the Fable III Villager Maker, which is being run through the Microsoft Xbox site. Here, you can design your design your villager, selecting their gender, clothing, accent, personality, hair style, region of origin, and back story.  
 
Once you've made your villager, you can than proceed not to do anything meaningful with them. The game's not out for another three months anyway. You can export your villager and make it your desktop wallpaper. If that's your thing.
 
Oh, and you can share your villager with your friends on Facebook and Twitter. 


Don't tweet your Fable III villager. Don't be that guy.
Don't tweet your Fable III villager. Don't be that guy.

 
If you were actually interested in utilizing your villager in your personal version of Albion, you're gonna have to buy in, and gold don't cut it: if you preorder the game, you will receive the code that lets you import your villager into Fable III. Your imported villager unlocks a unique quest and a 1,000 gold reward for your trouble, which doesn't seem that much compared to my real estate empire I amassed in Fable II
 
But, for the record: you can fart on yourself. A preorder at one of a very select list of retailers is a small price to pay.
Avatar image for mattbodega
mattbodega

2281

Forum Posts

34417

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 4

#1  Edited By mattbodega

Thanks to Microsoft and Lionhead, I will finally have the opportunity to fart on myself.
 
How did we, as a society, reach this newest technological height? It's all thanks to Microsoft and Lionhead newest preorder incentive, the Fable III Villager Maker, allowing game players to craft a unique-ish villager and bring that sod into your digital kingdom when Fable III is properly released on October 26.
 
Here's how it goes down: right now, if you've got a computer (and that dang Silverlight add-on... I feel like I've installed that thing 20 times this year), you can go to the Fable III Villager Maker, which is being run through the Microsoft Xbox site. Here, you can design your design your villager, selecting their gender, clothing, accent, personality, hair style, region of origin, and back story.  
 
Once you've made your villager, you can than proceed not to do anything meaningful with them. The game's not out for another three months anyway. You can export your villager and make it your desktop wallpaper. If that's your thing.
 
Oh, and you can share your villager with your friends on Facebook and Twitter. 


Don't tweet your Fable III villager. Don't be that guy.
Don't tweet your Fable III villager. Don't be that guy.

 
If you were actually interested in utilizing your villager in your personal version of Albion, you're gonna have to buy in, and gold don't cut it: if you preorder the game, you will receive the code that lets you import your villager into Fable III. Your imported villager unlocks a unique quest and a 1,000 gold reward for your trouble, which doesn't seem that much compared to my real estate empire I amassed in Fable II
 
But, for the record: you can fart on yourself. A preorder at one of a very select list of retailers is a small price to pay.
Avatar image for dejkrigeren
Dejkrigeren

389

Forum Posts

52

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#2  Edited By Dejkrigeren

I love chasing chickens

Avatar image for zolloz89
zolloz89

288

Forum Posts

870

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 7

#3  Edited By zolloz89

a strange gimmick for sure

Avatar image for dustpan
Dustpan

1781

Forum Posts

32518

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#4  Edited By Dustpan

Magnificent.

Avatar image for jayzilla
Jayzilla

2707

Forum Posts

18

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 7

#5  Edited By Jayzilla

that's kinda dumb. not really a fan of this series and i was hoping that the game would be a little more deep like peter led us to believe.

Avatar image for xichro
Xichro

12

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#6  Edited By Xichro

It's that chicken chaser. Do you chase chickens? 
Best. Line. Ever.

Avatar image for deactivated-5d7530f19fbe4
deactivated-5d7530f19fbe4

812

Forum Posts

32

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

If you can make out with  your villager you can live out the Robot Chicken line of, "It's not gay; It's masturbation."

Avatar image for omegachosen
OmegaChosen

661

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#8  Edited By OmegaChosen

I never finished Fable II. Got kind of sidetracked half way through with other games and eventually sent it back to Gamefly in order to keep myself from succumbing to the monthly money drain it would eventually become. Not sure if I want to go back and finish really but I leave so many other games halfway done maybe I should...Anyway, I might get Fable III.

Avatar image for joemarsden
JoeMarsden

339

Forum Posts

2027

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#9  Edited By JoeMarsden

Excellent. A way to humiliate and destroy my most hated people.

Avatar image for oldirtybearon
Oldirtybearon

5626

Forum Posts

86

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#10  Edited By Oldirtybearon

That`s great. I do wonder if we could make the chicken chaser  Onomatopoeic.

Avatar image for cptchiken
CptChiken

2057

Forum Posts

13187

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 3

#11  Edited By CptChiken
@Xichro said:
" It's that chicken chaser. Do you chase chickens? Best. Line. Ever. "
I agree. 
But this all seems like a bit of a pointless gimmick
Avatar image for jerkface
JerkFace

124

Forum Posts

5

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#12  Edited By JerkFace

Can you make one that doesn't look like a retarded person?
 
Oh, wait, it's a Fable game.  So clearly not!  :D

Avatar image for smash
SmAsH

254

Forum Posts

222

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 4

#13  Edited By SmAsH

Mmmmm Chicken!

Avatar image for slayingshogun
SlayingShogun

261

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#14  Edited By SlayingShogun

farting commence!

Avatar image for robitt
Robitt

367

Forum Posts

498

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 7

#15  Edited By Robitt

Self-fart technology! This is exciting! Tested.com should write up something on this.

Avatar image for ajamafalous
ajamafalous

13849

Forum Posts

905

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 7

#16  Edited By ajamafalous

Oh wow, Fable 3 is out in only three months? I feel like we know next to nothing about the game yet.

Avatar image for sammo21
sammo21

6012

Forum Posts

2237

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 18

User Lists: 40

#17  Edited By sammo21

See, this is a problem for me.  Heck, I love British comedies and I cannot for the life of me get into any Fable game; it's almost as if some small 8 year old child who was shown LoTR for the first time while with his immature, gassy friends were with him was handed the reigns of the game's development.

Avatar image for frostmane
Frostmane

81

Forum Posts

539

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 8

#18  Edited By Frostmane

Because what we need is more things to integrate with facebook and twitter.

Avatar image for buckybit
buckybit

1517

Forum Posts

619

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#19  Edited By buckybit

Matt Kessler - my comment for you was brought this week by Best Buy - enjoy it. :)

Avatar image for smtdante89
SMTDante89

2941

Forum Posts

4520

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 28

#20  Edited By SMTDante89

Yay...more Twitter stuff.
Avatar image for guyzea
Guyzea

805

Forum Posts

23

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#21  Edited By Guyzea

Ridiculous.

Avatar image for ninjaheartless
NinjaHeartless

31

Forum Posts

29

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

#22  Edited By NinjaHeartless

Sounds pretty awesome :D

Avatar image for ethan
ethan

843

Forum Posts

246

Wiki Points

45573

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#23  Edited By ethan

Way to go intern.  You know what Im talking about.

Avatar image for simpledespot
simpledespot

56

Forum Posts

12

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#24  Edited By simpledespot

Sounds just a bit contrived.

Avatar image for llama
Llama

168

Forum Posts

1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#25  Edited By Llama

I'd like a cat instead this time

Avatar image for daxter112
DAXTER112

7

Forum Posts

50

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#26  Edited By DAXTER112

This will just lead to me making a bunch of people I know populate the Fable III world, and who wants that?
Avatar image for s0ndor
S0ndor

2719

Forum Posts

697

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

#27  Edited By S0ndor

farts

Avatar image for mustachioeugene
mustachioeugene

602

Forum Posts

592

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 9

#28  Edited By mustachioeugene

still waiting for this series to really entice me.

Avatar image for judoka
Judoka

70

Forum Posts

184

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 3

#29  Edited By Judoka

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk.

Avatar image for zachariahus
Zachariahus

144

Forum Posts

31

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#30  Edited By Zachariahus

I'm loving Kessler's twitter feed in that screenshot. lol. But to be more on topic.  
 
Uhh... What is this I don't even... 
 The best part is that you can download it as a wallpaper. Priceless.

Avatar image for castiel
Castiel

3572

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 14

User Lists: 0

#31  Edited By Castiel

ARGFGShG Shitcock!

Avatar image for qdor
Qdor

88

Forum Posts

25

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 5

#32  Edited By Qdor

Absolutely ridiculous. Heck yeah i'll do it.

Avatar image for punchkick
punchkick

27

Forum Posts

452

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#33  Edited By punchkick

I want to make a villager chasing chicken.

Avatar image for triple07
triple07

1268

Forum Posts

208

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 9

#34  Edited By triple07

Sweet gonna try this out. Can't wait to get my hands on Fable 3!

Avatar image for sirtoastman
Sirtoastman

3

Forum Posts

5

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#35  Edited By Sirtoastman

Seems interesting.

Avatar image for kingdomkey
KingdomKey

23

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#36  Edited By KingdomKey

That's another bullet point in my "Why I dont like Fable Anymore" blog.lol. I know the series is suppose to be light-hearted but most of it is just childish. Isnt Fable 3 suppose to be more "dark" and "mature" in tone?

Avatar image for meatsim
MeatSim

11199

Forum Posts

150

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 20

#37  Edited By MeatSim

Interesting but still a hoke pre-order incentive.

Avatar image for slax
slax

1143

Forum Posts

1281

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 5

#39  Edited By slax

I enjoyed playing Fable II but once again it seemed like Lionhead made more promises that it couldn't follow through on. But making your own villager seems kind of gimmicky, and not really important in any way. I'd rather make my own awesome weapon.

Avatar image for thechaos
TheChaos

1205

Forum Posts

337

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#40  Edited By TheChaos

What an amazing idea. 
This is truly the year of technological advancement.

Avatar image for armando
Armando

14

Forum Posts

14720

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 5

#41  Edited By Armando

good to many of the villagers looked alike

Avatar image for xymox
xymox

2438

Forum Posts

2520

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 14

User Lists: 18

#42  Edited By xymox

I was interested until I saw the part about only being able to utilize the villager if you preorder. Still, probably won't stop me from making one anyway. Hu.

Avatar image for azhp
AzHP

228

Forum Posts

30

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 5

#43  Edited By AzHP

I still don't understand why Twitter is popular.  Facebook is far more fully featured..

Avatar image for sashanyi
SashaNYI

33

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#44  Edited By SashaNYI

Been Fable II like a madman lately.....getting in the mood.

Avatar image for feanor
Feanor

1440

Forum Posts

1760

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 2

#45  Edited By Feanor

Chicken Chaser 

Avatar image for alekso
alekso

142

Forum Posts

802

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 5

#46  Edited By alekso

Im still looking forward to Fable 3 

Avatar image for meteora
meteora

5844

Forum Posts

17

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 3

#47  Edited By meteora
@ajamafalous said:
" Oh wow, Fable 3 is out in only three months? I feel like we know next to nothing about the game yet. "
Same feeling here.
Avatar image for vegetto
Vegetto

14

Forum Posts

21

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

#48  Edited By Vegetto

3 months?  This is not the way to hype us up for Fable III.  I know Molyneux has some other extravagant ideas he could have given us instead.

Avatar image for kingdomkey
KingdomKey

23

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#49  Edited By KingdomKey
@AzHP said:
" I still don't understand why Twitter is popular.  Facebook is far more fully featured.. "
Thats been my question for ages.But hey, the internet is an interesting place. An interesting place indeed....
Avatar image for walkerd
WalkerD

507

Forum Posts

1762

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#50  Edited By WalkerD

How does one fart on themselves?

This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for:

Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.

Comment and Save

Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.