It's called 100 things, not X things you learned while playing Fallout 3.
Fallout 3
Game » consists of 45 releases. Released Oct 28, 2008
In Bethesda's first-person revival of the classic post-apocalyptic RPG series, the player is forced to leave Vault 101 and venture out into the irradiated wasteland of Washington D.C. to find his or her father.
100 things you've learned playing Fallout 3
314. It doesn't matter if cars become nuclear-powered, they'll still need gas stations.
315. In a world that creates nuclear cars and androids and wrist computers and giant war robots and self-contained underground societies and guns that shoot junk or are built from it and talking armor and robot butlers, somehow computer monitors never make it past monochrome CRT's.
316. You can take highly-addictive pills that make you smart enough to realize that you shouldn't be taking highly-addictive pills.
317. Men's leopard-print pj's are fashionable enough to kill over.
318. Selling the fingers of people you've killed is perfectly acceptable.
319. Vampirism and the ability to run in 50 pounds of power armor regardless of your strength can be learned by talking about it.
Gamezilla said: "That I can play a game for more than a month without beating it. ;P" yes. i'm 21 ... [more]
Ket87 said: Jayge_ said: 29. You don't run faster with a knife (who gets the reference?); but you do when ... [more]
38. Putting a mine in someone's pocket does NOT rectify the crime of your stealing their property, it exacerbates it.
39. Adding a fizzy drink to a grenade makes a bigger explosion, who would've thought. (In fact, why didn't I think of that?!)
339. It's possible to retrieve weapons, armour and other paraphernalia from a corpse's detached eyeball.
38. Mailboxes can hold an exponential amount of stuff relative to their actual volume.
39. Ice-cold Nuka-Colas remain ice-cold long after they've been removed from cold storage.
40. Apparently, in the future, there WILL be robots.
168.The doctor who looks at you when you are born is racist,and it may take hours too see if you are a boy or a girl.
74. The Chinese produce much better assault rifles than the Americans.
75. Living inside a tree creates a desire to kill yourself.
38. giving a hobo a watter bottle will absolve you of murder in the eyes of the universe.
39. a PDA can stop time and tell you where you should aim during heavy combat.
40. cockroaches wont only survive the atomic war they will grow stronger by it.
41. america will finaly fit japan's sterio-type and basicaly every one will be a power hungry cowboy runing around with an assault rifle and a bag of frag-granades
42. next time i break a leg i can just sleep it off instead of going to the doctor and geting medical attention.
"35. You don't run faster with a knife (who gets the reference?); but you do when you wear 200-year-old pinstripe pants and a sweater vest (AGI +1 wat). "
lulz....counter strike kicks ass...wait what if i run around in my sweater vest and hold my pocket knife...AGL+2 WOOT!
"174. Jericho is a crazy S.O.B for running straight at a Behemoth with an assault rifle.175. Jericho flies pretty far after being hit by a Behemoth.176. Jericho would have flown farther if it wasn't for the GNR building.177. Save often."
This made me laugh sooo damn much
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