Farfetch'd is awesome.

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#1  Edited By JerryArr

Originally, Mewtwo and Farfetch'd both carried vegetables.  They got into a fight, loser had to ditch their veggie.

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#2  Edited By Shawn

That story is farfetch'd

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#3  Edited By MasturbatingBear

farfetch'd is the shit

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#4  Edited By Discorsi

farfetch'd is a punk bitch.  Mr Mime... now theres a real mans pokemon.

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#5  Edited By MasturbatingBear
Discorsi said:
"farfetch'd is a punk bitch.  Mr Mime... now theres a real mans pokemon."
Man fuck you, son. As stated above, farfetch'd won in a fight against mewtwo, thus, he is the shit.
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#6  Edited By jakob187

Snorlax is fat.

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#7  Edited By shadows_kill
Discorsi said:
"farfetch'd is a punk bitch.  Mr Mime... now theres a real GAY mans pokemon."
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#8  Edited By MasturbatingBear
shadows_kill said:
"Discorsi said:
"farfetch'd is a punk bitch.  Mr Mime... now theres a real GAY mans pokemon."
"
Mad true
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#9  Edited By JerryArr

There's nothing wrong with being Mr. Mime.

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#10  Edited By Shocker

Farfetch'd is a beaaaast

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#11  Edited By zitosilva

Anything that has an eyebrow for his beak instead for its eyes is awesome.

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#12  Edited By DualReaver

Pika...?

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#13  Edited By Black_Rose

Pidgeotto is better

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#14  Edited By DualReaver
Black_Rose said:
"Pidgeotto is better"
Pigeot is the shit.
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#15  Edited By elbow

I hear Farfetch'd has a mean pimp slap...

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#16  Edited By JerryArr
elbow said:
"I hear Farfetch'd has a mean pimp slap..."
  Dunno, no one has ever survived one.
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#17  Edited By Milkman

Not as awesome as Koffing.

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#18  Edited By DualReaver

Koffing is weak.

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#19  Edited By BiggerBomb

Why does Brock always squint?

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#20  Edited By MasturbatingBear

Hes just asian. he would prefer you didn't bring it up.

Anyway, back on topic, Farfetch'd is the shit

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#21  Edited By DualReaver

He's seemingly the only real Asian in anime.

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#22  Edited By BiggerBomb
MasturbatingBear said:
"Hes just asian. he would prefer you didn't bring it up.

Anyway, back on topic, Farfetch'd is the shit"

lulz

DualReaver said:
"He's seemingly the only real Asian in anime."

You just changed your allignment. Don't run for president, you will be crucified as a flip flopper. I'm sorry, but your career in politics is over.
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#23  Edited By DualReaver

Few days ago I was Nintendo, before that I was PC. I'm quite a whore.

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#24  Edited By Crossknive
jakob187 said:
"Snorlax is fat."
No way!
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#25  Edited By Otacon

I could never make up my mind on whether the design of Farfetch'd was sheer laziness or sheer genius.

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#26  Edited By JerryArr
Otacon said:
"I could never make up my mind on whether the design of Farfetch'd was sheer laziness or sheer genius."
Both.
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#27  Edited By PureRok

Ditto?

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#28  Edited By JerryArr
PureRok said:
"Ditto?"
Ditto's cool, but using up a turn to transform into something else, in addition to the imperfections of Ditto's transformations, leave Ditto missing a little bit.  In addition, if part of a team battle, Ditto can't re-transform.
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#29  Edited By HazBazz
This bitch could kick Farfetch'd's arse
This bitch could kick Farfetch'd's arse
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#30  Edited By daniel_beck_90

HEHEHEHE that is funny

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#31  Edited By JerryArr
daniel_beck_90 said:
"HEHEHEHE that is funny"
Agreed, it is to laugh.  Dugtrio would need a lightning/grenade/hadoken gun of some sort just to inconvenience Farfetch'd slightly.
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#32  Edited By Discorsi

i lied last time :(

Aerodactyl is far more win.

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#33  Edited By clarke0

Farfetch'd IS awesome. Too bad he never got a evolution.

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#34  Edited By JerryArr
Discorsi said:
"i lied last time :(

Aerodactyl is far more win."
Although Aerodactyl is pretty sweet, he doesn't have a leek, and thus cannot slice, dice, and julienne potatoes like Farfetch'd.

clarke0 said:
"Farfetch'd IS awesome. Too bad he never got a evolution."

Farfetch'd doesn't need an evolution.  Besides, how can you improve on this?
110% awesome.
110% awesome.
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#35  Edited By Demilich
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#36  Edited By OfficialJab

I hate that guy. Nothing against him, but the anime and the card ruined him for me  :(

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#37  Edited By JerryArr
OfficialJab said:
"I hate that guy. Nothing against him, but the anime and the card ruined him for me  :("
The card is pretty weak, yeah.  I haven't seen the anime in awhile, so I don't really know what exactly you mean for that.
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#38  Edited By Geno

Leek Slap = Turn over all your prizes for 1 mana plox.

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#39  Edited By JerryArr
Geno said:
"Leek Slap = Turn over all your prizes for 1 mana plox."

Actually, when one is slapped with a leek by Farfetch'd, it's not unlike being challenged to a duel with pistols at dawn; Farfetch'd demands satisfaction.   With pistols, though, at least there's a chance of you surviving.
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#40  Edited By jakob187

Sorry, guys...but Squirtle still is and will always be the COOLEST POKEMON EVAR!!!

I mean, his name is Squirtle, which is super cool...he's got super cute manga eyes...he's BLUE...and he spits in your eye!  Nothing cooler than that!!!

Plus, when he says "squirtle, squirtle"...he's just too fucking kick-ass!!!
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#41  Edited By JerryArr
jakob187 said:
"Sorry, guys...but Squirtle still is and will always be the COOLEST POKEMON EVAR!!!
I mean, his name is Squirtle, which is super cool...he's got super cute manga eyes...he's BLUE...and he spits in your eye!  Nothing cooler than that!!!

Plus, when he says "squirtle, squirtle"...he's just too fucking kick-ass!!!
"

Exhibit A: Squirtle!
Exhibit A: Squirtle!
Squirtle is very cool indeed, as evidenced to the left.

However, I have to contend that duckitude + leekification + V-brow + breakdancing ( trust me ;-) ) = Farfetch'd, the most awesome Pokémon.
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#42  Edited By JerryArr

Just a little update, I was walking home yesterday and I saw Farfetch'd bench press a bus... while riding it.

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#43  Edited By Red

Dude has a freaking stick-sword. Of course he's the greatest pokemon ever.

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#44  Edited By Ineedaname
@HazBazz said:
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This bitch could kick Farfetch'd's arse
This bitch could kick Farfetch'd's arse
"
He's got no feet.

yeah old thread but I'm pointing it out!
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#45  Edited By herreno
@HazBazz said:
"
This bitch could kick Farfetch'd's arse
This bitch could kick Farfetch'd's arse
"
Dug-Trio-Trio-Trio
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#46  Edited By CL60

I was playing some Pokemon Stadium yesterday and Diglet used Fly! It was amazing.

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#47  Edited By DrRandle
@shadows_kill: As a gay man, I love FarFetch'd. Just throwing that out there. Also: No, Dugtrio could NOT beat Farfetch'd. He's ground type, his attacks can't even touch the feathered one.
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#48  Edited By sgjackson

This thread is awesome.

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#49  Edited By dbz1995

This is the first ever thread to make me go 'Jesus WTF Seriously?...Roflcopter' involuntarily.

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#50  Edited By NickNorman
@Herreno: Diglett, Diglett...
I always liked these guys:
 
 Although I see how amazing Farfetch'd is. I remember trading for it in Vermilion.  It's the only Pokémon with an apostrophe in it's name. That's awesome! Plus, it slaps fools with a leek. A leek. That's a vegetable. 

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