Come on video crew, get today's episode up in the next couple of hours.

Somebody please think of the timezones!

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Steve. He already has the edge because he cashed in the $10. Kessler even screwed that up.

@Jothel said:

As much as I don't want to say this... but I think the butt barn will do it. Matt seemed to generally be a bit more with it.

The guy didn't even know how to use a credit card. My vote goes to Steve, I bet he's going to pull some mad farming skills.

I'd like to see Bodega's Butt Barn win, but there's no way after the day one screw-up.

Pulling for Bodega but I think Lemon's going to do it.

From what I understood in the video these were going to be daily videos. Sooo, whats up?

Bodega's Butt Barn all the way!

@GlenTennis said:

Is this the proper place to say that I came up with the name "Bodega's Butt Barn?"

Ingenious!

If all is right with the world, Kessler will win because he understood the game within five to ten minutes.

However, I have no idea how Farmville works, and it could very well be that Farmville operates on a "spend first, earn first" basis, and therefore Lemon will win.

The one with the working credit card

@Yanngc33 said:

The one with the working credit card

Thanks for my first laugh this Wednesday. That's fucking awesome.

At this point I'd say Kessler, he seems more on top of things.

I want Steve to win. Kessler doesn't know shit about farming.

Matt "The Kess" Kessler

Kessler is the most likely to do the dumbest stuff, so he will win.

Kessler's cotton plantation may be slightly offensive, but it seems to be shaping up better than Bomb Bomb Ramen's mess. I'm still backing Steve on this one. Kessler and his soup wallet will surely fail at some point. Steve has his shit together, and likely a wallet that doesn't look like a small purse.

I have been thinking: How do you win more harder at Farmville?
 
The thing doesn't have a win condition.  No set parameters and goals.  It is just a thing that you can do things with.  The guys seem to be focusing on getting as much coin as possible, but I don't think that is right.  It isn't about you getting money the more you play, but Zynga getting money the more you play.
 
Look at it's biggest players, fat housewives who would otherwise be spending their time watching soap operas, and what do they like and come to Farmville for?  Collecting pointless shit, doo dads, and decorating.    The coins are just a means to the end... that doesn't really end.
 
The minimalist approach these guys are taking doesn't fall in line with what Farmville is.  They need more dumb stuff that is neatly arranged and taking up farm space.  I hope that they are allowed to have friends, so that they can get more, and do, more dumb stuff.  Otherwise each video is going to be just like the last one, "Here is my big square of the same shit."

@Chubbaluphigous said:

I hope that they are allowed to have friends, so that they can get more, and do, more dumb stuff. Otherwise each video is going to be just like the last one, "Here is my big square of the same shit."

You can add them on Facebook now, they just let them a couple of hours ago.

BUTT BARN BABY

Bomb Bomb Ramen was doing good at first but it seems Kessler got the hang of it now and it progressing quiet fast.

It's taken a while to really be able to tell but Matt's seeming to be more ambitious with his crops, where as Steve is set in his string bean/raspberry ways.

Lemon Gang or Die

@Chubbaluphigoussaid:

I have been thinking: How do you win more harder at Farmville? The thing doesn't have a win condition. No set parameters and goals. It is just a thing that you can do things with. The guys seem to be focusing on getting as much coin as possible, but I don't think that is right. It isn't about you getting money the more you play, but Zynga getting money the more you play. Look at it's biggest players, fat housewives who would otherwise be spending their time watching soap operas, and what do they like and come to Farmville for? Collecting pointless shit, doo dads, and decorating. The coins are just a means to the end... that doesn't really end. The minimalist approach these guys are taking doesn't fall in line with what Farmville is. They need more dumb stuff that is neatly arranged and taking up farm space. I hope that they are allowed to have friends, so that they can get more, and do, more dumb stuff. Otherwise each video is going to be just like the last one, "Here is my big square of the same shit."

But The point is that jeff and vinny put 10 dollars real money (and converted to farm coins)to invest in their respective farms.They are going to want to see if they are making more money (in coins i guess?) or losing it.

I cast my vote for Kessler a few days ago, just because I assumed he'd take this competition seriously to an almost obsessive degree.  It's good to know I was correct!

I'm rooting for Kessler, and he does seem to plan better. Either way, it's hella fun for us, the viewers.

@Chubbaluphigous: You are thinking way too hard about this dumb idea that giant bomb came up with for some additional video content. It is nothing more than that.

Always bet on Bodega.

Bomb Bomb Ranch was still a better name. Then again, that's only because I like Ocarina of Time so that's the winner in my book, no matter what.

Bomb Bomb Ramen is still going to win.

@TheAsianInvasion said:

@ZeForgotten said:

Bomb Bomb Ranch was still a better name. Then again, that's only because I like Ocarina of Time so that's the winner in my book, no matter what.

That ranches name is Lon Lon bro.

Exactly, so you almost got the reference now, come on, you can do it! .. What sounds almost like Lon Lon Ranch and was the original name for the Bomb Bomb Ramen ranch?

Nothing yet? Bomb Bomb Ranch.. preeetty freaking simple

I'm thinking matt, steve fucked up with those cows

@kingzetta said:

I'm thinking matt, steve fucked up with those cows

This was what I was thinking, too.

Kessler's gotta win back the title of Kingtern that was taken from him by Big Ben. He may not know movies, but he needs to know virtual farming.