Question: The popular but less than good looking voice actor Troy Baker is always late for rehearsal. When he arrives late what's his excuse?

A-I found a Tonberry knife and returned it

B-My chocobo left without me

C-A ochu was hitting on me

D-A moogel stomac was in my way

And yes, there is a ''right'' answer

The suspense is killing me...

E. Get Bent.

Drunk posts are lol.

@GunslingerPanda: the localisation team was maybe drunk. I'm 100% sober

This is not the question I expected to see in here when I saw the thread title. The best question in the game is obviously:  

"What act performed by the comedian fi-fi-flan got him booted from every tv station?" 
 
With the correct answer being: "Wanna touch my shaolong gui?"

The fuck is wrong with these writers.

...I have not played this game. Could somebody please explain where these are coming from?

Wait, what? Where do these questions come into play?

@Zenaxzd: danke

@Zenaxzd: I see. Thanks. Very strange.

@pyrodactyl said:

@GunslingerPanda: the localisation team was maybe drunk. I'm 100% sober

I have to imagine that the question in game was written with better grammar and spelling than that. :P

yeah the writers obviously had fun, but in the guide it says john barker, not troy baker; another good question:

The tonberry parent became a social phenomenon in 300 AF. what kind of parents does this refer to?

A: those who wield knives when talking to teachers

@Animasta said:

yeah the writers obviously had fun, but in the guide it says john barker, not troy baker; another good question:

The tonberry parent became a social phenomenon in 300 AF. what kind of parents does this refer to?

A: those who wield knives when talking to teachers

It sounds like a good thing that Serah didn't live in that era. :P

I stopped messing with the quiz questions when I got the question of, "Heads or Tails?" I was on question number 9 when that happened, and I picked the wrong one.

@Zenaxzd: Oh my god the random questions made me wanna punch something. I get 9 in a row then 10th question. BLACK OR RED? Uh? Black? WRONG! YOU LOSE!

@Zenaxzd: Hmm that very well could be. Hunting Cpt. Cryptic around town was a pain too. =p

I got the random questions every once in a while, but I just shrugged it off and tried again. They never came up on back-to-back quizzes for me.

It said John Barker in my version.

@Zenaxzd: Hmm that very well could be. Hunting Cpt. Cryptic around town was a pain too. =p

He was too busy singing "What I Got" for Saints Row The Third.

@Demoskinos: heads or tails questions were easy compared to random ass multiple choice ones. Questions about fake tv shows, fashion products or about other stuff you have no hope of knowing. At least heads or tails is 50-50.

By the way the answer is C and I'm pretty sure the question was about Troy Baker specificaly... I guessed B the first time... stupid quiz

@pyrodactyl: it's possible, as the guide is sometimes wrong, but that's what the guide says at least

@WilltheMagicAsian said:

E. Get Bent.

That's some old school bad JRPG shit right there. I love it.

@WilltheMagicAsian said:

E. Get Bent.