What the hell is the deal with the super speedy insane dancing cactus suit man!?

I'm guessing this is your first FF.

I'm guessing this is your first FF.

@Bloviator said:

I'm guessing this is your first FF.

@VisariLoyalist: They're called cactuar or cactrot. They've been around since 1994 (FFVI) in the series. They are quick and hard to kill but usually yield some good rewards. They're sort of a joke, but they stuck.

@VisariLoyalist: They're called cactuar or cactrot. They've been around since 1994 in the series. They are quick and hard to kill, but usually yield some good rewards. They're sort of a joke, but they stuck.

It's times like this where this site becomes awesome.

That's not the only thing rotten in FF 13...

Cactaur is one of the best things in Final Fantasy. If anything he lifts the game up.

@vidiot said:

It's times like this where this site becomes awesome.

Let me get right on correcting some of that article. ;)

That's not the only thing rotten in FF 13...

It looks like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Tube Man.

@RoyCampbell said:

@Yanngc33 said:

That's not the only thing rotten in FF 13...

Yeah! It was too short. :)

Oh yeah man totally, those 20 hours I spent running down a hallway went by way too fast

@Yanngc33 said:

@RoyCampbell said:

@Yanngc33 said:

That's not the only thing rotten in FF 13...

Yeah! It was too short. :)

Oh yeah man totally, those 20 hours I spent running down a hallway went by way too fast

I don't think that's a complaint made by long term FF fans, the only real difference between this and older final fantasy games is no overhead world map between dungeons, the games have always been as "linear" as 13 is but with some minor mechanic that makes it seem like there is a whole world to explore. but the games have always been get form point A to point B, now to point C, now to D and so on.

@RoyCampbell said:

@Yanngc33 said:

That's not the only thing rotten in FF 13...

Yeah! It was too short. :)

I wouldn't know, I gave up a fourth of the way through the 20 hour tutorial.

Cactaur is one of the best things in Final Fantasy. If anything he lifts the game up.

@ChickenPants said:

@AlisterCat said:

Cactaur is one of the best things in Final Fantasy. If anything he lifts the game up.

Yep, him and Tonberry are essential to any FF game.

@Bloviator said:

I'm guessing this is your first FF.