Alex's Views on Twilight

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#1  Edited By Coltonio7

I could not agree more! 

Vampires+Horny Teen Girl=Abstinence.

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#2  Edited By Systech

Same here. I feel like Twilight is the most overrated book series in years, too.

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#3  Edited By Black_Rose
systech said:
"Same here. I feel like Twilight is the most overrated book series in years, too."
"Overrated" is too good.

Twilight is a piece of shit
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#4  Edited By pause422

Should be more accurately, 'everyones' view on twilight, unless you're a teenage girl.

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#5  Edited By StaticFalconar

Part of the Vampire lore is that they can seduce anyone with thier vampire skills. What FN BS.

I don't read the book nor see the movies, but somebody better be fucking each other soon. What good is a human GF when you can make her a Vampire GF.

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#6  Edited By fr0br0

What I find ironic is that a lot of girls only got into the book series because they thought the guy playing the lead vampire in the movie was hot...

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#7  Edited By StaticFalconar
Fr0Br0 said:
"What I find ironic is that a lot of girls only got into the book series because they thought the guy playing the lead vampire in the movie was hot..."
Well, then I would say this movie is porn for girls. The guy never gets it on, but instead just spends all his energy trying for a relationship that will never be physical.

Or I should say opposite of porn for guys in which its all physical and no actual relationship.
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#8  Edited By TomA

I freakin hate Twilight,how does a movie/book with such a bad storyline make that much money?

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#9  Edited By Geno

Written by a Mormon housewife = instant fail.

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#10  Edited By Sarnecki

Vampires that sparkle, like Mr. fucking clean...  No thanks.

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#11  Edited By Red

Twillight is the worst concept for anything ever.

Vampire likes Girl but thinks he'll eat her.
Wow.


*Correction: FAKE vampire likes girl. Dude, he doesn't mind sun, no vampire teeth....has super strength for some reason.
How do I know this? It's all the girls in my family talk about.
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#13  Edited By Meowayne

I will say it again: Twilight is neither better nor worse than things like Gears of War or Call of Duty when it comes to cheaply fanservicing a particular audience.

The books, movies, advertising and fangirls of Twilight are awful. But to complain about / mock them when you're part of the video game industry? Laughable.

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#14  Edited By HandsomeDead
Meowayne said:
"I will say it again: Twilight is neither better nor worse than things like Gears of War or Call of Duty when it comes to cheaply fanservicing a particular audience.

The books, movies, advertising and fangirls of Twilight are awful. But to complain about / mock them when you're part of the video game industry? Laughable.

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How do you come to that conclusion?
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#15  Edited By Red
Meowayne said:
"I will say it again: Twilight is neither better nor worse than things like Gears of War or Call of Duty when it comes to cheaply fanservicing a particular audience.

The books, movies, advertising and fangirls of Twilight are awful. But to complain about / mock them when you're part of the video game industry? Laughable.

"
YAY! You called me part of the video game industry!
You good sir, get a cookie.



That no fake vampires can steal.
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#16  Edited By StaticFalconar

Makes you wish some other Vampire book was made famous instead huh?


Not Twilight, but from the strip I think I would like this Vampire story more.
Not Twilight, but from the strip I think I would like this Vampire story more.



















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#17  Edited By Meowayne
HandsomeDead said:
How do you come to that conclusion?"
How could one not come to that conclusion? This is the second (that I know of) thread on giantbomb were videogamers make fun of a series of works that are poor on storytelling and very blatantly aimed at adolescents. Notice the irony? Males who bought and played Gears of War are in no position to make fun of females who bought and read Twilight.

Twilight is blamed here for including / neglecting certain elements in order to please a very narrow fanbase, becoming rather stupid and at times ridiculous for those outside of that fanbase, which is exactly the way you should describe 80% of high budget video games nowadays.

Now I like the ways of Gears, CoD & Co., and I despise the Twilight Franchise. But there's really no way to call one thing better than the other.
 
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#18  Edited By Dalai
Meowayne said:
"I will say it again: Twilight is neither better nor worse than things like Gears of War or Call of Duty when it comes to cheaply fanservicing a particular audience.

The books, movies, advertising and fangirls of Twilight are awful. But to complain about / mock them when you're part of the video game industry? Laughable.

"
You've kinda got a point there.  We might think it's awful, but we aren't the target audience.  The majority of teen girls don't get ultra-violent video games and think they're awful... yet love Twilight.
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#19  Edited By xymox
I think the lady in this article said pretty much exactly how I feel about it:

Tessa said:
So while you girls (and some guys) enjoy drooling over Robert Pattinson in Twilight this weekend, I will go, watch these movies below and remember why the hell vampires are considered part of the horror movie genre.
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Now that's a vampire. 
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#20  Edited By TheGTAvaccine

I dislike that movie for a lot of reasons other than the fake vampires and shitty story.

The characters aren't likeable, and the acting is just terrible and awkward.