Jeff Gerstmann 2012 shirt idea

I'm not good at photoshop like at all but I had an idea for a new shirt i'd like to put out there for the bomb-unity to think about. I'd like to see a Jeff Gerstmann for president 2012 shirt which has GERSTMANN 2012 in that "running for president" font. The picture is a catapult on top of a space station that has just shot a man towards the words "THE SUN" not a picture of the sun, that is very important. On the catapult itself are the words "HELLUV FAST". Under the picture are the words "THINK OF THE CHILDREN"

I think it would sell like gangbusters. I'd buy one right now.

Actually, I like the caption you've come up with, but if it had the picture of Rock Star Jeff leaning on the mic stand there is no amount of money I wouldn't spend to get that shirt.
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Your idea is cool too though.

Somebody get buzz_click on the phone! This is the year to make this happen!

I was hoping there would be a poster but in the same style as the Obama Hope.

Instead it would say LAUNCH into the sun with a giant catapult.

I think I'll have a crack at it.

Hopefully, I'll be back tomorrow.

Stay tuned.

Yes!  This sounds hilarious!

@bemusedchunk said:

I was hoping there would be a poster but in the same style as the Obama Hope.

Instead it would say LAUNCH into the sun with a giant catapult.

you could make a series of these shirts. one could be a catapult with HELLUV FAST underneath it.

@The_Reflection

I think yours is a fantastic idea!

Cool idea, sounds like a shirt I'd buy and a president candidate I'd vote for.

That fake presidential thing has kinda been done to death though.

@alternate: true, but I still want that shirt.

Can someone link to a clip of this so I can understand the joke too please?

@LoginRejected:

@FLStyle: Thank you

P.S. I am now on-board with this idea.

@LoginRejected: No problem sir.

I would wear it with pride.

Is there anyone good with photoshop who can make us a prototype to bring to the TOP MEN?