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#2 Posted by ToxicFruit (1915 posts) -

nice ! what do I get if I pre-order ?

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#3 Posted by ThornBlackstar (44 posts) -
@Toxic said:
"nice ! what do I get if I pre-order ? "

@Toxic:  A code to unlock Lincoln in Super Street Fighter 4
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#4 Posted by Cheapoz (1142 posts) -

Oh, I was going to start a thread cos I made this... 
 

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(DAMN GB'S COMPRESSION FOR UPLOADING IMAGES!!) 
 
I took a little liberty with the title. All good game titles have bad acronyms. I'll take suggestions on what F.O.R.C.E. stands for. That was the best I could come up with this morning.
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#5 Posted by Dalai (7869 posts) -

I can't wait for the John Wilkes Booth DLC.

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#6 Posted by Martdawg (46 posts) -

Hopefully the late title card will include him tearing apart Jefferson Davis or tearing up the Constitution.

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#7 Posted by Bubahula (2224 posts) -

collectors edition comes with a hat?

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#8 Posted by ajamafalous (13529 posts) -

Excellent.

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#9 Posted by ThatFrood (3471 posts) -
@Cheapoz: I salute you.
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#10 Posted by HaltIamReptar (2038 posts) -

This makes me want to listen to the podcast.

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#11 Posted by AstralDisaster (125 posts) -

pre-ordered.

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#12 Posted by Toxin066 (3477 posts) -
@Cheapoz: awesome job, duder.
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#13 Posted by JJOR64 (19686 posts) -

The best part of the game:
 

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#14 Posted by MonkeyGekko (279 posts) -
@Cheapoz: Yes! that's pure awesomeness!
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#15 Posted by FireSketch (851 posts) -

Hey, anyone remember what time they started talking about Lincoln Force? I wanna listen to it again :D

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#16 Posted by Tuggah (1086 posts) -

With music by the RZA!

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#17 Posted by ThornBlackstar (44 posts) -

This is what happens if Sega gets the IP

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#18 Posted by Cheapoz (1142 posts) -

Thanks for the comments!

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#19 Posted by FireSketch (851 posts) -

Just make sure Keita Takahashi doesn't get his hands on it!!

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#20 Posted by Chardok (7 posts) -

Dude - Can you imagine a Lincoln Force collaboration between Epic, and Konami, jointly developed by Hideo Kojima and Cliffy B? Christ on a cracker that's pure awesome.
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#21 Posted by Whisperkill (3045 posts) -
@ThornBlackstar: Shouldn't he be driving a Lincoln?
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#22 Posted by luchadeer797 (315 posts) -

i think this should actually be made, it could be the Dudebro 2: My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It’s Straight-Up Dawg Time of giant bomb.
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#23 Posted by Sargus (777 posts) -

There's going to be all sorts of controversy over the bi-sexuality in the game...

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#24 Posted by Milkman (18933 posts) -
@Cheapoz:  Incredible work, sir.
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#25 Posted by kollay (2114 posts) -

Exploding barrels confirmed?

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#26 Posted by Darkstar614 (1133 posts) -

I would play this game. Assuming the beard graphics were up to par. That's really key.

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#27 Posted by Sharpless (495 posts) -

What kind of beard physics are we talking about here?

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#28 Posted by Cheapoz (1142 posts) -
@Sharpless: As brad described, exactly the same as Bayonetta. 
 
She was already 8ft tall in that game. Just get someone to do a straight palette swap.  How much would you pay for Abe DLC in Bayonetta?
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#29 Posted by Turbo_Toaster (1056 posts) -

Most Anticipated Game of 2010

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#30 Posted by JJWeatherman (14933 posts) -

This is the best game idea I have ever heard.

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#31 Posted by Brunchies (2501 posts) -

That's a GOTY contender, I just need to pre-order it from Amazon first. 

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#32 Posted by JDDrewes (310 posts) -

I heard that  Peter Molyneux's balls are a sub-boss

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#33 Posted by vaiz (3065 posts) -
@JDDrewes said:
" I heard that  Peter Molyneux's balls are a sub-boss "
I heard they were a multi-tier boss. They start driving helicopters when you get their health about half-way down.
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#34 Posted by ArbitraryWater (14778 posts) -

yes. Yes. YES. YESSS. Lincoln beating fools with the sword of liberty all while keeping his stovepipe hat neatly on his head.

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#35 Posted by Cheapoz (1142 posts) -
@ArbitraryWater: He removes the Stovepipe Hat for Summons. 
 
Also, any more ideas for F.O.R.C.E.?
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#36 Posted by demontium (5084 posts) -
@ThornBlackstar: Instant 10/10 
 
I pre ordered.
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#37 Posted by JDDrewes (310 posts) -

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So here's the controls. What else do we need to make?
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#38 Posted by chewii101 (873 posts) -
@Cheapoz said:
" Oh, I was going to start a thread cos I made this... 
 

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 (DAMN GB'S COMPRESSION FOR UPLOADING IMAGES!!)  I took a little liberty with the title. All good game titles have bad acronyms. I'll take suggestions on what F.O.R.C.E. stands for. That was the best I could come up with this morning. "
Fuck yes. I would actually pre-order this game. And maybe's Rich's time-travel version
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#39 Posted by Rayfield (2274 posts) -
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#40 Posted by Undeadpool (6009 posts) -

I need all these games. All of them. Someone get right on that, because this NEEDS to happen.

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#41 Posted by Cowman (774 posts) -
@ThornBlackstar said:
" @Toxic said:
"nice ! what do I get if I pre-order ? "
@Toxic:  A code to unlock Lincoln in Super Street Fighter 4 "
Is it just a 200 kilobyte code that unlocks content already on the disc? If it is, I'm on board!
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#42 Posted by Hot_Karl (3321 posts) -
@ThornBlackstar: @Cheapoz:  I'm so stressed out because of all the crap I have to do for classes, not to mention my female problems, but both of your posts just put me in the best mood ever.  
 
Can we actually make this a honest-to-blog video game a la Dudebro?
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#43 Posted by DystopiaX (5693 posts) -
@Darkstar614 said:
" I would play this game. Assuming the beard graphics were up to par. That's really key. "
They need to have one guy focused on making sure the beard looks right, like Rocksteady had one guy making sure Batman's cape looks right.
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#44 Edited by MarkWahlberg (4714 posts) -
@twstdsniper said:

" i think this should actually be made, it could be the Dudebro 2: My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It’s Straight-Up Dawg Time of giant bomb. "

I've been saying we should do a Giantbomb version of that for a while now. But, no. Nobody listens to silly old Mark Wahlberg. He NEVER has any good ideas. 
 
And: 

 David Malki is WAY ahead of us.
 David Malki is WAY ahead of us.
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#45 Posted by moelarrycurly (731 posts) -
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#46 Posted by Chuggsy (575 posts) -
@Cheapoz said:
" Oh, I was going to start a thread cos I made this... 
 

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 (DAMN GB'S COMPRESSION FOR UPLOADING IMAGES!!)  I took a little liberty with the title. All good game titles have bad acronyms. I'll take suggestions on what F.O.R.C.E. stands for. That was the best I could come up with this morning. "
God this is amazing, great work.
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#47 Posted by Scarlet_Rogue (542 posts) -
@FireSketch said:
" Hey, anyone remember what time they started talking about Lincoln Force? I wanna listen to it again :D "
01:01:54
on the March 9th bombcast of 2010 (in case anyone is wondering months from now and is looking back for the birth of "Ryan Davis' Lincon Force")
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#48 Posted by DystopiaX (5693 posts) -

I want to rename this game Lincoln Farce, change the art style to cartoonish, and have lincoln run around, chucking hats at  people. As he kills people (confederates?) his beard  grows, Noby Noby boy style, which increases his melee range and power.

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#49 Posted by Turbo_Toaster (1056 posts) -

I'mma cooking something up for this come tomorrah.

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#50 Posted by W0lfbl1tzers (1790 posts) -
@Cheapoz said:
" Oh, I was going to start a thread cos I made this... 
 

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 (DAMN GB'S COMPRESSION FOR UPLOADING IMAGES!!)  I took a little liberty with the title. All good game titles have bad acronyms. I'll take suggestions on what F.O.R.C.E. stands for. That was the best I could come up with this morning. "
Shouldn't it be confederate or does alternate time Lincoln fight commies?  And I would so play that game!