To Jeff, regarding the NDX and your colleagues

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#1 Edited by nivi (132 posts) -

I think Ryan's been screening the emails, so I have to make this public.



oh jeff

you've been looking kinda like you're feeling pretty down

but jeff

oh jeff

you can't hide it all from us forever by being a clown

i've seen your jelous eyes

and i've made an educated guess


yes, you may think that your longing sideways glances have always been off-camera

you may not have even noticed how long you spend completely enraptured by the subject of your affection

but i have

and i noticed how you changed when your love was stolen from your fingertips



oh jeff

you've been trying hard to take it all in your stride

but jeff

oh jeff

you can't bury it forever deep inside

he stole your show

now he's stealing rorie too

you have to kill ryan

you have to kill ryan

you have to kill ryan

you have to kill ryan


now, i know you may be worried about ryan hearing this, but you can rest easy

you know as well as i do that ryan hates the beauty that you have created here, so we can talk freely



oh jeff

you have to fight for what is yours and they denounce

and jeff

oh jeff

all you need's a little opportunity to pounce

when he gets the mail

grab your knife

and stab him in the neck


i want you to know that i mean this, jeff

you guys have been like creepy uncles to me, telling me about jokes and culture from before i was born that rightfully i shouldn't know about

and i love you for it

and it sucks, but if one of you has to die for the rest of you to be happy, that's just something that has to be


because jeff

oh jeff

if there's a lesson i can say i've learnt from you it's this


oh jeff

fuck the man

you can make it on your own

he stole your show

now he's stealing rorie too

you have to kill ryan...

ed: fixed link

ed: here's an instrumental version

ed: part two; part three

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#2 Posted by Hizang (9358 posts) -

Did you sing/make that?


Cause its awesome!

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#3 Posted by nivi (132 posts) -

It came from the heart.

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#4 Posted by Dylabaloo (1573 posts) -
Great job!! Really funny! What did you use to make it?
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#5 Posted by DeeGee (2192 posts) -

Great job man, can you post the lyrics in a spoiler tab or something? : D

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#6 Edited by KarlPilkington (2826 posts) -

Really really good.

This is actually amazing.

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#7 Posted by ptys (2242 posts) -

Haha, I love how poetically insane you are, very fitting for the "train that stops for no-one!" Good stuff.

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#8 Posted by Vitor (3088 posts) -
@nivi said:
" I think Ryan's been screening the emails, so I have to make this public. "
Pretty awesome. Really impressive work all around.

The constant reiterating of his name makes me feel a little awkward though... I wonder what it'd be like for him.
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#9 Posted by Zero_ (2093 posts) -

Love the chiptune at the end!

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#10 Posted by NakAttack (1329 posts) -

i am weirded out and astounded at the same time, awesome job.

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#11 Posted by management (633 posts) -

Duder, you are insane.

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#12 Edited by Sayishere (1854 posts) -

Oh wow

edit. this song is really good, :D
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#13 Posted by EuanDewar (5160 posts) -

I like the almost Pulp-esque spoken word breakdown's, great stuff man.

Oh and fuck ryan.

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#14 Posted by Sanj (3259 posts) -

Haha, wow this is impressive. Btw, I think this thread may be overlooked because it's in the bombcast board and so it doesn't appear in the "newest topics" section. Well, that's the case for me anyway. 

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#15 Posted by TheBlindChessman (250 posts) -

This song is a piece of art.

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#16 Posted by KarlPilkington (2826 posts) -

Ryan has seen this, beware.

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#17 Posted by roofy (1023 posts) -

this is amazing

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#18 Posted by MooseyMcMan (12638 posts) -


And with the announcement of the first piece of 3DSWare, there's plenty of fuel to keep the train a-rollin'! 
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#19 Posted by stalefishies (450 posts) -

Wow, when I opened the file, I just expected something dumb but funny in the usual fan-made appreciative but kind of lazy style.

But that was fantastic.

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#20 Posted by lordbazuco (397 posts) -

lolololol. I kinda hope jeff reads this on the next NDX

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#21 Posted by Julmust (1650 posts) -

This is fucking great. 

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#22 Posted by S0ndor (2719 posts) -

Oh snap.

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#23 Posted by ChrisTaran (2054 posts) -

Wow, that was amazing.
Incredibly well produced!
Bravo, sir!

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#24 Edited by sameeeeam (2469 posts) -

That came from the soul. I could feel it.

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#25 Posted by nivi (132 posts) -
@Chabbs0:  I think maybe he already had. I am worried that he's going to do something pre-emptive and aggressive, so I wanted to get this out there.
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#26 Posted by breaking3po (165 posts) -


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#27 Posted by Oddface (86 posts) -

Weird, awkward, creepy, but also amazing. Well done!

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#28 Posted by Jadeskye (4392 posts) -

You should PM/Email this to them. Pretty effing good.

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#29 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6116 posts) -

This song has to be the subject of the next bombcast!

Fuckin pure awesomeness,kind of scary though.

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#30 Posted by Scribbly (424 posts) -

This is quality. Ryan needs to get out the way of the train or get run over!

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#31 Posted by nivi (132 posts) -
@jadeskye:  I have reason to believe that Ryan is screening the NDX emails.
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#32 Posted by Zzzleepy (172 posts) -

This is... awesome, but I want Ryan to live!

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#33 Posted by Swoxx (3039 posts) -

This was great!

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#34 Posted by Whiskeyjack (123 posts) -

Very awesome. I fear for Ryan's life.

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#35 Posted by deactivated-5b047a335a3c2 (430 posts) -

Well done, sir.

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#36 Posted by JTHomeslice (269 posts) -

Holy shit that was great.

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#37 Posted by JJWeatherman (15101 posts) -

There's nothing more to say than: El-oh-el.

Christ I love this community.
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#38 Posted by PaulRevere (223 posts) -

This is fucking fantastic. My hat's off to you.

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#39 Posted by gbrading (3255 posts) -

Gotta say, that was really good. Hats off to you Sir!

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#40 Posted by rjayb89 (7813 posts) -

Aren't you the same guy who made thatt Deadly Premonition song? If so, you gotta pimp that, too. If not, this is pretty creepy/sexy, but mostly sexy.

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#41 Posted by Sir_Lizardman (144 posts) -

Really good job.  But if I was Jeff I would be a little creep out and a little afraid.  Now if I was Ryan, I would be hiding with a shotgun beside me.

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#42 Posted by RedEyesBlueBunny (1025 posts) -

haha that was awesome. it's definitely up there with your DP life is beautiful remix if not better. great stuff

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#43 Posted by zagzagovich (835 posts) -

awwww. Beautiful.

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#44 Edited by nivi (132 posts) -
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#45 Posted by nickux (1575 posts) -

The creativity and talent abound in the Giant Bomb community continues to amaze. Nice job!

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#46 Posted by DonutFever (4051 posts) -

I've been walking around whispering to myself "You have to kill Ryan..." since hearing this. That's not healthy, is it?

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#47 Posted by Lemmycaution217 (1807 posts) -

Duder, this is some awesome stuff.

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#48 Posted by eloj (736 posts) -

I. must. kill. ryan.

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#49 Posted by Mistzero (378 posts) -

just wowed and disturbed at the same time

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#50 Posted by Sjupp (1949 posts) -