I think Ryan's been screening the ndx@bxr.me emails, so I have to make this public.
jeff
oh jeff
you've been looking kinda like you're feeling pretty down
but jeff
oh jeff
you can't hide it all from us forever by being a clown
i've seen your jelous eyes
and i've made an educated guess
//
yes, you may think that your longing sideways glances have always been off-camera
you may not have even noticed how long you spend completely enraptured by the subject of your affection
but i have
and i noticed how you changed when your love was stolen from your fingertips
//
jeff
oh jeff
you've been trying hard to take it all in your stride
but jeff
oh jeff
you can't bury it forever deep inside
he stole your show
now he's stealing rorie too
you have to kill ryan
you have to kill ryan
you have to kill ryan
you have to kill ryan
//
now, i know you may be worried about ryan hearing this, but you can rest easy
you know as well as i do that ryan hates the beauty that you have created here, so we can talk freely
//
jeff
oh jeff
you have to fight for what is yours and they denounce
and jeff
oh jeff
all you need's a little opportunity to pounce
when he gets the mail
grab your knife
and stab him in the neck
//
i want you to know that i mean this, jeff
you guys have been like creepy uncles to me, telling me about jokes and culture from before i was born that rightfully i shouldn't know about
and i love you for it
and it sucks, but if one of you has to die for the rest of you to be happy, that's just something that has to be
//
because jeff
oh jeff
if there's a lesson i can say i've learnt from you it's this
jeff
oh jeff
fuck the man
you can make it on your own
he stole your show
now he's stealing rorie too
you have to kill ryan...
ed: fixed link
ed: here's an instrumental version
ed: part two; part three
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