Vinny = Ezio? A tale of Two Beards

Well I thought it was funny

Bodacious thread name bro.

absolutely. The first time I saw Ezio in-game I thought of Vinny. Even more so with beard. 
 
I forgot how jowl-focused Vinny's facial hair tends to be. Ezio's is nice and well spread over his cheeks.
 
So how often does Ezio shave do you think?? I realize everybody grows facial hair at different speeds, but if you'll visit my profile you'll see about 6 months worth of non-stache growth for me (which, coincidentally is about the time I usually end up shaving and start over).

I too have noticed this.

Obligatory for Vinny appreciation thread. 
  

No wonder he's so buff. Stabbing dudes like "uh uh uh uh uh"

I think Vinny is Ezio. If you think well, you never saw them both in the same room. 

Vinny > Ezio

Whoa....

Hold on... 
 
This makes for a troubling equation.  Time to bust out the math skills. 
 
If Vinny = Ezio... 
 
...and Sara <3 Ezio... 
 
...and Vinny = married... 
 
...and we've never seen Vinny's wife... 
 
...does that mean... 
 
*GASP* 
 
I think we've cracked the case!!! 
 
This conspiracy theory does deep, man.  So deep.  Oh man.  Does that mean that Vinny goes deep?  I'm...I'm mind-fucking-blown right now!!! 
 
This is all a j/k.  Please, no one stab me in the face or neck five times.