To be your fun uncle?
Brad is easily my pick, so we can party at Bojangles. And he can read me bedtime stories.
Which Bomb Squad member would you pick...
Ryan would be my crazy, loud-mouthed. sort-of-racist uncle that everybody has.
*I am not saying Ryan is racist. Just that his crazy persona would easier fit that mold than any of the other guys.
Vinny! He has the most subtle sense of humor out of all of them, and my family is everything but subtle.
So hard to pick one!!
Brad would be the knowledgable uncle who talks to you about philosophy and books and takes you to the movies.
Jeff would be the "bad influence" uncle, the one your mom doesn't want you hanging around with him but you want to.
Ryan would be the asshole uncle who pinches your cheeks when your a kid and gets drunk at your wedding.
Vinny would be the protective uncle who teaches you about the family's heritage-and racism.
Drew would be fun and young uncle who is practically like a cousin.
And Dave would be the broke uncle who borrows video-games from you!
My uncles are awesome already, but out of the choices. I'd say Dave. Vinny and Brad are also good choices.
Vinny or Brad. I think Jeff and Ryan are better suited for the role of friends I would like to get shitfaced with. Vinny and Brad would be better suited for those slightly buzzed family dinner conversations about worldlier things. And Brad in particular, because as a Georgia native I fucking love Bojangles.
If we're just talking about the main 4, then it's Vinny. If we're talking about everyone, then Dave wins easily.
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