I'd rather not give a fuck and end up with some scars
The night is just long enough to build it up and watch it fall apart
...so I'll date them instead. I just finished playing Boyfriend Dungeon last night. It's a fun little gem of a game that places your character (whose name and pronouns you can change at any point during the game) in the middle of a small California beach town that is populated with a whole lot of hot people. Oh, and a bunch of those people can transform into weapons, too. The dungeons you enter with your potential boyfriends (also included in the dating pool are one woman and two non-binary folks) are full of monsters that are manifestations of your character's fears. Each suitor/weapon plays differently, with a total of six levels that provide different combat abilities. As you work through a dungeon with a weapon, you gain experience. Once you max out the experience for that level, you'll need to go on a "date" with that character in their human form in order to progress their story unlock their next weapon level. The dates are set up through a basic "texting" feature that allows you to choose a couple of different responses.
I say "date" in quotes because you can choose to keep it platonic if you'd like. I chose to play the field for the most part, and surprised myself by ending up as best friends with a character I didn't particularly care for at the beginning. As your cousin who likes to set you up on dates reminds you, wielding someone can be totally platonic.
The game has a fairly basic but functional crafting system. You can craft different outfits, "zines" that give you a magical ability to use in dungeons, and gifts for your dates. There doesn't seem to be any story acknowledgement for romantically dating multiple people at once. The game has a good amount of humor, a great soundtrack, and fun (if simple) hack-and-slash gameplay.
If you're Particularly Online, you might've seen the Discourse™ surrounding this game. If not, be aware that the antagonist of this game is a person you go on one date with, who ends up becoming a gross incel stalker. This is the fundamental conflict of the story, and you may not want to play it if that sounds like something you don't want to experience.
This game isn't necessarily breaking any new ground for fans of the genre, but it's fun, sincere, and well-written. Check it out and date some swords (also: a dagger, a glaive, a scythe, and a legally distinct lightsaber)!
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