Sony:
Persona 5 trailer with Holiday release date. Crowd goes apeshit.
MGS trailer. Dan goes apeshit.
Uncharted gameplay.
No Man's Sky trailer that does little to nothing but remind people it still exists. Alpha-ass gameplay and no release date.
Gran Turismo trailer that's incredibly short, vague, and uninformative. Possible announcement of a Prologue edition releasing only in Japan sometime in 2016.
Repeated smug high-fiving themselves about the PS4 being the best-selling console and offering the best console versions of third-party games.
Announcement of 1TB PS4.
Microsoft:
Halo 5 and some more Halo 5. Then some more Halo 5.
"Windows 10" mentioned about 95 times with hyperbole about "seamless integration", which will of course not include the ability to stream games or music FROM your PC.
PC version of MCC, which hopefully won't be busted as shit for months and months after release until they finally fix it after most people gave up on it.
Call of Duty: Future-er Warfare multiplayer gameplay. Talk of how it's more "fast-paced" than ever, and pretending they invented shit they're ripping off from Titanfall.
Rise of the Tomb Raider gameplay, replete with overselling the "only on Xbox One" timed exclusivity.
Forza 6. Pretty cars, electronic music, zoooom. Probably some dev talking about how many polygons are on each car model.
Fable Legends gameplay. Usage of the phrase "epic adventure" guaranteed.
Gears of War Remaster confirmed, followed by announcement of new Gears title coming in 2016.
Montage of upcoming games that mentions Scalebound, Quantum Break, and then talks about indie games and dev-friendly updates they've made.
Announcement of 1TB Xbox One.
Nintendo:
Mario ____.
(Ancillary Mario Character)'s ____.
____ Zelda: ____.
Starfox ____.
Metroid ____.
Amiibos.
Ubisoft:
Assassin's Creed: Syndicate gameplay that looks virtually identical to Assassin's Creed III gameplay, announcement of 'ground-breaking" female protagonist option.
Assassin's Creed: Second-tier Chronicles-esque title announced and dated for Summer 2015.
Another Assassin's Creed: Second-tier Chronicles-esque title announced and dated for Fall 2015.
Assassin's Creed: Third-tier mobile game title announced and available NOW!
Assassin's Creed 2016 "reveal", because otherwise we'd never know to expect it.
The Division trailer and release date announcement for March 2016, which will later be delayed until Summer 2016 and release as a huge disappointment.
Square Enix:
Deus Ex, and more Deus Ex.
Boasting about their new engine.
Final Fantasy whatever the fuck number they're on now.
Kingdom Hearts bullshit.
Nary a peep about the Hitman franchise because that's the one thing I really want to hear about from E3.
EA:
Star Wars.
Star Wars.
Star Wars.
All of the above will be extremely heavy on the nostalgia factor. John Williams theme song, Millennium Falcon, Darth Vader, Tie fighters, Boba Fett, Hoth. Another super-CG trailer for Battlefront.
Reveal of whatever Amy Hennig/Visceral's Star Wars game is, which will probably be disappointing compared to what 1313 was shaping up to potentially be.
Madden whatever, touting "game-changing" new mechanic that won't change anything. Virtual Odell Beckham catch. Gronk TD and spike celebration. MADDEN.
Bethesda:
Fallout.
Doom.
(drops mic, walks off stage.)
PC.
Video opens by slow-zooming in on the back of a chair that faces a control room. Chair turns around, and in it sits Gabe Newell. Camera quick-zooms in on his face. He says, "Three".
Everyone loses their shit.
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