Can Kirby Choke?

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Poll Can Kirby Choke? (64 votes)

Yes. 13%
Yes. Pink is not his natural colour. He's in a constant state of distress. 3%
No. He's just a pink inflatable bag. 59%
Prefer not to say, but I will fund your research. 16%
I don't want to know. 9%

One day he'll overreach and we'll know for certain. Until then, speculate wildly. I reckon he can. All balloons pop.

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#1  Edited By Efesell

Kirby is an eldritch being and applying such earthly limitations is folly.

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I'm pretty sure Kirby is non-euclidian, and so is not bound by mundane concepts such as volume.

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Kirby is vore; the Rules of Vore prohibit choking.

Therefore, Kirby cannot choke.

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#4  Edited By BladeOfCreation

Oxford defines "choke" as, "(of a person or animal) have severe difficulty in breathing because of a constricted or obstructed throat or a lack of air."

I have emphasized two words that are key to our understanding of the concept of choking and how it relates to Kirby. First, we must establish whether or not Kirby is a person, an animal, or neither--or both. Secondly, we must ask whether or not Kirby has a throat.

Kirby is neither person nor animal. As others have stated, Kirby is, in fact, an eldritch horror and labels such as "person" or "animal" have no meaning when applied to such entities. All observational data shows us that Kirby does not possess what we might consider a "throat." Therefore, Kirby cannot choke.

Q.E.D.

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*Shadman has entered the chat*

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I'd like to see Kirby do a tight 5 on open mic night without choking.

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Back in my day, Kirby could eat anything and everything just by opening his mouth. Now he can't even eat a car whole! I predict that within 2 games he'll definitely be choking on something.

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Now I'm imagining Katarmari Damacy except it's Kirby being rolled into things he can eat.

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@shindig: Genuinely think a Katamari game with Kirby eating iconic Nintendo objects & characters would be a huge hit.

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Yes.

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Well, that seems pretty conclusive.

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Kirby is ready to devour.

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This thread is a lot less terrifying than I expected, so far.

I'm not sure if I should be relieved or disappointed.

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Maybe he can do that thing constrictor snakes do when they’re swallowing large prey that takes up their whole mouth where they have a little windpipe that pops out to ensure that they can still breathe.

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kirby has choked in the cartoons so hence yes he can choke.

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#16  Edited By noblenerf
@brian_ said:

Yes.

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I was not expecting such a definitive answer to this thread. Huh.