Cards Against Humanity Holiday BS Puzzle

Avatar image for insidioustuna
InsidiousTuna

577

Forum Posts

122

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#51  Edited By InsidiousTuna

They've added a video for day 3. It's special. www.holidaybullshit.com

Avatar image for inversematrix
InverseMatrix

62

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#52  Edited By InverseMatrix

It looks like the envelopes are purposely colored. To what end....hell if I know, haha. Here's what I got.

Day 3 (Interfaith Circle Jerk): G, R, R, G, G, Y, Y, G | Corner | G, G, P, Y, P, Y, Y, P, Y, P, G, Y, P, Y, G, R, R, | Corner | P, G, R, G, G, Y, P, G, P, P | Corner | P, Y, G, P, P, Y, P, P, P, Y, G, G, P, P

Day 4 (Clusterfuck): G, P, P, G, G, P, G, G, R | Corner | P, P, P, G, G, P, P, R, R, P, R, P, Y, Y, P, Y, Y, P, G, P | Corner | P, G, G, Y, G, G, P, R, R, P, P, | Corner | Y, Y, R, P, R, P, P, P, G, G, P, Y, P, P, P, Y

The envelope has pictures of 4 dog-bird hybrids on it. I'm betting the pictures are just jokes though.

Avatar image for misswench
misswench

10

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#53  Edited By misswench

@dxflounder: I already messaged them about it. It is not the 12 Days of Christmas. They say we will know it when we see it

Avatar image for mike
mike

18011

Forum Posts

23067

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: -1

User Lists: 6

@dxflounder: I already messaged them about it. It is not the 12 Days of Christmas. They say we will know it when we see it

Disinformation!

Avatar image for erkmeister
ErkMeister

11

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

It looks like the envelopes are purposely colored. To what end....hell if I know, haha. Here's what I got.

Day 3 (Interfaith Circle Jerk): G, R, R, G, G, Y, Y, G | Corner | G, G, P, Y, P, Y, Y, P, Y, P, G, Y, P, Y, G, R, R, | Corner | P, G, R, G, G, Y, P, G, P, P | Corner | P, Y, G, P, P, Y, P, P, P, Y, G, G, P, P

Day 4 (Clusterfuck): G, P, P, G, G, P, G, G, R | Corner | P, P, P, G, G, P, P, R, R, P, R, P, Y, Y, P, Y, Y, P, G, P | Corner | P, G, G, Y, G, G, P, R, R, P, P, | Corner | Y, Y, R, P, R, P, P, P, G, G, P, Y, P, P, P, Y

The envelope has pictures of 4 dog-bird hybrids on it. I'm betting the pictures are just jokes though.

4 Collie Birds I bet is what it is. lol I just got my coal today so now I have day 1-3

Avatar image for deactivated-5d61ff6f14b61
deactivated-5d61ff6f14b61

1307

Forum Posts

1718

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 4

Nothing here yet. I don't know if I'm just at the end of the list or if my shitty post office is up to its usual fuckery.

Avatar image for watertails
watertails

105

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

#57  Edited By watertails

Give it time. I just got my first envelope today.

Avatar image for spookz
spookz

2

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Haven't received my lump of coal yet, but I just got my Clusterfuck envelope. There were two "Welcome to the sex party." flyers in my envelope. Packaging mistake or intentional? Anyone else?

Avatar image for ajkent
ajkent

39

Forum Posts

1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

I think we are all getting these cards in different orders. Today was coal for me: Consumption was first, followed by interfaith on day 2.

Avatar image for mike
mike

18011

Forum Posts

23067

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: -1

User Lists: 6

@ajkent said:

I think we are all getting these cards in different orders. Today was coal for me: Consumption was first, followed by interfaith on day 2.

Well, we are talking about the US Mail here. Some variance is to be expected.

Avatar image for kiapurity
kiapurity

29

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

@ajkent: Same for me. I'm highly amused by the coal, however.

Avatar image for messier
Messier

288

Forum Posts

5797

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

The first and only thing I've gotten so far is the coal that came yesterday. I'm in NYC. Nothing Monday or today.

Avatar image for whytepanther
WhytePanther

113

Forum Posts

80

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

Wait, are the day 2 and 4 envelopes larger than the day 1 and 3 envelopes? Were there any CAH cards included in them? The videos for Day 1 and 3 have both directly referenced one of the cards within them ("These low, low prices", and "The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina.", albeit without saying that line exactly)... There has to be something else in common with these two cards.

Avatar image for beb
Beb

298

Forum Posts

445

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

@xeiphyer said:

Still haven't received anything yet. Goddamn Canada.

Same here.

Avatar image for ramiam402
ramiam402

4

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I received Coal and Interfaith circlejerk today, other than the designs on the front I haven't noticed anything odd. Anyone notice anything with the coal or is it just coal?

Avatar image for j_sensei
J_Sensei

3

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Avatar image for darth_paratrooper
darth_paratrooper

2

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Literally just spent 15 minutes digging through my garbage to recover the envelope and cellophane pouch. This better be good!

Avatar image for mtthwclgn
mtthwclgn

2

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Video for day 3 says you can't see kabob without a mirror. I've looked at all the cards in the mirror and didn't see anything but someone may wanna double check me.

Avatar image for captcrax
captcrax

9

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@inversematrix, @whytepanther: take another look at the envelope. You've missed something about the colors.

There's *five* different colors. (At least on Day 1 which is the only one I've received so far.) red, yellow, green, blue, purple

At first I thought I was imagining it (as did my wife) but if you look really closely you'll see the lighter blue is noticeably dithered and the purple is solid. And to make double sure I wasn't crazy I scanned the envelope and examined the colors in photoshop. There are two different but distinct colors.

Here's what I got for day 1: GBBGGYRYVYBYVRYVVRYYBRRVYGBYGYVVGYRGGVYBVYRYVYGYY

Avatar image for whytepanther
WhytePanther

113

Forum Posts

80

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

@captcrax: I absolutely accept the possibility that my eyes were been off. It would explain my original confusion about the colors, and as I said, it was super late.

Avatar image for frankpapageorgio
FrankPapageorgio

2

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#71  Edited By FrankPapageorgio

@inversematrix said:

The envelope has pictures of 4 dog-bird hybrids on it. I'm betting the pictures are just jokes though.

4 dog-bird hybrids? Are you sure it's not four birds of some sort?

My Day 1 envelope definitely had one bird in a tree that grows something, and my Day 3 envelope had three western european chickens on the front eating bread and wine.

http://imgur.com/a/Ghq63

It's clearly a 12 days of christmas theme with the drawings.

Avatar image for stevie_fazz
Stevie_Fazz

4

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#72  Edited By Stevie_Fazz

I've only received one envelope so far.

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for jinandtonic
jinandtonic

4

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#75  Edited By jinandtonic

My second envelope wasn't in order I got the partridge in a pear tree with a fried egg at the bottom but today I got 6 geese a laying I'll examine the envelope more closely see if there's anything more helpful

Avatar image for jinandtonic
jinandtonic

4

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#76  Edited By jinandtonic

Oops sorry didn't know there was a second page and people already posted about the geese. Sorry!

Avatar image for iamterics
IamTerics

788

Forum Posts

290

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

I just got Days 2 and 3 in the mail. I haven't the slightest idea where this could be going.

Avatar image for arcadiaexeter
ArcadiaExeter

96

Forum Posts

22

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

I just got day 2 and 3 today and i got day one yesterday. my best guess is that the lights on the envelope are what we should be paying attention to. and yes i know im just repeating what everyone else has already talked about.

also if you look on the back of each envelope it tells you when and from where each shipped, so the envelopes from brockton are different than the ones from sylmar. mostly i think because the ones from CA were done digitally.

Avatar image for emster12
emster12

4

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Just got the first two today, partridge in a pear tree and two turtledoves - so anyone come up with a team name yet?

Avatar image for maximusartimus
MaximusArtimus

46

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Do you really think the colors on the envelopes matter? That is some seriously insidious shit if it is true...

Avatar image for emster12
emster12

4

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

CAH does have the ability to be seriously insidious....we've seen them do it before....

Avatar image for dr_ryan
dr_ryan

309

Forum Posts

1867

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 3

@emster12: Our team name is Duders Against Max Temkin

Avatar image for dr_ryan
dr_ryan

309

Forum Posts

1867

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 3

Hey I don't know if this is anything but Day one was sent out of Sylmar CA, but the postage is marked Santa Clarita CA. Day two came from Brockton MA.

Avatar image for jaimenjones
Jaimenjones

7

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I got day and one two (clearly 12 days of Christmas themed envelopes) I am in MI and both was sent from MA. I don't think the location of where they were sent out matters. I think maybe something hidden in the photos.

Avatar image for terance
Terance

4

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Has anyone tried breaking the coal?

I just used a UV light on everything, including the coal, to see if anything glows. Couldn't find anything.

Avatar image for kiapurity
kiapurity

29

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#86  Edited By kiapurity

I couldn't find my black light thingy -- go figure, I always lose it when I really need it.

Either way, I didn't get my fourth envelope today. Damn it. Maybe it'll show up with the fifth tomorrow.

Avatar image for gfeltifish
Gfeltifish

2

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#87  Edited By Gfeltifish

I have not received the lump of coal yet, but the video says it weighs 28 grams (1 ounce). Can someone confirm it weighs this? If not, can it be split open? Or less simple, yet incredibly far of a stretch, pour acid on the coal to see if it reacts? http://www.justanswer.com/home-improvement/473k6-acid-poured-rock-coal-react.html

Avatar image for inversematrix
InverseMatrix

62

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#88  Edited By InverseMatrix

@captcrax said:

@inversematrix, @whytepanther: take another look at the envelope. You've missed something about the colors.

There's *five* different colors. (At least on Day 1 which is the only one I've received so far.) red, yellow, green, blue, purple

At first I thought I was imagining it (as did my wife) but if you look really closely you'll see the lighter blue is noticeably dithered and the purple is solid. And to make double sure I wasn't crazy I scanned the envelope and examined the colors in photoshop. There are two different but distinct colors.

Here's what I got for day 1: GBBGGYRYVYBYVRYVVRYYBRRVYGBYGYVVGYRGGVYBVYRYVYGYY

That's totally possible. I'll have to take another look when I have a chance.

I do have a theory on the colors though.

Warning: I am almost assuredly wrong and crazy. None of what comes next should be taken as anything approaching "reasonable".

I have a suspicion that the colors can be translated into a message. Perhaps the colors can be taken as a number (like, Purple = 1, Yellow = 2, Red = 3, Green = 4 or something), then each side added up which gives a number that is then translated into a letter. Like I said, I'm sure I'm wrong.

Still, the colors being different on each envelope is either: 1) Incredibly significant or 2) A very dedicated red herring. That's too much photoshop work for it to be otherwise.

Avatar image for beautifulspacecowboy
BeautifulSpaceCowboy

671

Forum Posts

1017

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 6

I just got my first envelope today (Conspicuous Consumption)! Let's crack this thing wide open.

Avatar image for erkmeister
ErkMeister

11

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I wonder if it has something to do with cancelling out each color that matches where it is placed on the other envelopes to make another code or something... Hmm... Just thinking.

Avatar image for none_braver
None_Braver

316

Forum Posts

1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I hope they really step up their game for those of us, like me, who haven't even received a single envelope. I even checked my confirmation email and all the info was correct.

Avatar image for deactivated-64bc6edfbd9ee
deactivated-64bc6edfbd9ee

827

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@none_braver: Likely due to the mail. That can't really be helped.

Avatar image for crusader8463
crusader8463

14850

Forum Posts

4290

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 5

Wow... The fact that there's a really tightly timed contest going on around this makes me even more pissed that I have gotten jack shit as of today, yet others have gotten 3-4 days of these things. Means there's zero chance of me even competing in this as I'm going to be way behind and I'm not going to get to be apart of this. Man this blows.

Avatar image for phinneas8052
phinneas8052

3

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#94  Edited By phinneas8052

Here are the first three envelopes and contents. On the back of each envelope is a bulk-mail sort stamp with the date so you can tell what day they were shipped, so the order is clear. The images on the front are humorous interpretations of the 12 days of Christmas: A partridge in a pear tree, two turtle-doves, three french hens, and it sounds like someone got four collie-birds.

The second day is the coal which was mailed from MA and the video said it was coal from PA, so it makes sense to mail from close to there.

Avatar image for acepin07
AcePin07

2

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I've only received day 2's coal so far. I think we should also look at the videos more closely. I mean they're putting specific videos up for a reason. Maybe there's a link between the light patterns and the videos or the 12 days of Christmas theme and the videos?

Avatar image for emster12
emster12

4

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@the_reflection I love it. But really let's make this happen and collectively win the prize.

Avatar image for kinkie_pie
Kinkie_Pie

6

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#97  Edited By Kinkie_Pie

I would like to get in on helping to solve this puzzle! My envelopes have been arriving late, though :( And out of order - I got the coal first, and Conspicuous Consumption second. That's it, so far. (I'm in NYC, btw.)

Avatar image for godfrey
godfrey

2

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I received coal then circle jerk then after throwing away the first two envelopes I received day 1 conspicuous consumption which stated do not throw anything away . Bites.

Avatar image for kyle_byrnes
Kyle_Byrnes

2

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#99  Edited By Kyle_Byrnes

Just curious, What do you have on the front of your envelope? So far, I have two turtles humping each other and a tree with a nest that has had an egg fall out of it. I'm sure this will be important as well

Avatar image for ilikepopcans
ilikepopcans

979

Forum Posts

3100

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 6

#100  Edited By ilikepopcans

Just got 2 and 3 today. Is it bad that i tried to taste the "coal"?