Change username?

Nope, you can't change your name.

Nope. No way to change your user name.

" Nope, you can't change your name. "

" Nope. No way to change your user name. "

Definitely not. 
 
 
 
 
 
 Or is there?!

Maybe so, maybe not. I must consult the wheel.

You can make a new account. That's about your only option as of now.

Squint so the letters become all blurry and look like they could be different letters.

" Squint so the letters become all blurry and look like they could be different letters. "  

" @buzz_clik said:

" Squint so the letters become all blurry and look like they could be different letters. "  

You become bus2_slik. A damn fine username if I do say so myself. "

" @JJOR64 said:

" Nope, you can't change your name. "

@Tactical_Kill said:

" Nope. No way to change your user name. "

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" Definitely not.       
 
 
 
 
 
 
Or is there?! "

Yes, you can't change your username but no you can't.

Just make a new account with a name similar to mine. That way you get loads of girls and free games.

" Squint so the letters become all blurry and look like they could be different letters. "

" Just make a new account with a name similar to mine. That way you get loads of girls and free games. "

" @JJWeatherman: That's not allowed.  PM some of the staff and be patient "

If I could change my username it would be Brad_aka_The_artist_formerly_known_as_Bones8677. 
 
Too long?

" @HoldOnToYourAsses said:

" @JJWeatherman: That's not allowed.  PM some of the staff and be patient "

It actually is allowed. The rule is against actively using alt accounts. If you just want to abandon your current account in order to change usernames, there's no problem. "

" If I could change my username it would be Brad_aka_The_artist_formerly_known_as_Bones8677.   Too long? "