Does Jeff actually hate boobs?

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#101  Edited By VisariLoyalist

That's perposterous, everyone know jeff loves a da boobies

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#102  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBs

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#103  Edited By FluxWaveZ

Nothing special about breasts...

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#104  Edited By RsistncE

Or maybe he's just tired of developers trying to use sex to sell their games. Bayonetta anyone?

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#105  Edited By GI_Josh

This should probably be said:
 
BOOBS

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#106  Edited By kenjisalk
@RsistncE said:
" Or maybe he's just tired of developers trying to use sex to sell their games. Bayonetta anyone? "
I know I make my game purchasing decisions based on the availability of a "moan" button.  :U
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#107  Edited By moelarrycurly
@RsistncE: I'm only interested in Bayonetta because I had so much fun with Devil May Cry 4.  The sexuality isn't factored into my equation.  Hopefully the PS3 version will get cleaned up by the time it comes out stateside next month.
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#108  Edited By TyphoonSwell

.......Annoying........

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#109  Edited By Godwind
@TheHBK said:
" I think his opinion is based on boobs in games.  These japanese developers always go way too far.  Imagine what the Saboteur nudity would be like had it been made in Japan?  Those things would have a whole physics engine written just for them and be size 40FF.  Seriously, no japanese woman has boobs as big as they show in games there, and let alone a 15 year old girl they depict in some of these games. Side note, it is interesting to me to note these things, but if he does hate boobs, it might confirm my suspicions that Jeff is a homosexual.  Just thought i would throw that out there. "
Or he could be add man.  You can't really fuck boobies.
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#110  Edited By AndrewB

This is a stupid thread, but I'll indulge.
 
You know, everyone who isn't completely asexual loves sex. Everyone. Even the ones who say they don't really care. That said, there's a place for it. If I want to see boobs, there are ways of finding them. Video games are the last place I'd look for them, because a shitty, low poly, low-res textured, awkwardly animated pair of boobs isn't appealing. That said, there are times where it is welcome; I just don't want it shoved in my face constantly. But you come up to me and tell me that I don't like the human anatomy just because there's a venue where it is pretty much unnecessary, and not only are you wrong, but you kind of piss me off.
 
Of course, because a lot of gamers are going to be in their teens, sex will certainly sell the game to them. And companies in every medium will shovel out stuff just because it has boobies.
 
Though I can't speak for Jeff, I will ask how you can make the assumption that the inclusion of breasts in a game would somehow actually adversely affect his opinion of a game. I'm sure there are other criticisms he'd point out on any given game. But honestly, in most cases where a game is trying to get by on the sex appeal, the game has significant gameplay flaws that it's trying to compensate for. It's just not fun. So if you're coming into it solely for the 3D boob, I can point you to some websites that will give you a little more than softcore wiggle, and spare you from having to play a crummy game.

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#111  Edited By turbomonkey138

I think that jeff some come clear this issue up .

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#112  Edited By Metric_Outlaw

Well he does hate everything. I think he hates it less than most things.

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#113  Edited By gla55jAw

 
 
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#114  Edited By L33tfella_H

Personally, i hate over sexualism in anything that isn't the porn i want to jerk off to. 
 
Someone recently pointed out that the reason alot of comic book fans don't enjoy over sexualism and 'fanservice' in comics, is cause they can get PORN anywhere these days, they go to comics to read about Guys in tights ( that may or may not be hinting at something). 
 
SC 4 just wasn't that good. I'd agree with the 3 star review in all honesty. if Giantbomb used halves in their review system, maybe a 3.5 would've been better. but i sure as hell don't think SC 4 is something i'll miss playing.

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#115  Edited By Vinchenzo

I like Asian women and, therefore, do not like boobs. Okay, I like boobs, but I like small boobs. You know... Japanese boobs. Also known as boobies.

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#116  Edited By RadiantGradient

Jeff said this about boobs... I swear

" I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like *BOOBS*.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

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#117  Edited By Bigandtasty
@hencook: You are overanalyzing.
 
The main reason Jeff gave SCIV a three star is that he didn't like the gameplay (single-player modes, character balance, fighting mechanics) that much; the ridiculous character design is extremely secondary to that.
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#118  Edited By animateria

"I Like Boobs. There, I said it, I hate to be the controversial one.Boobs are awesome,"
 
Anyways, the thread deserves some kudos for the title.
 
Nothing wiles up internet users like the idea of hating on boobs.

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#119  Edited By Cheapoz

" It seems that Jeff would impose his extremely personal beliefs into a game review. "   
 
That's the idea!

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#120  Edited By iam3green

i think everyone likes boobs :)  i think he was kidding when he said he didn't like boobs. yes, there is a time and place for boobs to be shown. some video games make girl's boobs to big and jiggly.

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#121  Edited By bubahula

i belive that in his video review of soul caliber IV he clearly said that he likes boobs. why did you make this thread?

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#122  Edited By AnnouncerGXZ

i like boobs. i like ass. i like sex. i like porn. i like hentai. i love sex in video games. 
 
i dont judge a game 1 out of 10 just cause it dont have sex in it. i dont judge quake wars enemy territory 1 out of 10 jus cause i dont hear any female voice in it but ill give it 2 out of 10.
 
soul calibur 4 is my favorite game. sex, fight all i like.

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#123  Edited By Linkyshinks
@ TheUnknown 
 
If Jeff's gay that's not a personal choice of his.
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#124  Edited By Krystal_Sackful
@TooWalrus:   
"Ivy's boobs aren't boobs, they're computer programing."
Ceci n'est pas une boobs.
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#125  Edited By ReapersPuppy

who doesnt like boobs! 
I like boobs and Im a straight chick =]
but anywho yea..if only mine were bigger
so much for being a b cup! lol 
I think its all in the bum for me =\

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#126  Edited By Randolph
@lordofultima said:
" Boobs are nice in real life, digital boobs are silly looking, especially in Ivy's case in Soul Calibur IV. "
All female characters in videogames should be flatchested.  Desu.
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#127  Edited By Linkyshinks
@ReapersPuppy:  
 
You should really think about your choice of words more, look at what you wrote and think about it a little :)
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#128  Edited By imhuntad
@hencook: I'm not gonna go and defend Jeff here, but there are a couple problems with your theory. The biggest is that you can never know that he hates them as fact, because he hasn't said so. With that aside, there is a 16 year old girl that loses her clothes in the game, yes. However, as you stated, she loses them due to guard damage. She does not, according to what you said, strip.  
 
Second, it's true, guys like boobs. We wanna see em. I am gonna have to agree with Jeff on this one point, though. If you wanna see boobs, there are PLENTY of other avenues to visit which contain tons and tons of boobs. Video games do not need to have boobs to sell, unless the developers think their audience to be brainless idiots. 
 
I do agree that it would be great if personal tastes were not included in reviews, but a review is mostly opinion and that does not seem possible. My opinion on them is that I do not mind them, unless there is no way to clean it up for the kids I have running around here all the time. 
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#129  Edited By AnnouncerGXZ

i love sex more than violence. if i have to choose one to be in video games... ill choose sex.

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#130  Edited By Shadow

Meh.  Boobs are overrated and are frankly, far more attractive when left to the imagination and covered up by some sort of clothing.  Even if that clothing is just a string.

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#131  Edited By nail1080

Wait! Oh no, Jeff doesn't like 3D computer animated boobs?! Oh I guess he's a normal person then, and not a sad lonely man with no life who looks at anime porn all day. 
 
And even if he didn't like boobs in 'real life'...I still don't see what the issue is, or what point the topic creator is trying to make...
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#132  Edited By Jeffsekai

I think its just a case of Jeff not liking Anime or anything that resmbles it, Soul Caliber 4 and BlazBlue both very solid fighting games, have lobbies, BlazBlue has replays, and even more features that a lot of other fighting games don't have (Like working netcode) as games there almost perfect. I can almost garentee you that if SCIV and BlazBlue were "Americanized" they would have rechived better reviews from everyone, Jeff included. An Example of this is King of Fighters, a game that shipped broken, but received the same score as 2 working games. Until Jeff actually addresses this subject these threads will never stop, but srsly im fine with that because I'm one of thoughs people who agree that Jeff was too hard on SVIV and BlazBlue. But hey I'll prolly just get flamed right?

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#133  Edited By tebbit
@Linkyshinks said:
" @ReapersPuppy:   You should really think about your choice of words more, look at what you wrote and think about it a little :) "

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#134  Edited By imhuntad
@nail1080 said:
" Wait! Oh no, Jeff doesn't like 3D computer animated boobs?! Oh I guess he's a normal person then, and not a sad lonely man with no life who looks at anime porn all day.  And even if he didn't like boobs in 'real life'...I still don't see what the issue is, or what point the topic creator is trying to make... "
Better yet, this. I agree with this.
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#135  Edited By John

All of this fuzz for virtual videogame boobs? Wow. People, anything that is not the real deal can go and disappear for all I care.

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#136  Edited By kenjisalk

@john: well, with comments like "everybody likes boobs", I'm not surprised that this stupid thread is still live.
 
narrow minded straight dork guys are a mobius strip of idiocy.

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#137  Edited By AndyC

Stay classy internets... lol

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#138  Edited By hockeymask27

This whole topic is confusing.. Its boobs get over it!!!

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#139  Edited By Kaneda

Its like that with Jeff. There has to be the random firing of neurons that explodes into a dislocated spasm of rant. Being opinionated always helps to characterize oneself. I also find comments about sexual frustration preposterous. Being attractive, writing about video games and acting like a 16 year old fratboy on different types of media ought to attract loads of beatiful and intelligent women in the age of around 30.

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#140  Edited By Nuttycam

To be honest I don't see the point of women in video games unless they are hyper sexualised and are flashing a bit of tit/muff.

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#141  Edited By Slippy

I would be one to argue that Ivy's design is not far enough.

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#142  Edited By captainawesomo

Real Boobs are good.
Fake Boobs are not good.
Digital Boobs are meh.
 
I side with Jeff.

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#143  Edited By AnnouncerGXZ

boob is boob. doesnt have to be real doesnt have to be fake doesnt have to be pixelated.
 
i love every boobs but my favorite is in video games cause it have that kind of unique feeling and fettish.
 
say this way.... pixelated boobs is like japanese porn genre. reality boobs is like milf porn genre. many people like many genre. it is personal taste, personal oponion.