That's perposterous, everyone know jeff loves a da boobies
Does Jeff actually hate boobs?
" I think his opinion is based on boobs in games. These japanese developers always go way too far. Imagine what the Saboteur nudity would be like had it been made in Japan? Those things would have a whole physics engine written just for them and be size 40FF. Seriously, no japanese woman has boobs as big as they show in games there, and let alone a 15 year old girl they depict in some of these games. Side note, it is interesting to me to note these things, but if he does hate boobs, it might confirm my suspicions that Jeff is a homosexual. Just thought i would throw that out there. "Or he could be add man. You can't really fuck boobies.
This is a stupid thread, but I'll indulge.
You know, everyone who isn't completely asexual loves sex. Everyone. Even the ones who say they don't really care. That said, there's a place for it. If I want to see boobs, there are ways of finding them. Video games are the last place I'd look for them, because a shitty, low poly, low-res textured, awkwardly animated pair of boobs isn't appealing. That said, there are times where it is welcome; I just don't want it shoved in my face constantly. But you come up to me and tell me that I don't like the human anatomy just because there's a venue where it is pretty much unnecessary, and not only are you wrong, but you kind of piss me off.
Of course, because a lot of gamers are going to be in their teens, sex will certainly sell the game to them. And companies in every medium will shovel out stuff just because it has boobies.
Though I can't speak for Jeff, I will ask how you can make the assumption that the inclusion of breasts in a game would somehow actually adversely affect his opinion of a game. I'm sure there are other criticisms he'd point out on any given game. But honestly, in most cases where a game is trying to get by on the sex appeal, the game has significant gameplay flaws that it's trying to compensate for. It's just not fun. So if you're coming into it solely for the 3D boob, I can point you to some websites that will give you a little more than softcore wiggle, and spare you from having to play a crummy game.
Personally, i hate over sexualism in anything that isn't the porn i want to jerk off to.
Someone recently pointed out that the reason alot of comic book fans don't enjoy over sexualism and 'fanservice' in comics, is cause they can get PORN anywhere these days, they go to comics to read about Guys in tights ( that may or may not be hinting at something).
SC 4 just wasn't that good. I'd agree with the 3 star review in all honesty. if Giantbomb used halves in their review system, maybe a 3.5 would've been better. but i sure as hell don't think SC 4 is something i'll miss playing.
Jeff said this about boobs... I swear
" I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like *BOOBS*.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
The main reason Jeff gave SCIV a three star is that he didn't like the gameplay (single-player modes, character balance, fighting mechanics) that much; the ridiculous character design is extremely secondary to that.
"I Like Boobs. There, I said it, I hate to be the controversial one.Boobs are awesome,"
Anyways, the thread deserves some kudos for the title.
Nothing wiles up internet users like the idea of hating on boobs.
i like boobs. i like ass. i like sex. i like porn. i like hentai. i love sex in video games.
i dont judge a game 1 out of 10 just cause it dont have sex in it. i dont judge quake wars enemy territory 1 out of 10 jus cause i dont hear any female voice in it but ill give it 2 out of 10.
soul calibur 4 is my favorite game. sex, fight all i like.
who doesnt like boobs!
I like boobs and Im a straight chick =]
but anywho yea..if only mine were bigger
so much for being a b cup! lol
I think its all in the bum for me =\
You should really think about your choice of words more, look at what you wrote and think about it a little :)
Second, it's true, guys like boobs. We wanna see em. I am gonna have to agree with Jeff on this one point, though. If you wanna see boobs, there are PLENTY of other avenues to visit which contain tons and tons of boobs. Video games do not need to have boobs to sell, unless the developers think their audience to be brainless idiots.
I do agree that it would be great if personal tastes were not included in reviews, but a review is mostly opinion and that does not seem possible. My opinion on them is that I do not mind them, unless there is no way to clean it up for the kids I have running around here all the time.
Wait! Oh no, Jeff doesn't like 3D computer animated boobs?! Oh I guess he's a normal person then, and not a sad lonely man with no life who looks at anime porn all day.
And even if he didn't like boobs in 'real life'...I still don't see what the issue is, or what point the topic creator is trying to make...
I think its just a case of Jeff not liking Anime or anything that resmbles it, Soul Caliber 4 and BlazBlue both very solid fighting games, have lobbies, BlazBlue has replays, and even more features that a lot of other fighting games don't have (Like working netcode) as games there almost perfect. I can almost garentee you that if SCIV and BlazBlue were "Americanized" they would have rechived better reviews from everyone, Jeff included. An Example of this is King of Fighters, a game that shipped broken, but received the same score as 2 working games. Until Jeff actually addresses this subject these threads will never stop, but srsly im fine with that because I'm one of thoughs people who agree that Jeff was too hard on SVIV and BlazBlue. But hey I'll prolly just get flamed right?
" Wait! Oh no, Jeff doesn't like 3D computer animated boobs?! Oh I guess he's a normal person then, and not a sad lonely man with no life who looks at anime porn all day. And even if he didn't like boobs in 'real life'...I still don't see what the issue is, or what point the topic creator is trying to make... "Better yet, this. I agree with this.
Its like that with Jeff. There has to be the random firing of neurons that explodes into a dislocated spasm of rant. Being opinionated always helps to characterize oneself. I also find comments about sexual frustration preposterous. Being attractive, writing about video games and acting like a 16 year old fratboy on different types of media ought to attract loads of beatiful and intelligent women in the age of around 30.
boob is boob. doesnt have to be real doesnt have to be fake doesnt have to be pixelated.
i love every boobs but my favorite is in video games cause it have that kind of unique feeling and fettish.
say this way.... pixelated boobs is like japanese porn genre. reality boobs is like milf porn genre. many people like many genre. it is personal taste, personal oponion.
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