Don't Unionize! Play Video Games!

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Oh god, that is hilariously pathetic. This is what happens when you let grandpa-corporate-executive take the reins of your messaging.

"What are all those 'milleniums' into nowadays, anyway? Games on their video-machines while they listen to their 'rocky-roll' music, I bet!"

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Wow! We really let capitalism get out of control, huh?

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Fucking nightmare.

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i thought this was an onion joke geez

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...Does Delta Airlines exclusively hire drunk and high teenagers? Who do they think they're gonna trick with this?

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#8  Edited By darkvare

@rejizzle: maybe their pr guy is a high drunken teenager

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Glad I opened that in an incognito window.

Trash.

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I mean these poor CEOs have to earn their measly millions somehow

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Disgusting is the only way I can put it really.

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Holy Hell

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#14  Edited By Rigas

@kingbonesaw said:

PS5 costs $700?

Even less, for every member of staff who doesn't pay their union dues, the company will give you a new PS5*.

*new work week is 150 hours and you won't have time to play games, and you will be dead.

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The fact that link didn't lead to an Onion article.