Eat Lead!! (matt hazard) trophy list

Im buying this game for 2 reasons now, first of all the trailer was funny as hell - and second of all these trophies are bloody awesome, maybe not for what you have to do -thats fairly standard - but the descriptions are great

Trophy Break Down:
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Total: 51

 King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"

 It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

 Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"

 Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

 Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

 Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

 Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

 Headache
Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

 Migraine
Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

 Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

 Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

 Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."

 Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"

 Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

 Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

 Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

 Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

 Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

 Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

 Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

 Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

 Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

 No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well…maybe not quite as much." 

 Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage…sounds like a cool action hero name."

 Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying…I just wanted the trophy!"

 Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level…and you're not one of them."

 Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won…my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'" 

 Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well…at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy…'"

 Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"

 Multiplayer Master!
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 …Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey…aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

 Disco is Dead
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 Stung
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 Head Cheese
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 Meat Your Maker
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 Draw
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 Bedlam Basher
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 Dances With Guns
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 Russian to the Finish
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 Deja-Vu
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 Death Hazard
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 Housing Crisis
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 Pure Energy
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 Well, I Heard Them Scream
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 Tramm Ride
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 Your Turn
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 Talk!
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 Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
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 Observe the Grenade
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 Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
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 Meet Quentin.

Thanks :)

This game looks cool imo

"Thanks :)

This game looks cool imo"

I so badly want this game to be good.  It looks awsome right now, but I don't know if the gameplay can keep up with the jokes