Ever dreamt that you had sex with a video game character?

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#1 Posted by MrCellophane (570 posts) -

 ...Yeah, I know that we're taking a trip to creepytown here, but listen:

I just woke up after having a dream where I, among other stuff I can't remember, had sex with Lauren Winter. Seriously, what the hell? Granted, I can't remember if I was "me" in the dream, or if I was, I dunno, Troy or something. But still... what the fuck, man?!

The funny thing is that I haven't played Heavy Rain at all since last March... so why now?

Anyway, feel free to line up and point and laugh now, kids, as I am quite clearly insane.
 
Seriously, I'm a bit freaked out here. Anyone of you had video game characters invade YOUR dreams...?

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#2 Posted by crusader8463 (14803 posts) -

Yes, and every day since I always get the shakes when ever I hear someone say Charizard...

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#3 Posted by CptChiken (2057 posts) -

I dont really ever dream, least i dont remember them if i do so im going to say no i dont... well i hope i dont.

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#4 Posted by Enigma777 (6285 posts) -

Eww, at least pick someone hot

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#5 Posted by Icemael (6876 posts) -

Dude. What the fuck.

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#6 Posted by ShadowKnight508 (796 posts) -

Um...as far as I know, I have not experienced these kind of dreams. 
 
Oh....and
@Icemael said:

" Dude. What the fuck. "

xD
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#7 Posted by FiestaUnicorn (1680 posts) -

You need to go out more often.
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#8 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3571 posts) -
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#9 Posted by Aetheldod (3914 posts) -

Yes I have , I made a very good looking femshep ;) 

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#10 Posted by the_hiro_abides (1324 posts) -

Nope.

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#11 Posted by W0lfbl1tzers (1791 posts) -
@Aetheldod said:
" Yes I have , I made a very good looking femshep ;)  "
This is thirty times more creepy. 
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#12 Posted by Meteora (5844 posts) -

... No.

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#13 Posted by RoboRobb (1094 posts) -

Haha no way, you guys are losers! Having sexual dreams about video game characters, I would NEVER dream about Lara Croft............................................ 
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:(  
*sigh*

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#14 Posted by Soap (3774 posts) -
@mylifeforAiur said:
" Madison is clearly more attractive than Lauren^^ "
I bet Lauren is more dirty though ;) 
 
OK sorry, just had to say that lol. 
 
I've never dreamed about anything like that, and it's a little weird but meh, most dreams are tbh. 
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#15 Posted by KaraokeYoda (33 posts) -

.... you, wanna talk about it?

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#16 Posted by hencook (224 posts) -

There's a biiiig white elephant in the room. It's name: Masturbation.

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#17 Posted by Mars_Cleric (1654 posts) -

i don't think so
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#18 Posted by Dudacles (1693 posts) -

There are more than enough hot women in real life to fantasize about. Video game characters never invade that space for me.

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#19 Posted by el_tajij (871 posts) -

Don't ya worry. Give technology a few more years.........and they will no longer just be dreams, my friend.....

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#20 Posted by el_tajij (871 posts) -

Coming 2018: WiiCrotch.

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#21 Posted by MrCellophane (570 posts) -
@W0lfbl1tzers:  I agree. But it's not like I'm able to control my own dreams.
I just figured afterwards, "Hey, why not humiliate myself on the Bomb?" . Or maybe I just needed to get it out.
...Or maybe I just need to get out.
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#22 Posted by Red12b (9362 posts) -

I feel sorry for anyone who's dick is that small... 
  

    
 
that's a small hole dude, 
 
and no i haven't, you need to get out more

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#23 Posted by natetodamax (19466 posts) -
@Red12b said:
" I feel sorry for anyone who's dick is that small... 
  

     that's a small hole dude,  and no i haven't, you need to get out more "
I don't believe he said disc.
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#24 Edited by JakJ (1045 posts) -

I never had a dream, but when I was younger I thought Hugo from Suikoden III would be really cute if he was real.

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#25 Posted by Red12b (9362 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
" @Red12b said:
" I feel sorry for anyone who's dick is that small... 
  

     that's a small hole dude,  and no i haven't, you need to get out more "
I don't believe he said disc. "
I was making light of this stupid thread without referencing social inadequacies  
 
but to be fair, I did not catch the "Character" in the title my apologies, I am sure that the thread is redeemed...oh wait, it isn't 
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#26 Posted by FlyingRat (1454 posts) -

That Kirby can suck like a motherfucker....
 
I mean, what?

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#27 Posted by MysteriousBob (6262 posts) -
@Icemael said:
" Dude. What the fuck. "
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#28 Posted by swamplord666 (1816 posts) -

i've had an annoying amount of sex dreams lately (i'm not that lonely! lol) but NEVER would have i had a sex dream with a game character :/ that's just effing weird

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#29 Posted by Hourai (2738 posts) -

Um... no. 
 
I can't even remember if I've ever had a dream of sex. 

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#30 Edited by Brodehouse (10812 posts) -

I can't believe you guys are using dreams as a method to investigate his personal character.  Especially a sex dream.
 
I have a lot of dreams where I'm getting killed by manta rays and lit on fire and being hunted by black street gangs or my mother.  I have sex dreams where I'm trying to get lucky with people that don't exist and girls I went to high school with seven years ago.  Last night I had a dream where there was a war going near my 'house' and I decided to run barefoot on gravelly roads to make sure it was going okay, and I borrowed keys from a former co-worker who quit our job last year, and while running around I jostled my iPod and the Bombcast was going, but I turned it off because I was trying to focus on something else.  And then I woke up.
 
 
I think the closest I can say to video game character sex dream, is I had a dream where I was trying to watch the Persona 4 porno, but people kept interrupting me and preventing me from watching it.  Which is about par for the course with sex dreams.

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#31 Posted by oatz (1108 posts) -
@Aetheldod said:
" Yes I have , I made a very good looking femshep ;)  "
This is the creepiest fucking post I've ever read.
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#32 Posted by JeanLuc (3883 posts) -

uhh... no. 
No I have not.

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#33 Posted by DeathByWaffle (780 posts) -

Sure haven't.

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#34 Posted by vilhelmnielsen (1777 posts) -

Well... 

 I thought he was the best character this year, as well.   
 I thought he was the best character this year, as well.  
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#35 Posted by fattony12000 (8535 posts) -

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#36 Posted by Chocobodude3 (1338 posts) -

Fuckin really?....really ?

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#37 Posted by Skald (4447 posts) -
@oatz said:
" @Aetheldod said:
" Yes I have , I made a very good looking femshep ;)  "
This is the creepiest fucking post I've ever read. "
I agree. That is insanely creepy.
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#38 Posted by bibledoctor (697 posts) -
@VilhelmNielsen said:
" Well... 

 I thought he was the best character this year, as well.   
 I thought he was the best character this year, as well.  
"
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH.
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#39 Posted by hwy_61 (1061 posts) -
@Icemael said:
" Dude. What the fuck. "
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#40 Posted by jacksukeru (6790 posts) -

Videogame characters? Not that I can remember no. Can't recall that I've had that many sex dreams either.

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#41 Posted by dudeglove (13779 posts) -

The real question we should all be asking is whether or not you blew your load when you woke up.

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#42 Posted by newblacknoise (30 posts) -
@Hourai said:
" Um... no.  I can't even remember if I've ever had a dream of sex.  "
@CaLe said:
" I've never had  a sex related dream. 
 
So... under 12 years old, repressed, or lying?
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#43 Posted by Bigheart711 (1272 posts) -

The only one I remember having sex in a dream was with her. Luckily, I didn't get shot. :)

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#44 Posted by EuanDewar (5160 posts) -

Isn't the Lauren Winter character a prostitute with a dead son? 
 
Dude, the fucks wrong with you?

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#45 Posted by Bones8677 (3535 posts) -

  

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#46 Posted by ShiftyMagician (2190 posts) -
@extremeradical said:
" @oatz said:
" @Aetheldod said:
" Yes I have , I made a very good looking femshep ;)  "
This is the creepiest fucking post I've ever read. "
I agree. That is insanely creepy. "
I've heard worse.  Anyone remember that thread where a guy stated that IMVU virtual sex was better?  THAT was creepy.
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#47 Posted by zameer (636 posts) -

Can't say I have. Some truly hilarious posts here though 

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#48 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

Can barely remember my dreams to begin with, though I do recall one where I boned Tina from the DoA series.

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#49 Posted by fentonalpha (932 posts) -

I prefer to pretend video-game characters dream about having sex with me. It does wonders for my self confidence. That being said i have filed an imaginary restraining order against Pyramid Head.

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#50 Posted by gamer_152 (14778 posts) -

Had video game characters invade my dreams? Yes, I think so, although as far as I can recall I've never had sex with a video game character in my dreams.

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