Ever wonder where IGN gets the ideas for their articles?

Should Kinectimals be a button masher?

but if I'm the controller.... that would turn out poorly

How newborns could increase RapeLay's popularity.

I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS.

@Willin said:

How newborns could increase RapeLay's popularity.

I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS.

Wooooow....

How crates could increase DmC's popularity.

and my favourite:

How space marines could increase Pokemon's popularity.

I would click an article called "What Skyrim could learn from Zelda.".

I would click an article called "How underwater sections could improve Catherine" even more.

Realistic: Top Ten most impressive dudes in videogames.

An actually good article: What Crackdown could learn from every other game.

Here's one that a select few individuals would be way too interested in: How bananas could increase Sonic's popularity.

Top Ten most Oscar-worthy game-breaking bugs in videogames.

Hey guys i was just wandering what your Top Ten most out of nowhere crates in videogames are.....Half life's got crates and sometimes they're kinda outta nowhere and random so there's one......

Also just wandering if you guys think Alan wake should be a trivia game.......

Here's some good ones. I love this site.

How monsters could increase Dead Space's popularity.

Because it's not like it already had monsters, right?

Is Darksiders a Darksiders for adults?

Uh... what?

Top Ten fastest carbon rods in videogames.

Tell me more.

Is IGN a No More Heroes for adults?

Sure, why not.

What Skyrim could learn from Angry Birds.

Okay, this I'd be interested in reading, if only to see what inane reasons they could come up with.

How loading screens could increase God of War's popularity.

You're kidding, right?

Edit: Here's one more:

Is Skyrim a every other game for adults?

Brilliant. Just... brilliant.

"How guitars could increase Animal Crossing's popularity."
 
This is totally accurate of how terrible IGN is.

Should Gran Turismo be a shooter? LOL!!!

What iOS games could learn from iOS games.

What Farmville could learn from Infinite Blade

Yup. This is accurate.

Should Uncharted be a breeding simulator?

I believe we all know that answer

pretty funny because it's true.

Is Wii Music a Metal Gear for adults?

I just got "What Kinect could learn from Rapelay." and "Is Rapelay a Mirror's Edge for Adults". You have no idea how hard I laughed at those two.

@ImmortalSaiyan said:

Top ten sexiest screen resolutions in video games. That has potential.

Then they could follow it up with this:

Top Ten most frightening screen resolutions in videogames.

Is Rapelay a Kinect for adults?

YES.

Top Ten Funniest Loading Screens in video games was pretty good.

"How thighs could increase Animal Crossing's popularity"

YES.

"Should Rapelay be a jRPG?"

ABSOLUTELY.

"What farmville can learn from Harvest Moon."

EVERYTHING.

"Should Guitar Hero be a thing of the past?"

TOTALLY.

"Top Ten most boring loading screens in videogames."

I bet the first place would go to a game with a black screen and spinning circle for a loading screen.

"How loading screens could increase Rage's popularity."

No, they can't.

"What Kinectimals could learn from Imagine: Babyz."

Imagine: Kinectimals. But with Babies.

"Should Imagine: Babyz be a first person shooter?"

Kinectimals sure can learn a thing or two from a FPS.

"Top Ten most Japanese elevators in videogames."

Elevators are crazy enough. Let alone JAPANESE elevators.

"Top Ten most frightening thighs in videogames."

Animal Crossing 5 definitely has a chance on this list.

''Should Resident Evil be a stylish action game?'' Oh how I would of scoffed at such a question so long ago.

I lol'd at ''Top ten slimmest credit card information in videogames''.

• Top Ten baldest thighs in videogames. /Top Ten brightest thighs in videogames. /Top Ten most Japanese thighs in videogames.
• Top Ten most Japanese dudes in videogames.
• Is Epic Mickey a Shenmue for adults?
• Top Ten baldest manchildren in videogames.

Should Rapelay be a trading cards game?

This site is the best site.

Should Rapelay be a stylish action game? Of course it should! Jea!

Top Ten most uncomfortable underwater sections in videogames.

All of them.

How flags could increase Dudebro's popularity.

Top Ten most brodacious babes in videogames.

Top Ten most unexpected manchildren in videogames

This never happens. I expect all my video games to be filled with manchildren.

How cars could increase Skyrim's popularity.

I came in here hoping for exactly what I found. This is a good day. A very good day.

@Slaker117 said:

Should Final Fantasy Versus XIII be a jRPG?

Um...

Spot on!

I'm not lying, I got Top Ten Moistest Balls in Videogames.

I wonder who would win...

@Willin said:

How newborns could increase RapeLay's popularity.

I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS.

This... is sad. And brilliant. At the same time.

How bananas could increase Darksiders's popularity.

There we go. I'm happy. Got what I wanted out of this.

Should Kinectimals be a dating simulation?

What every other game could learn from every other game.

Should Angry Birds be a cooking game?

Should Zelda be set in space?

Is Cave Story a Gears of War for adults?

What Wii Sports could learn from Silent Hill

I'm listening...

What every other game could learn from NBA Jam.

Top Ten most unpleasant dudes in videogames.

Top Ten moistest anime pillows in videogames.

Dear God.

Should Shenmue be a kart racer?
Should Uncharted be cancelled?

"Top Ten most visceral preorder bonuses in videogames."

Lol, wat?

Top Ten most unexpected carbon rods in videogames.

With all the choices they had, how were they able to narrow down their choices to only ten?!

This is also endemic to Gamesradar as well as IGN.  :-)

"Top Ten moistest underwater sections in videogames."

"How soldiers could increase Gear of War's popularity."

"How roosters could increase Killer 7's popularity."

Not bad.

"Is Imagine: Babyz a Catherine for adults?"

That's kind of funny.