Games that should never have existed... EVER

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#1  Edited By tebbit

Your thoughts on which game (or games) have been made, but by the lord's billowing cloak should never been dreamed of, let alone released upon the unsuspecting public.

My personal addition is (great bathysphere batman!) Detective Barbie in the Mystery of the Carnival Caper.
http://www.giantbomb.com/detective-barbie-in-the-mystery-of-the-carnival-caper/61-21271/

This title originally caught my eye as I misread 'Caper' as 'Sniper'.

Your thoughts?
Additions?

Barbies!?

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#2  Edited By Arkthemaniac

Bratz video games. All of them.

However, I think MTV Games shouldn't exist as well. I think you know why.

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#3  Edited By brukaoru

The upcoming paramount movie games... Ugh...

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#4  Edited By A Likely Story

Pretty much any game based off of a movie, and of course stuff like Barbie Horse Adventures. >_>

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#5  Edited By tebbit

Oh, for the days when video reviews had the time or energy to be amusing...

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#7  Edited By CapnCloudchaser

I think a lot of Sonic fans would agree on the most recent 3D Sonic game, Sonic the Hedgehog on the 360/PS3. Or even Shadow the Hedgehog. Actually, there have been a lot of Sonic games that shouldn't exist but do :\

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#8  Edited By Arkthemaniac

I wish Navarro was at Giant Bomb.

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#9  Edited By kajankua

sky surfer, worst.game.ever

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#10  Edited By Hungry_bunny

Goldeneye Rogue Agent -_- stealing a name to sell games is unforgivable.

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#11  Edited By neoepoch

Duke Nukem Forever...wait that hasn't existed yet.
Limbo of the Lost, production started in 1990 and all the plagiarism...although it has been hilarious to hear about it.

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#12  Edited By TheGTAvaccine

Superman 64.

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#13  Edited By mac512k

Charlie's Angels 

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#14  Edited By gabeyu

The Burger King Xbox game.

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#15  Edited By jlaudio7
Nothing else needs to be said.
Nothing else needs to be said.


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#16  Edited By pause422

Nice list of some terrible games,but I don't really care that they exist,because no one is forcing anyone to buy them,even though I do hate them. I'd have to say Rock Revolution from Konami.....I just don't understand why they would possibly want to make that,its going to fail so damn hard next to GH World Tour and RockBand 2. Probably the dumbest idea ever to try to take on them.

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#17  Edited By 6matt6

Those Zelda games on that Phillips thing.

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#18  Edited By Shawn

Burger King games?

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#19  Edited By chazer127
TheGTAvaccine said:
"Superman 64.
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#20  Edited By Kilgore
6matt6 said:
"Those Zelda games on that Phillips thing.
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*shudders*
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#21  Edited By Mourne

Games that should never have existed... EVER:

Super Mario World
Final Fantasy VII
Halo: Combat Evolved
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past / Ocarina of Time
Metal Gear Solid
Soul Calibur
Resident Evil 2
GoldenEye
Chrono Trigger
Street Fighter II

Yeah.

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#22  Edited By Player1

ZOMG HALO SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN CREATEAD!!! THEY SUCKS SO BAD


kidding. I'm going to go ahead and say one thats not out yet, wii music. 
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#23  Edited By salavaster
Tebbit said:
"Your thoughts on which game (or games) have been made, but by the lord's billowing cloak should never been dreamed of, let alone released upon the unsuspecting public.

My personal addition is (great bathysphere batman!) Detective Barbie in the Mystery of the Carnival Caper.
http://www.giantbomb.com/detective-barbie-in-the-mystery-of-the-carnival-caper/61-21271/

This title originally caught my eye as I misread 'Caper' as 'Sniper'.

Your thoughts?
Additions?

Barbies!?
"
I don't know... if we condemn this wouldn't this mean we set the women in video games back 10 years. Not that my opinion matters.
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#24  Edited By hush404
pause422 said:
"Nice list of some terrible games,but I don't really care that they exist,because no one is forcing anyone to buy them,even though I do hate them. I'd have to say Rock Revolution from Konami.....I just don't understand why they would possibly want to make that,its going to fail so damn hard next to GH World Tour and RockBand 2. Probably the dumbest idea ever to try to take on them.
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I agree with that. Konami is even sueing Activision and Harmonix for "Stealing their idea" LOL.

Umm, Warhammer 40,000: Firewarrior was horrid, 25 to life is another.

Most of those cheap cash in - movie games and games aimed at 4 year olds which are so bad than even four year olds claim "this sucks".
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#25  Edited By darthzew

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing. Enough said.

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#26  Edited By darthzew
Mourne said:
"Games that should never have existed... EVER:

Super Mario World
Final Fantasy VII
Halo: Combat Evolved
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past / Ocarina of Time
Metal Gear Solid
Soul Calibur
Resident Evil 2
GoldenEye
Chrono Trigger
Street Fighter II

Yeah.
"
I'm hoping for your sake that you're kidding. That's like a list of the best game ever.
If you're kidding: lol
If not: ...
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#27  Edited By sizu

For the couple of guys mentioning Konami and Rock Revolution.  Before you laugh realise this...

Konami released DrumMania, and Guitar Freaks long before Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.  Guess what you hit the drums as colour coded blocks scrolled down the screen!  Thats why they are taking legal action I think.

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#28  Edited By OmegaPirate

Touche salesman!

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#29  Edited By citizenkane
Superman 64
Superman 64
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
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#30  Edited By DualReaver
darthzew said:
"Mourne said:
"Games that should never have existed... EVER:

Super Mario World
Final Fantasy VII
Halo: Combat Evolved
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past / Ocarina of Time
Metal Gear Solid
Soul Calibur
Resident Evil 2
GoldenEye
Chrono Trigger
Street Fighter II

Yeah.
"
I'm hoping for your sake that you're kidding. That's like a list of the best game ever.
If you're kidding: lol
If not: ...
"
Quick, lets beat him with the nerd sticks!!!
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#31  Edited By glasswall52
Mourne said:
"Games that should never have existed... EVER:

Super Mario World
Final Fantasy VII
Halo: Combat Evolved
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past / Ocarina of Time
Metal Gear Solid
Soul Calibur
Resident Evil 2
GoldenEye
Chrono Trigger
Street Fighter II

Yeah.
"
Haha, I can't believe that's been there a whole day and no one has tried to slay your very being with hurtful words and acronyms. Very good, my friend, very good...
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#32  Edited By Terra1909

Any Japanese sex game....

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#33  Edited By Arestice

Custer's Revenge.

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#34  Edited By Cube

WB Games. Ex. 300 on PSP.

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#35  Edited By Shocker
iplaygames said:
"Any Japanese sex game....
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lol what he said.
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#36  Edited By Pezjulo

E.T for the Atari 2600...Im sure most people remember it...as being really bad to the point it all of the remaining copies were buried in some desert....

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#37  Edited By Aska

Although not a game, can I say Halo's popularity?

Jokes aside...

Rocket Power: Beach Bandits I own this game and it haunts my nightmares.

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#38  Edited By Video_Tycoon
sizu said:
"For the couple of guys mentioning Konami and Rock Revolution.  Before you laugh realise this...

Konami released DrumMania, and Guitar Freaks long before Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.  Guess what you hit the drums as colour coded blocks scrolled down the screen!  Thats why they are taking legal action I think.

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Yeah but why wouldn't they take legal action on GH1 or GH2.
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#39  Edited By Ehden

bigs rigs, although i do have the game on my computer and play it for laughs when im extremely bored.

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#40  Edited By Jordan23
Azurik












Azurik was downright horrible, I remember I bought it at the Xbox launch, only to have return it within 30 minutes of playing it.
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#41  Edited By InnerBlueAbyss

The Lost World: Jurassic Park on PS1

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#42  Edited By Canadian

CD-i Zeldas.
:'(
THE HORROR!

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#43  Edited By sizu
Video_Tycoon said:
"sizu said:
"For the couple of guys mentioning Konami and Rock Revolution.  Before you laugh realise this...

Konami released DrumMania, and Guitar Freaks long before Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.  Guess what you hit the drums as colour coded blocks scrolled down the screen!  Thats why they are taking legal action I think.

caption
caption
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Yeah but why wouldn't they take legal action on GH1 or GH2.
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I think its the drums thats pissed Konami off. Who knows really.  Rock Revolution looks shit too, so god knows why they are doing that too.
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#44  Edited By Clean

movie games, Guitar Revolution I mean come on

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#45  Edited By Djungelurban

Wolfenstein 3D... If they wouldn't have made that game, then maybe we wouldn't have theses hordes on FPS games these days. Which in turn would make me very happy.

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#46  Edited By Iffy350

Barby ANYTHING PERIOD.

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#47  Edited By calf_exercises

I think any game that was made with the intension of being slapped-to-gether quickly so it can make a quick and easy profit. When big companies decide that they will make a game based on a movie, tv show or some other type of popular source media just to make an easy profit, knowing that the name on the box is enough to make it sell really anoys me.
If companies could just stop putting out these games the whole games industry would become a much better place!

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#48  Edited By Iffy350

Anything with madden in the title. Yeah, I just went there! Bring it . . . .

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#49  Edited By Yelix
Arkthemaniac said:
"Bratz video games. All of them.

However, I think MTV Games shouldn't exist as well. I think you know why.
"
I would much rather play a Bratz game than watch the Bratz movie again.
Good God, it's so terrible. It's like every terrible high school stereotype rolled into one sh*tty movie.
Anyway, back to the topic... Shadow the Hedgehog. The character never needed to exist, much less the game.
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#50  Edited By thesolution