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#1 Edited by hungrynun (461 posts) -

While one is a show host they are both still considered press.


Who do you think will win in a fight


TO THE DEATH

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#2 Posted by piecat (403 posts) -

A fight? I say Jeff, for the weight difference.

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#3 Posted by hungrynun (461 posts) -

Don't count out speed over brawn!

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#4 Posted by pyromaniac (1757 posts) -
piecat said:
"A fight? I say Jeff, for the weight difference.
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amen brother...Jeff.G would just sit on him, I have trust in our leader
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#5 Posted by Mike (17288 posts) -

Even though wiry little guys like Adam Sessler can be surprisingly tough fighters, I'd have to give the edge to Jeff on this one.

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#6 Posted by DarkLegend (1383 posts) -

Jeff, he is much cooler.

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#7 Posted by Commando47 (19 posts) -

A fight??


Im sure beneath the geek exterior both man posses the deep dark souls of blood thirsty warriors...that said.. think i dont want to see the fight..it would be a shame to lose one of them...

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#8 Posted by legend_cloud (434 posts) -

Jeff, he has a better show.

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#9 Posted by Major (474 posts) -

Adam is too much of a spaz to be able to fight Jeff, heh.

I do have respect for both of them though.

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#10 Posted by Dakota (254 posts) -

Jeff. No Question.

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#11 Posted by NoPantsTuesday (20 posts) -

Sessler has survived all these years on G4, I don't believe he's human anymore. I give it to Sessler.

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#13 Posted by epic_pets (1345 posts) -

Jeff FTW

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#14 Posted by PinkElephant (130 posts) -

Gerstmann has Luchadeer on his side. In other words, this isn't even a contest.

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#15 Posted by TimeWaffle (974 posts) -

Jeff would pwn sessler's ass

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#16 Posted by McPlated (137 posts) -

Jeff would kickflip on Mr. Sessler's face - then do a 1080 because, you know.

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#17 Posted by MikPick (361 posts) -

Go Jeff!

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#18 Posted by WorldsFastestShrimpPeeler (469 posts) -

I'm going with Jeff, Luchadeer trained him well.

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#19 Posted by TDot (427 posts) -

Sessler might tag in Morgan Web and Jeff's ear would be ripped off by her mighty man-jaw!

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#20 Posted by natsfan7 (59 posts) -
PinkElephant said:
"Gerstmann has Luchadeer on his side. In other words, this isn't even a contest."

....I was gonna say that....=(
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#21 Posted by tec3297 (1258 posts) -

Jeff.
Anyone who says Sessler should leave the site.

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#22 Posted by tec3297 (1258 posts) -

Jeff.
Anyone who says Sessler should leave the site.

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#23 Posted by funkmasterflare (84 posts) -

Sessler gives me a I'm-coked-up vibe. So I'd say Sessler cause the nose candy makes you feel no pain--I think. Can someone verify this?

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#24 Posted by Merc (20 posts) -

What kind of question is this?

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#25 Posted by x3ar (240 posts) -

100 on jeff

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#26 Posted by El_Dom (87 posts) -
nope
nope
Jeff because.....
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#27 Posted by OlDrtyBstrd (136 posts) -

Well, Jeff would probably break a bottle of vodka over his head, resulting in victory.

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#28 Posted by normajean777 (473 posts) -

well if they did have to fight i respect both of them by the way. i would say jeff he would throw some of the crappy drinks they have in the fridge from all the podcasts and then knock sessler out

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#29 Posted by sculsoldi3r (1355 posts) -

Jeff, becuase my bros name is also jeff.. hehe GERTSMANN FTW!!!

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#30 Posted by sculsoldi3r (1355 posts) -

Jeff, becuase my bros name is also jeff.. hehe GERTSMANN FTW!!!

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#31 Posted by HitNRun (343 posts) -

I know this is severely abusing the post-honor system at Giant Bomb, but Jeff takes shits that are bigger than Adam Sessler.

The real question is, Sessler VS Webb.

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#32 Posted by Brydello (949 posts) -

Jeff would win.

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#33 Edited by TomServo (243 posts) -

well, assuming gerstmann has the luchadeer I think it's no contest sessler is getting shanked by those razor sharp horns.

picture sessler's head resting on the ends of those horns
picture sessler's head resting on the ends of those horns
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#34 Posted by xplodedd (1379 posts) -

jeff wins.

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#35 Posted by Kevin (399 posts) -

If they were both sober and Sessler wasn't coked up, I would give it to Sessler.

But if Jeff was drunk...

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#36 Posted by AV_Gamer (1022 posts) -

Jeff would kick Adam's ass. But if he fought Morgan Webb, I'd fear for his life.

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#37 Posted by Clean (2432 posts) -

I like both of them but I'd go with the bigger man

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#38 Posted by Darth_Tater (84 posts) -

Jeff, because he carries the Invisible Gun at all times.

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#39 Posted by suitteeth (54 posts) -

wait'll the boys over at the adam sessler forum i also moderate get a load of this thread......

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#40 Posted by SSbabel (1216 posts) -

Jeff would mash his face in fo shore.

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#41 Posted by Ossi (1289 posts) -

Jeff. Is. Winnar.