Gertsmann VS Sessler

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#1  Edited By hungrynun

While one is a show host they are both still considered press.


Who do you think will win in a fight


TO THE DEATH

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#2  Edited By piecat

A fight? I say Jeff, for the weight difference.

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#3  Edited By hungrynun

Don't count out speed over brawn!

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#4  Edited By pyromaniac
piecat said:
"A fight? I say Jeff, for the weight difference.
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amen brother...Jeff.G would just sit on him, I have trust in our leader
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#5  Edited By mike

Even though wiry little guys like Adam Sessler can be surprisingly tough fighters, I'd have to give the edge to Jeff on this one.

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#6  Edited By DarkLegend

Jeff, he is much cooler.

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#7  Edited By Commando47

A fight??


Im sure beneath the geek exterior both man posses the deep dark souls of blood thirsty warriors...that said.. think i dont want to see the fight..it would be a shame to lose one of them...

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#8  Edited By legend_cloud

Jeff, he has a better show.

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#9  Edited By Major

Adam is too much of a spaz to be able to fight Jeff, heh.

I do have respect for both of them though.

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#10  Edited By Dakota

Jeff. No Question.

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#11  Edited By NoPantsTuesday

Sessler has survived all these years on G4, I don't believe he's human anymore. I give it to Sessler.

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#13  Edited By epic_pets

Jeff FTW

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#14  Edited By PinkElephant

Gerstmann has Luchadeer on his side. In other words, this isn't even a contest.

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#15  Edited By TimeWaffle

Jeff would pwn sessler's ass

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#16  Edited By McPlated

Jeff would kickflip on Mr. Sessler's face - then do a 1080 because, you know.

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#17  Edited By MikPick

Go Jeff!

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I'm going with Jeff, Luchadeer trained him well.

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#19  Edited By TDot

Sessler might tag in Morgan Web and Jeff's ear would be ripped off by her mighty man-jaw!

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#20  Edited By natsfan7
PinkElephant said:
"Gerstmann has Luchadeer on his side. In other words, this isn't even a contest."

....I was gonna say that....=(
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#21  Edited By tec3297

Jeff.
Anyone who says Sessler should leave the site.

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#22  Edited By tec3297

Jeff.
Anyone who says Sessler should leave the site.

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#23  Edited By funkmasterflare

Sessler gives me a I'm-coked-up vibe. So I'd say Sessler cause the nose candy makes you feel no pain--I think. Can someone verify this?

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#24  Edited By Merc

What kind of question is this?

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100 on jeff

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#26  Edited By El_Dom
nope
nope
Jeff because.....
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#27  Edited By OlDrtyBstrd

Well, Jeff would probably break a bottle of vodka over his head, resulting in victory.

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#28  Edited By normajean777

well if they did have to fight i respect both of them by the way. i would say jeff he would throw some of the crappy drinks they have in the fridge from all the podcasts and then knock sessler out

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#29  Edited By sculsoldi3r

Jeff, becuase my bros name is also jeff.. hehe GERTSMANN FTW!!!

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#30  Edited By sculsoldi3r

Jeff, becuase my bros name is also jeff.. hehe GERTSMANN FTW!!!

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#31  Edited By HitNRun

I know this is severely abusing the post-honor system at Giant Bomb, but Jeff takes shits that are bigger than Adam Sessler.

The real question is, Sessler VS Webb.

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#32  Edited By brydello

Jeff would win.

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#33  Edited By TomServo

well, assuming gerstmann has the luchadeer I think it's no contest sessler is getting shanked by those razor sharp horns.

picture sessler's head resting on the ends of those horns
picture sessler's head resting on the ends of those horns
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#34  Edited By xplodedd

jeff wins.

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#35  Edited By Kevin

If they were both sober and Sessler wasn't coked up, I would give it to Sessler.

But if Jeff was drunk...

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#36  Edited By AV_Gamer

Jeff would kick Adam's ass. But if he fought Morgan Webb, I'd fear for his life.

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#37  Edited By Clean

I like both of them but I'd go with the bigger man

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#38  Edited By Darth_Tater

Jeff, because he carries the Invisible Gun at all times.

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#39  Edited By suitteeth

wait'll the boys over at the adam sessler forum i also moderate get a load of this thread......

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#40  Edited By SSbabel

Jeff would mash his face in fo shore.

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#41  Edited By Ossi

Jeff. Is. Winnar.