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Edited By Ryan  Staff

In case you missed it during our PAX Prime 2012 panel, we recently announced a loving, trust-based partnership with our friends behind the incredibly distasteful parlour game Cards Against Humanity, with a limited-edition Giant Bomb-themed expansion pack as the expected fruit of this eldritch coupling. For those not already familiar with Cards Against Humanity--either from its multipleThursday Night Throwdown appearances or its generally increasing cultural profile--it's essentially Apples to Apples or Mad Libs, but calibrated with Swiss precision for a nuclear brinksmanship level of offensiveness. So, you know, right up our alley.

As with the core Cards Against Humanity experience, crowdsourcing ideas for new cards for our expansion pack is an important part of the process, which is where you come in. There's a special page already up at Cards Against Humanity Dot Com where you can submit your stupid ideas--ideas that we will, no doubt, mock derisively when the Giant Bomb and Cards Against Humanity staffs (staves?) meet up to decide which cards will make the cut.

Feel free to submit any of your favorite Giant Bomb references, or just whatever funny, absurd, random, offensive thing that springs to mind, though know that one of our main goals here is to make an expansion worthy of one of our favorite games that'll be fun to play, even for those who don't know why that deer is wearing a wrestling mask, and don't care. (Example: me!)

Either way, whoever wins, we lose.

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#1  Edited By Ryan  Staff

In case you missed it during our PAX Prime 2012 panel, we recently announced a loving, trust-based partnership with our friends behind the incredibly distasteful parlour game Cards Against Humanity, with a limited-edition Giant Bomb-themed expansion pack as the expected fruit of this eldritch coupling. For those not already familiar with Cards Against Humanity--either from its multipleThursday Night Throwdown appearances or its generally increasing cultural profile--it's essentially Apples to Apples or Mad Libs, but calibrated with Swiss precision for a nuclear brinksmanship level of offensiveness. So, you know, right up our alley.

As with the core Cards Against Humanity experience, crowdsourcing ideas for new cards for our expansion pack is an important part of the process, which is where you come in. There's a special page already up at Cards Against Humanity Dot Com where you can submit your stupid ideas--ideas that we will, no doubt, mock derisively when the Giant Bomb and Cards Against Humanity staffs (staves?) meet up to decide which cards will make the cut.

Feel free to submit any of your favorite Giant Bomb references, or just whatever funny, absurd, random, offensive thing that springs to mind, though know that one of our main goals here is to make an expansion worthy of one of our favorite games that'll be fun to play, even for those who don't know why that deer is wearing a wrestling mask, and don't care. (Example: me!)

Either way, whoever wins, we lose.

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#2  Edited By wumbo3000

That's insane.

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#3  Edited By galiant

Maybe I should get this when it's out. I don't have a deck yet.

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#4  Edited By deadmanforking

Hope.

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#5  Edited By Jackhole

Floppy naturals

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#6  Edited By xMEGADETHxSLY

CAME ON MYSLF

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#7  Edited By Yummylee

I love how this is filed under Baditude, given the recent debate.

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@Jackhole said:

Floppy naturals

If this isn't in the deck, I'm gonna be really disappointed.

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#9  Edited By Hooded

I sleep like a baby after bathing in a tub full of _______.

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#10  Edited By Ironlink

So, will this be available outside USA and Canada? I find it quite ridiculous that they wont let Amazon ship their cards anywhere else.

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#11  Edited By papercut

Why is this attached to Baditude ?

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#12  Edited By dekkadekkadekka

"The kind of boner you get while watching a Sim die."

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#13  Edited By nickux

Already thinking of some good (horrible) submissions. My only thing is I wish the submission page had a few more options like a checkbox to signify if you're writing a white or black card, do you write one card idea per submission, etc.

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#14  Edited By Phatmac

I'll try to not post stupid GiantBomb memes!

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#15  Edited By andrew2696

I'm assuming Patrick has biggest, blackest dick covered? Screw it I'm using it again.

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#16  Edited By ElixirBronze

Contributed with "Big ass ramp". don't know if it's funny or not just something half-related to giant bomb.

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#17  Edited By mordi

Should find some way to incorporate Big Jeffrey into this.

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#18  Edited By begilerath

@Hooded said:

I sleep like a baby after bathing in a tub full of _______.

Peter Molyneux

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#19  Edited By rjaylee

Just submitted:

"The tired look on Jeff Gerstmann's face when asked how to get into video games journalism."

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#20  Edited By LobsterMobster

Secret Cave Hair

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#21  Edited By moncole

"Nothing is bigger than Patricks hair except ________"

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#22  Edited By Toug

Baditude.

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#23  Edited By ShaggE

"A goddamn Dachshund."

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#24  Edited By isomeri

I'm really hoping that this won't be US-only.

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#25  Edited By subrandom

Gaming for me is a religion and Haze is the shit.

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#26  Edited By sonicrift

Will Smith's Cum Face

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#27  Edited By Otacon

Time to put my inhuman thinking cap on...

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#28  Edited By Sergio

@sonicrift said:

Will Smith's Cum Face

That card should just have that image -- no text.

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#29  Edited By myke_tuna

"Naked cartoon pussy" must be a white card.

Not too sure about a black card. I really don't want to make it to "in-joke-y" because then no one but the community would "get" it.

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#30  Edited By jonnyboy

"Seven Hundred and Seventy Five Million Dollars."

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#31  Edited By myke_tuna

@sonicrift said:

Will Smith's Cum Face

This works on two levels. I love it.

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#32  Edited By AngryWombat

"I'm __________, and that looks fucked up."

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#33  Edited By Random88

Here are the ones I just submitted

White Cards

- Never being able to look your dog in the eyes again.

- Lauging outside an orphanage

- Breaking into a zoo to steal a monkey

- Your right hand turning into a girl

- Throwing a bottle of piss at singers you don't like

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#34  Edited By notdavid

Is "WUB WUB WUB" already a card? Because I just now took care of that.

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#35  Edited By Redhorn

Too bad that I can't get credited for all of my unspeakably genius submissions. ;_;

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#36  Edited By soralapio

When you submit stuff, does the page just reset for anyone else? Am I supposed to get some kind of "way to go, you submitted stuff" page or is it working as intended?

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#37  Edited By petitfool

I contributed with "beating 100%" and "Jurassic Park dubstep". I'll have to listen to more bombcasts to get more ideas, haha.

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#38  Edited By Pudge

NOTHING STOPS THE GAME ROOM QUICK LOOK. Well, nothing except for _________

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#39  Edited By Pudge

@soralapio said:

When you submit stuff, does the page just reset for anyone else? Am I supposed to get some kind of "way to go, you submitted stuff" page or is it working as intended?

That's what happens for me too, seems to be as designed.

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#40  Edited By bkbroiler

I can't wait to watch the video content of the GB / Cards guys debating and choosing the submissions.

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#41  Edited By Atlas

Black card ideas:

  • "It sucks when you look in the fridge, and all you have to eat is..."
  • "Instead of organised religion, I live my life according to the teachings of..."
  • "You can take the ____ out of _____, but you can't take the (second blank) out of (first blank)."
  • "I almost dropped out of college to pursue a career in..."
  • "I can't help but think about ____ while having a conversation with ______"
  • "The first time I saw two men making out, my first instinct was to..."

White card ideas:

  • Giving over to the dark side.
  • An unnecessary hemorrhage.
  • Forgetting to bring your phone to the bathroom when you poop.
  • Defying the laws of physics.
  • George Brett's pine tar bat.
  • The swollen breasts of a woman pregnant with quintuplets.
  • A white man trying to dance.
  • Sleep apnea.
  • Trying to find a good pizza place at 3am.
  • The Rape of Nanjing
  • A vagina with teeth.
  • Mastication.
  • Female circumcision.
  • Flipping off a bus full of disabled children because it cut you off.
  • The euthanasia debate.
  • Beating an autistic child at his own game.
  • MC Hammer
  • Realising that you're outnumbered by people of the opposite race.
  • The Jewish Diaspora.
  • A woman's gay friend.

EDIT: Didn't read the whole post, if I had I'd know that this isn't the place to submit ideas. But here's what I came up with, if you think there are any winners in there let me know and I'll submit the best ones.

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#42  Edited By brandino

I still need to buy Cards Against Humanity. It's always out of stock /sadface

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#43  Edited By Nerolus

@Deadmanforking:

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Ryan and I at Pax 2012. Sporting my Cards Against Humanity contest shirt.

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#44  Edited By Winternet

I want to apologize in advance for the numerous card ideas regarding the ER:P4 I will no doubt send in the near future.

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#45  Edited By kurbe1mr

Here's hoping the community can come up with something better than what Ryan had on last weeks Bombcast!

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#46  Edited By Animasta

@subrandom said:

______ for me is a religion and _____ is the shit.

works better as a black card really

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#47  Edited By MrKlorox

Do I post multiple in one submission? Or do I make a submission for every single idea?

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#48  Edited By iamjohn

"Why is that deer wearing a wrestling mask?" would be a pretty funny black card, FYI.

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#49  Edited By WJist

I love everything about this stupid goddamn website and what stupidity it makes possible. CAH IDEAS SUBMITTED

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#50  Edited By mrasmus

I did the necessary submissions of "Face and Neck Stabbings", "Mysterious Fox", "Peter Molyneux", "Peter Molyneux's Balls", and "Unconditional Love". Low-hanging fruit, mostly, but they needed to at least be on the list.