Giant Bomb & Cards Against Humanity Team Up

yellow puss filled underpants

whale on whale action

pootine

fancy man Sam

I love going to bed with (a/an)_____ to cuddle with

@snider We need a running tally of 'how many times has Daggering been submitted' on the site, thanks in advance.

I'm a wizard, and that looks fucked up.

A couple white cards that I submitted:

A bone-shattering sneeze

The meat sweats

Boopin' Obama's nose

Farting at a funeral

Stubbing your fucking toe

Water balloons full of pee

Penis enlargement spam

Didn't they say only to submit giantbomb related ideas if they're funny?

Cause maybe like two of these are worth a giggle

"... a good old cup of uterus lining."

@Atlas: Hilarious. Those are pretty good. I used your black card idea's to test my white cards after I posted.

"You can take the ____ out of _____, but you can't take the (second blank) out of (first blank)."

You can take the crying stripper out of the Duke, but you can't take the Duke out of the crying stripper.

C-C-C-Combo breaker. I need to wash my mind out with soap.

'Comrade Drew'

That is all that needs to be submitted

So far I have submitted:

Masturbating to the Price is Right

Megan Fox's Thumbs

Taking a dump in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

Misunderstood Pedophiles

Xmas ornaments which double as sex toys

@daemissary: you got a good chuckle out of me. Misunderstood Pedophiles is fantastic

"And we promise it'll be like the TNT one and not the Bombcast one."

"Hey hey, you you, I don't like your _______ !"

And of course, the responses must be sung in tune.

Please tell me someone has submitted "muh balls"

My white cards: "Watching your dog poop." "A zoo monkey staring into your eyes while furiously masturbating." "A million tiny dolphins nibbling at your crotch." "The constant fear of shitting yourself." "Putting your dick into a paper towel tube and making whale noises into the other end."

Why Jeff was really fired from gamespot was __________

oh my run that through some white cards.

Jason!

Hi, I'm __________ Caravella, and I'm _____________ Gerstman.

From the fine makers of ______________.

I submitted:

Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against _____________.

Ask not what ___________ can do for you. Ask what you can do for ____________. (Same white card for both)

@AlexanderSheen said:

Submitted this as a black card:

Giant Bomb is the world’s largest editable video game database. We're into _______, _______, and viewers like you.

This is the one Giant Bomb reference that should be made into a card. Well done, sir!

"We here at CBSI sincerely apologize for _______. Such an error will not be repeated."

Pronouncing Newfoundland as "new-found land."

Earnest fan-fic authors.

Jennifer Aniston

That first, pre-shower scratch...

Filed under baditude? Ryan Davis, you motherfucker.

Oh Please!... 
Alright., let me reintroduce you two:  _________ meet horse, horse meet _________. 
 
I feel like this could go many different, hilarious, ways. Only one white card would be used.

Would it sound self absorbed if I posted "Police Sketch Jeff?" Meh, fuck it, posted anyways.

"ideas that we will, no doubt, mock derisively when the Giant Bomb and Cards Against Humanity staffs (staves?) meet up to decide which cards will make the cut."

So basically what I was doing when hearing Ryan's card ideas, outside of the ATM one.

China Don't Care

i should really get this game it be a great way to make monday night bowling last longer haha

Fucking Sonic.

<>. ( this one absolutly wont be a card )

775 million dollars.

fighting robot sharks

Yeah this better be available to canucks, actually can i use my bonus store money to buy it this year?

Also 'Man sized, fireball shooting hot dog' seemed like a good submission.

Black card: "What finally broke Brad's crippling Starcraft 2 addiction: _________"

White card: "Duding the room"

I added "NEVER!" in reference to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOI4XJecOc0

Giant Bomb.

@Atlas said:

Black card ideas:

• "The first time I saw two men making out, my first instinct was to..."

While the others seem good, this one might be a problem. Most white cards aren't really verbs. Even out of your own white card ideas, the only one that kind of works is 'MC Hammer' ... because I could believe someone using that as a verb. Maybe work on the last part of the sentence to leave it more open ended. Like "The first time I saw two men making out, I immediately thought of ______" is a little more lenient.

@Lydian_Sel said:

Will this be available to Giant Bomb fans outside of the US?

Or will I have to fight for an absurdly overpriced copy this expansion over Ebay like I've had to with all other Cards Against Humanity release?

Which is why I will be purchasing in bulk and selling my copies at less than absurd but still ridiculously overpriced.

This has probably been put out there but Dave Lang needs a card in this.

Endurance Run.

Persona 4.

Game Room.

Quick Look.

Is Shit on a Shingle already a card?

White card submissions:

Bufu.

Naked cartoon pussy.

The golden duder.

Hardcore Dave.

Koobama.

Shaving/tickling Peter Molyneux's liver-spotted/zombie balls.

Making sweet love from the back.

Repeatedly shaking the baby.

Jeff Creeper Cam.

EDIT: This is my 1000th post on GB. Nice to know I used it to contribute to the site. I feel good about myself.

Pretty much anything from those CAVE bullet hell games. ( the ones with the 12 year old girls in the mini skirts )

Nothing stops the _______________.

Trenchedaverse.

E3 Mysteries.

Black:

Anime is for _______.

White:

WAPPY DOG.

Lang Zone.

Hidden comedic potential of colorblindness.

Black:

Worth human in the world?

White:

Ryan Davis (certified narc)

Here's some of my dumb ideas:

Hackers on steroids

Being the kid who's uncle's in Nintendo

A mother's swollen teat

forgetting the safeword

Discreetly mailed dragon dildos

Seasonal themed fleshlights

Supersoaking dat hoe

Fursecution

The Konami Code

Crazy cat ladies

Those fucking medusa heads

Disgruntled Apple fanboys

Celebrating your birthday on 9/11

EXTREME 360 NOSCOPE MONTAGES

Who's that Pokemon? It's _!

It's insane how much fun coming up with these are.

Fake Nazis

"Jeff's Creeper Cam"

The meat dimension

The biggest, blackest dick

Fucking Yoshis

I've submitted soooooo many. I really hope they release a full list of the submitted suggestions.

So far I've got:

Getting a handjob in the parking lot of a Gamestop

Livestreaming your ride home from work

Continuously supporting a failing downloadable service in hopes one or two good games are released on it

When Sony unveils it's new video game console, it will be sold for 599 ______

I would hate to be the person who has to go through all of those submissions. Having to read all the poorly written Giant Bomb in-jokes and memes over and over would drive me nuts. Judging by this and other threads, there are a lot of submissions that don't work or are just plain terrible. I'm not saying mine were that great, but man, put some thought into it people.