Giant Bomb's Words To Live By

There are a bunch of pretty smart dudes on this website and I figured we should have a place where we could share some valuable life lessons with each other. And let's try to keep them numbered properly.

I'll start:
1. God hates people who marry cats.
2. Everything is better in a numbered list.
3. If you cannot understand someone, it is appropriate to say 'What?' three times before you just smile and nod.

4. Ppl is demons.

5. 100,000 units at 10 bucks a pop? that's million bucks

6. Every1 abuv dis is a nub and also ever1 belo 

6. Always kill the wizard first.
7. Moments of complete bedlam in a game makes anything better.

8. Don't recommend games for people if they blog or do video reviews or anything like that. Trust me: you'll regret it.

9) Haters gonna hate.
10) Never trust a man with two first names.
11) Arrogance is just ignorance dressed up in confidence.

12) ___ is the name of my ___ band.

14. No matter how many times you go back to the fridge, food will not have magically appeared.

15) Other countries like making bootleg kit kats.

Must be a slow night, huh?

16)   I can talk about Peter Molyneux's balls for a long time.

SNAFU or FUBAR is perfect for life in general.

so is SSDD

(Same Shit Different Day.)

• You can't beat 100%
• The only real power is power
• Double-decker tacos are pretty awesome

21) Bread makes you fat.
22) Manliness is measured in direct proportion to mustache length. Don't question that, it's science.

Popularity is the key to intimacy

anime is for jerks

" anime is for jerks "

" 12) ___ is the name of my ___ band.

13) ___ is my rapper name.

"

• Cunt is an appropriate word for many social settings.

• Put it on the pizza.

• Cool baby.

Life sucks than you die

Wasting your time is always spoken from someone's subjective point of view.
If you hate what your doing for a living, do something else. You were looking for a job when you found this one.
Always practice intellectual honesty. Once you lie to yourself, you can't trust anyone.

trust no one
everyone is a two faced backstabber passive agressive wimp
if something isn't working, you aren't using the right techniques, adapt and improve
trust no one

Use more skill.

If they don't like it, fuck 'em.

Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh

"You can't make a ho into a housewife"

- Jeff Gerstmann.

• Turn Safesearch off
• Please don't shake the baby
• Rider meet horse, horse meet rider
• Cast Bufu on everything
• DIE!
  

" 5. 100,000 units at 10 bucks a pop? that's million bucks "

" 16)   I can talk about Peter Molyneux's balls for a long time. "

" trust no oneeveryone is a two faced backstabber passive agressive wimpif something isn't working, you aren't using the right techniques, adapt and improvetrust no one "

NO ONE is more authentic than Kid Rock

" "You can't make a ho into a housewife"- Jeff Gerstmann. "

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"Rider meet horse, horse meet rider"

"You can see their panties"

Jeff Gerstmann is the Confuscious of the games industry.

50) Shoot that guy

Good luck, have Batman

Always dip your chicken wings in blue cheese.
Shoot a person in the kneecap if your interrogating them.
Don't drop acid before school or work.

Cats > Dogs

If your taking Valium or a painkiller ect.. and its in powder form not capsule and you want it to kick in much faster put it under your tongue and let it dissolve it will diffuse into the blood through tissues under the tongue and then go straight into your mucous membrane the Latin term for this method is called "Subllingual".

Randy Death is a pretty good backup singer.

Anime is for Jerks is an off hand joke I made years ago. Get the fuck over it people.

strap it on.