Greetings and Salutations

Hello GiantBomb world. I am Shortstuff925, but you can call me Shorty. I've been a lurker on your fine website for a very long time now. I decided that today would be a good day to finally commit to joining the website. Hopefully we will see you all around the forums. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to let me know.

Love ya,

Shorty

@shortstuff925: Hold on, hold on, I got this one!

Welcome to Giant Bomb! The most silly but serious when it needs to be but still incredibly stupid video game website on the net. I love it!

@shortstuff925:

As soon as I saw your name and that you go by 'shorty' I thought of this song. So I'm just gonna leave this here...

@flstyle:

You missed hot dog toaster.

@video_game_king: And the Coke challenge! Ah well. Those videos will do.

Wow. That's alot of mandatory video viewing!

I call you Shorts now. Hello

Hey Shorts, sorry I can't call you Shorty, it just sounds like I'm trying to holla' at a chick. I'm a brand new poster/former lurker too @jdevlin24tgb. Welcome to Giantbomb, it's good to have you!

We dun like yur kind 'round heya.

*Spits*

@flstyle: If you're going to post videos of the Endurance Run, then you've gotta remember the "I love them balls" and "you dreamed about wrestling Chie in Luchador masks" and "Is the floor all right with you?" moments.

@believer258: Don't overwhelm the new user! haha

So much content. Lol. I know I'll get to a majority of it eventually. All of it is impossible.