Okay, you know how everyone is mad about Kurt Cobain in GH5? Well, Neversoft managed to top that. Well, there was a disaster in the skateboarding scene recently.. in the future. It's hard for me to keep track of this time travel crap... Well, anyways, there was a plane crash involving the crew of Jackass. They had just finished filming the fourth movie (fourth feature film, that is, this doesn't include the direct-to-DVD trilogy) and were headed to a wrap party at Tony Hawk's mansion. The plan was for this whole thing to be an extended feature on the DVD, so it needed a cool stunt. Jeff Tremaine thought it would be a good idea to get two small Cessnas and land them in Tony's Olympic swimming pool. The kicker? The pool was filled with sewage water with the crew's pubes in it (eww gross LOL). Well, when the planes landed they ignited the methane gas coming out of the pool, killing all the occupants and the party guests in a giant fireball (including all those skateboard greats who have appeared in past Tony Hawk Pro Skater games). Here's the issue that disgusted me so bad I had to come back and tell you: they're making THPS 14: RIP TONY Edition. It's going to include the Jackass crew in it's entirety, every pro skater who appeared in past games and died in the 'pube inferno' (as MTV is calling it), and of course, the late Tony Hawk. It's not so bad that they're in the game, but the problem lies in the fact that you can customize the color of their clothes (Tony would never wear pink) and they can get injured with Neversoft's patented injury simulator engine. This is an outrage, in my opinion, and is completely disrespectful to all those who perished in the Jackass Fart Fire. RIP TONY!!!
And if it's any consolation, there is a tribute CD being recorded. It will have artists such as Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Attack Attack!, Gym Class Heroes, and Brokencyde singing songs written by Bam Margera's third wife Lady Gaga. I think it is very touching, even though all those bands are more famous than The Beatles (damn sellouts).
Well, I wrote this up to let you know that what's happening now isn't so bad! It's only going to get worse in the future...
@MC_Izawa: Well said. Kurt Kobain's just a guy, fuck. People create likenesses of famous people and sometimes they do ridiculous things. To have him 'immortalized' is just plain culture greed.
" How many times have threads like this been done? they''re not funny and they never will be. "
yeah i stole the idea for a time travelers story about the death of the jackass crew in a methane gas explosion off of 4chan sorry guys he found my secret "
Yeah, you're giving a bad name to those who have really traveled from the future to now.
I came back from the future... and it's the same... BUT BETTER! No matter how bad it is, it's still better. And there's still fanboys... it's awesome. But fanboyism goes much deeper. You'll have to evolve to understand. Out.
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