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#1 Edited by Seraphim84 (471 posts) -

It opens and Gordon Freeman finally speaks. What does he say?

Aside from "YOU PICK UP THAT CAN!"

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#2 Posted by Alekss (357 posts) -

He says "not funny".

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#3 Posted by Aetheldod (3914 posts) -

Crowbar ...never leave home without one

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#4 Posted by BeachThunder (14581 posts) -

"Nah."

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#5 Posted by panvixyl (337 posts) -

"Aw, Hell".

Alternatively - "It's about time".

Though ideally he says both at the same time. And then cue the guitar riff.

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#6 Posted by Animasta (14903 posts) -

he basically just starts rapping express yourself

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#7 Posted by oraknabo (1733 posts) -

I don't know what he says but he has the voice of Morgan Freeman.

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#8 Posted by JoeyRavn (5219 posts) -
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#9 Posted by Danteveli (1410 posts) -

He says "wake up" to himself and we learn all the stuff that happened in previous games was just a dream and he still works in the lab.

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#10 Edited by Capum15 (5699 posts) -

That old RPG sound that plays as words are written along a text box. That like, beeping or tinking sound.

And the actual words are written down in the subtitles.

Everyone else gets regular voice acting.

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#11 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7097 posts) -

He opens his mouth really wide and sound clips of Norm from Cheers are played. And that's what will happen every time he speaks.

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#12 Edited by TheHT (14317 posts) -

he coughs. nothing else for the rest of the game.

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#13 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4385 posts) -

BOMBCAST, AT GIANT BOMB DOT DOM. Let's see here. First e-mail comes from James Daplock.. That's a real name.

Is it?

I don't know. Hey bombadeers..

[FUCKING EXPLOSION]

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#14 Posted by Sackmanjones (5514 posts) -

"My name isn't Gordon Freeman"-Jesus Christ

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#15 Edited by ChadMasterFlash (1000 posts) -

"You're going to be terribly disappointed."

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#16 Edited by Morningstar (2375 posts) -

I hope he has a hilariously high pitched voice.

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#17 Edited by Capum15 (5699 posts) -

Oh, second thought. It's actually Ross Scott from Freeman's Mind, and the reason it takes so long for him to release episodes (including this weird thing Machinima is doing at the moment) is because he has to go record lines at Valve.

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#18 Posted by Animasta (14903 posts) -

@oraknabo said:

I don't know what he says but he has the voice of Morgan Freeman.

you know what?

at this point, I think of his voice as Gabe's voice.

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#19 Posted by mellotronrules (1989 posts) -
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#20 Posted by Fredchuckdave (10226 posts) -

Blah blah blah, Mr Freeman

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#21 Posted by MistaSparkle (2285 posts) -

No Russian

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#22 Edited by BlatantNinja23 (931 posts) -

he doesn't say anything. Don't even joke about that.

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#23 Posted by Winternet (8397 posts) -

"Mia, I'm a cop".

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#24 Posted by HellknightLeon (489 posts) -

"Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum"

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#25 Posted by Cold_Wolven (2484 posts) -

"I'm back", it would seem appropriate given his hiatus.

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#26 Posted by D0tti (803 posts) -

"I'm getting to old for this shit."

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#27 Posted by Nilazz (827 posts) -

It turns out that the voice of the HEV suit is actually Gordon.

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#28 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3506 posts) -

"Nooooooo!"

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#29 Posted by thebipsnbeeps (709 posts) -

Someone tells him something ridiculous to do, but he's all like "Fuck you"

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#30 Posted by Droop (1927 posts) -

"Worth the weight"

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#31 Posted by vilhelmnielsen (1770 posts) -

I read that as Morgan Freeman.

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#32 Posted by 2HeadedNinja (2248 posts) -

@oraknabo said:

I don't know what he says but he has the voice of Morgan Freeman.

that .... would be awesome. In all seriousnes, I'm not sure if they could do a talking Gordon, but if they got someone of that caliber ... that would probably make it work.

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#33 Posted by Davvyk (787 posts) -

Nothing...he says nothing.

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#34 Posted by DaMisterChief (612 posts) -

Does the silent protagonist still work ??

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#35 Edited by ssj4raditz (1156 posts) -

"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives."

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#36 Posted by AndrewB (7814 posts) -

Given the ending of Episode 2?

"Fuuuuuck!"

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#37 Posted by zenmastah (1214 posts) -

In this case, absolutely.

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#38 Posted by Nardak (930 posts) -

...it is an IOS game with a minitransaction shop.

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#39 Posted by DarkShaper (1378 posts) -

The game ends with Gordon about to be executed, as they are about to pull the trigger he begins to say "The Cake is a" *Gunshot*

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#40 Posted by pr1mus (4158 posts) -

Someone who doesn't exist can't talk.

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#41 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5150 posts) -

"How can the same shit happen to the same guy thrice?"

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#42 Edited by Nictel (2695 posts) -

Have you seen the new Team Fortress 2 hats?

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#43 Posted by Funkydupe (3613 posts) -

I don't care about Half Life anymore. I'm so distanced and detached from this old franchise that I'll probably approach the eventual HL3 as a brand new thing and see where that takes me.

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#44 Posted by OfficeGamer (1120 posts) -

If Valve does ANYTHING in-game that acknowledges the wait for HL3 then it's automatically ruined. Immersion and fourth-wall shattered. Hopes crushed!

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#45 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

"Rise and shine, Mister Freeman."

It turns out that you were the G-Man the whole time (G stands for Gordon).

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#46 Edited by Funkydupe (3613 posts) -

@ravenlight: Ooooo... Like a Fight Club split image illusion personality thingie!

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#47 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -

"Stop bringing me back, assholes"

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#48 Posted by EpicSteve (6908 posts) -

He wakes up from the Animus.

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#49 Posted by 49th (3552 posts) -

"I'm gonna kill Praxis!"

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#50 Posted by Ghostiet (5832 posts) -