Help us design the ads for GB! Photoshop the Staff into LARPing

Hey all, we've got an upcoming contest with EA for Dragon Age: Origins where we're asking people to submit some LARP recreations of battles from the game. While the contest is still a ways off we're designing some goofy ads to feature on the site during the week of the contest. The idea is to work the staff into various goofball LARP scenarios. I've been doing some on my own, and making a fool of myself in the process, but if you're bored and want to help out please add your own versions here. If they're any good we'll add them to the rotation and give you credit in the image.  
 
If you decide to send something in, don't worry about dealing with the Dragon age messaging, just figure out a goofy image and I'll make sure the messaging gets included on top of it.  
 
Trying to get these done today, so the sooner you put something up, the more likely it'll get used. Give a yell if you have any questions.
 
Here are the sizes 
300x250 
300x600 
880x150 
160x600 
 

Oh wow.. this is awesome. Nice work guys. It'll be interesting to see what people create.

And yes, that is totally me with a shave.

If people can create stuff that's as good as what's in the t-shirt thread, there are going to be some awesome ads made.

Awesome idea (that isnt Dave)

" And yes, that is totally me with a shave. "

I like this idea!! I am not great with Photoshop (I actually don't have it) but, knowing the creativity of users on this site, I am sure we will see some great entries.

what did the package on your head used to contain?

That dude has an awesome shield. 
 
To bad I don't own photoshop.

Whiskey Media... marketing geniuses.

" what did the package on your head used to contain? "

This'll get the creative juices flowing (any excuse to post this):
 
 

Holy shit, Dave! You look like Jonathan Torrens when your face is hairless! And people who aren't from Canada probably have no idea who that is, so I don't know why I posted this message!

" Holy shit, Dave! You look like Jonathan Torrens when your face is hairless! 

This thread seems to be more about Dave himself then what he's asking us to do. But lack of mustache is breathtaking...

ahhh you don't even look like the same person

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I really should learn to use photoshop properly one of these days.

This is gonna be the best thread ever.

Here's my first crack at it.

Now if I only had good photoshop skills.  :(

Yeah, the original image is 880x150. I can redo it without the other stuff if you want.

Hahaha I'm going to love this contest, I wish I had even the slightest skills in photoshop, I'll just stand and watch everyone else : )

I used screenshots from Giant Bomb's Dragon Age: Origins page, that's allowed, right?
 

" Hahaha I'm going to love this contest, I wish I had even the slightest skills in photoshop, I'll just stand and watch everyone else : ) "

If these actually make it to the frontpage I will be very happy.

" @TheMustacheHero: Looks like a character selection person from Baldur's gate.

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Here's the first effort.

Can I use Icewind Dale II character concept art?

" @Bucketdeth said:

" Hahaha I'm going to love this contest, I wish I had even the slightest skills in photoshop, I'll just stand and watch everyone else : ) "

Dude, I used fuckin' MS Paint! No excuses for not making a contribution! "

Clean shaven?! It's like I don't even know you anymore.

" Clean shaven?! It's like I don't even know you anymore. "