This is what I wrote, it was rejected because I wrote "in second person" and used the word "you".
I have searched this entire site for game guides for references on how to write one without using the word "you" or writing in second person.
I can't find any game guides on this site.
Does this site just not approve of game guides?
Or is it because it's so difficult to write a guide without using the word "you" that nobody gets theirs approved?
Either way, I don't care, I just want to get a guide up for Baby Eater ( https://www.giantbomb.com/baby-eater/3030-76560/ ). If someone can fix this and or submit it, that'd be great, or I'll submit it, I don't care, just want to get it approved:
Secret Level Select Menu
Press Up - Down - Left - Right on the title screen, then when you hear the ding and see the copyright change color, go to the second page of the title screen (the deposit coin page) and press down until you highlight the copyright. This brings you to a secret sound test and level select menu. There you can practice to beat level 256.
Spam a button several times after you die, and you will receive one of a half dozen messages from a vampire baby.
Every few levels you get to enter a special stage. The goal is to touch a baby when uncloaked, and to avoid touching vampire babies by cloaking. This requires some fast button work and control. Get enough bonus points to score lives and continues.
Keep your cloak on at all times.
Press the button to reveal your cloak just long enough to catch a baby in your basket.
Cloak can protect from damaging attacks and some power downs, but be careful if you are thirsty for blood, you do not want to lose babies to the evil curse.
Anticipate when you can turn babies in.
Turn in a full basket of babies for bonus baby rescue points.
The basket will break if you catch a rock.
Items like pacifiers fill the basket up, thus making less room for falling babies.