How will the GB crew meet their end? Make your predictions

So being on the Giant Bomb, we have come to know the crew pretty well, as well as you can know people that write about games and tell us the things they do on the weekends in a weekly podcast, usually stupid things.  So I have thought, how are these guys gonna die?  So I thought I would come here and try to make predictions and see what you guys predicted
 
Jeff.  This is the easiest one.  He will be found dead in his hotel room at E3 2016, having just choked out on a 10x10 In N Out burger.  He will be found next to a Heineken after he tried to use that to wash it down.
 
Brad.  Brad seems to forget shit pretty easily it seems to me.  I think he will actually bump his head one day in the office, he will forget who he is walk out and never be seen again.
 
Vinny.  He will quit Giant Bomb in 2015 and join the Sicilian mafia.  He will be gunned down 2 days later.
 
Ryan.  One day Ryan decides to shave his beard, in doing so he cuts his throat and dies of severe bleeding.
 
Dave.  From alcohol poisoning.  The GB office will host another drink and game session with the guys from Capcom.  Dave will have ingested too much pure grain alcohol and a couple days after the party is over, someone will notice Dave has not moved after curling up in a corner.
 
Drew.  Will jump off the Golden Gate bridge after finding out about Jeff.

We're all going to form an Terrorist Hunt Team and go on a suicidal mission and all die, but we're incredibly badass.

creepy topic tbh

Brad will enter the matrix and die within the first 30 seconds.

WTF is wrong with this ?

There's already a flaw in your logic.
 
Jeff doesn't like In-N-Out.

It will somehow involve Bojangles. For all of them.

" creepy topic tbh "

" WTF is wrong with this ? "

Brad will get drunk during Christmas, shave his sideburns and die of the resulting hypothermia/frostbite