I don't get people who drink coffee (3+ years old)

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Airline food. What's up with airline food?

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@breadfan said:

People who do not drink coffee are the worst people on this planet.

You hurt my feelings.

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I hated coffee until I was 35. Now I love it.

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#54  Edited By Pikachu

Haven't had coffee in years. I got nothing against it, just haven't had it.

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Good for you?

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#57  Edited By breadfan

@breadfan said:

People who do not drink coffee are the worst people on this planet.

You hurt my feelings.

Battle lines have been drawn.

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There's not a strong enough keyboard in the world to withstand the amount of "o" key presses required to properly "whoosh" this thread.

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#59  Edited By TechnoSyndrome

I don't get people who post in a topic without reading the OP

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#60  Edited By megalowho

This video is hilarious, and so is this thread! Well done.

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whats the deal with pringles?

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#62  Edited By splodge

I would have lost many jobs without coffee.

Don't take my coffee away from me. It's all I have.

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#63  Edited By bilbomarks

@chop said:

@video_game_king said:

@demoskinos said:

different people have different vices and shit man.

I do not get how the variance in vices is connected to the act of shitting.

Coffee makes you shit faster. Other vices do not.

That wasn't the argument. The argument was:

  • People hold many differing opinions.
  • ∴ These people defecate.

You are all wrong. The post was obviously referring to the obscure super hero: "Shit Man".

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#64  Edited By zeforgotten

@taku128 said:

I don't get people who post in a topic without reading the OP

We did, the only thing readable was the Coffee part so we answered that after we enjoyed the sexyness.
Some people just lack common skills like reading comprehension

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Yea, i dont get people people either. Oh, coffee? Sorry, thought it was a discussion on people who judge others.

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I look forward to the new "Giant Bomb After Dark" Premium stream starring Drew and Alexis. I would watch the two of them relaxing on a sofa drinking and having some pleasant conversation.

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#67  Edited By ThunderSlash

I laughed at the close up on Rorie.

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@afabs515 said:

I only drink coffee when there's a bunch of FK in it.

Zack?

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There's so many different types and flavors of coffee. People shouldn't dismiss it completely. If you go to a Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks they can add so much cream, sugar, and syrup that it doesn't taste like coffee anymore. Coffee is also amazing for waking you up. That's why I drink it anyway.

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Coffee doesn't seem to have any effect on me. I don't know if an immunity can be built against caffeine, but it doesn't have that magical energy effect on me that others seem to enjoy.

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@tom_omb said:

Coffee Crisp is the best chocolate bar.

Agreed.

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I don't have enough time to ready threads past the subject line, and videos are a waste of time

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haha! I lol'ed with that video! thou for serious coffee is awesome!

Also to OP, no offense intended but is your Avatar picture suppose to be creepy ? cus... I hardly think you gonna get any with that expression.

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Some people juggle geese, whattya gonna do?

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I should watch the video...I will. I gave up coffee for a while, cause caffeine makes me jittery if I haven't drank it for a while. So now that I have been drinking it for a whiles, I likes it and it keeps me regular. And essentially, I knocked out my diet coke habit with it.

It works. In moderate amounts I look at it as a beneficial tonic.

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@theht said:

I tried some coffee the other day. It just tastes like bitter water. Didn't seem to make me more awake too.

I sense a correlation here.

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#78  Edited By TheHT

@saturdaynightspecials: ...oh god, what did I drink?!

I dunno, maybe it was just bad coffee. I got it from a Timothy's at the mall, and they don't strike me as primo shit.

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That video is the Citizen Kane of videos where Matt Rorie is Citizen Kane and boys almost kiss.

Also, coffee is the devil's diarrhea.

I hated coffee until I was 35. Now I love it.

35? Man, you're OLD.

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I don't get people who don't get people who drink coffee.

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I live close by to a coffee roasting plant and I get to smell the freshly roasted beans every time I go for a walk around there. I really like the taste of coffee as well and always drink mine black.

All that said my tolerance for caffeine is really low and I get jacked up from even a single espresso. That's why I keep my coffee drinking to special occasions only. Also I know plenty of caffeine addicts who simply can't get through a day without one or two or four cups of coffee and I don't want to end up like that.

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@isomeri said:

Also I know plenty of caffeine addicts who simply can't get through a day without one or two or four cups of coffee and I don't want to end up like that.

I know a couple of people like that and it's really unfortunate that they have to consume that much coffee on a regular basis. Like, unless they get their daily cup or two of coffee, they get headaches and stuff. Much like you, I limit my coffee consumption to special occasions.

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I don't get Dennis Rodman

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Coffee is gross, but I down it cold in the morning. Keeps me awake mornings and its possibly healthy. Not enough caffeine to get addicted or effect my sleep.

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I drink a lot of coffee, 3-6 cups a day. Finnish people consume the most coffee per capita in the whole world so I'm not the only one.

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My job is coffee. It's the best!

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#87  Edited By MideonNViscera

I can't stand the smell of coffee, find it kinda repulsive.

Really? I drink it and I still think it smell better than it tastes.

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Coffee is my blood (almost), love it, but I don't get how people can (or how I was able to before) drink fizzy drinks. That stuff is repulsive.
Taste changes and is different between peeps I suppose, that's all :)

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I wish people were watching the video before posting!

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#90  Edited By YoThatLimp

@micfiygd said:

I wish people were watching the video before posting!

The video is AH-MAZING

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That video is the Citizen Kane of videos where Matt Rorie is Citizen Kane and boys almost kiss.

Also, coffee is the devil's diarrhea.

@hanktherapper said:

I hated coffee until I was 35. Now I love it.

35? Man, you're OLD.

Oh, I'm older than 35. That was years ago.

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Isn't this for the off-topic board?

And to answer the question - most people believe they wake up easier with a coffee. Truth or myth, I know for myself it doesn't really wake me up so I don't drink it. Energy drinks really work yet I avoid them because I want to save my heart.

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I don't get people who don't get coffee...

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I don't get people who don't get the original post.

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Replace the word "coffee" with "beer". Does that change anything?

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I used to drink tea fairly often, but switched to coffee once I got into grad school. I just got myself an Aeropress, which makes fantastic coffee. Also, I'm really loving these video edits of Unprofessional Friday stuff. Case in point:

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#97  Edited By swamplord666

@rorie: I beg to differ good sir! Looks fine to me

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#98  Edited By a_e_martin

@a_e_martin said:

That video is the Citizen Kane of videos where Matt Rorie is Citizen Kane and boys almost kiss.

Also, coffee is the devil's diarrhea.

@hanktherapper said:

I hated coffee until I was 35. Now I love it.

35? Man, you're OLD.

Oh, I'm older than 35. That was years ago.

MY GOD. I did not know your kind walked among us. Be praised, o wise elder!

Coffee is still skanky skunk juice, though. I checked. Don't let it touch me.

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I love it, as do I this community who makes all the awesome fan content.

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Love coffee. The taste and heat alone wakes me up. Don't even need the caffeine.