I used to love Mondays, but more and more recently it's been staying out all night, and coming home early Tuesday mornings, and won't tell me what's going on. It makes me sad.
I unloaded the dishwasher, mowed the lawn, and emptied the garbage, but apparently Mondays didn't like me watching football the rest of the day, and is now giving me the silent treatment....
Since Thursday took some of their time away and they said they'd only be in Friday to deal with Halo, it's like that they're shooting ILM today which means it's probably going to be a latie.
Mondays and I got into a huge fight because I don't always pay attention to her. I got kicked out of her house for a while so I had to go spend some time with Saturday. She's a good friend that lets me sleep in if I need to.
"She fucked my man Dee, so why she mad at me? Plus your sister look better than you Give head better than you, pussy get wetter than you So break the fuck out like a rash I'm glad I ain't spend no cash to hit your nasty ass"
I heard she's a tramp. All she does is laze around with nothing to do. I mean, get a job missy. Mondays a hard working career girl. Sure, she's busy nowadays but at least she's self serving. Sunday just scrounges off Saturday.
I thought me and Monday was going to get married and start a family... untill I walked in on it fucking like eight of my friends. I threw that nasty ho to the curb!
Last I heard that bitch being pimped out by The Sauce Pan Man in the Land of Take-What-I-Want!
well it's 11pm in Belgium so in one hour it'll be tuesday but i'm sure "I love mondays" is usually already up at this point in time on mondays. Don't tell me it falls under the paid membership cuz then i'm seriously saying goodbye to GB, or maybe there will be two "i love mondays" one for paying members and one for members like me who have been with the site since day one but don't have a credit card. or maybe they are trying to find a way to explain how only some of us can look forward to a full two hour podcast.
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