If GiantBomb was a fighting game...

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#1  Edited By supermonkey122

What would the character's moves, special moves and finishers be?

Here's what I thought of:

Vinny:

Special Move- Throwing string cheese at the opponent.

Fatality- Saying the word "cunt" and then the opponent's head explodes.

Ryan:

Special Move- Kinect Sweat Attack.

Fatality- Stabbing the opponent with the Luchadeer.

Feel free to post your own ideas.

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#2  Edited By thatdutchguy

yeah....... sounds about right

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#3  Edited By On1inepersona

Jeff:

Special Move: stabbing the opponent with a spyderco knife

Fatality - reads Wii store releases blowing up opponents head

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#4  Edited By supermonkey122

@On1inepersona said:

Jeff:

Special Move: stabbing the opponent with a spyderco knife

Fatality - reads Wii store releases blowing up opponents head

Nice, but we can't have too many head exploding fatalities.

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#5  Edited By zombie2011

Jeff:

Special Move - Throws jars of water at you

Fatality - Pulls out boombox and plays dubstep so intense the players head explodes.

Hara Kiri - Commits Seppuku over his Zelda: Twilight Princess review.

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#6  Edited By rapid

Vinny would cast Bufu

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#7  Edited By breenmachine

Alex:

Special move- RAGE: Alex's anger intensifies to a boiling point, at which point he slings the worst insults he can think of at the opponent.

Fatality- Fuckin' Big Rigs: Alex drives a Big Rig over the road. The road is the opponent's body.

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#8  Edited By MocBucket62

Brad: 
 
Special Move- Protoss Strategy: Figures out how to attack you with a raid of Protoss units. Its also a charge attack for you can charge as more units are built. 
 
Fatality and Harakiri- Pulling a Brad: Brad will get the opponent in a cooperative game where Brad will cost the lives of both fighters on accident.

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#9  Edited By Shun_Akiyama

Can we think of something other than head explosions people.
What about Ryan stabbing someone like uh uh uh uh uh, or Jeff imprisoning someone in a pizza ball and throwing them into the sun?

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#10  Edited By TheUnsavedHero

Drew:

Special Move- IR Hits (while donning IR hat, every move of his head sends a punch like effect to his opponent. A quick look left= a quick left hook like pain on the opponents head. etc.)

Finishing Move- Forced Fishcan Feeding (since he proved he was a man among children for eating the fishcan, He forces his defeated enemy to eat a fishcan. Shortly after one of two things happen. 1) His opponent bloats up like the fishcan and explodes. 2) His opponent vomits up all his organs and chokes on his/her own puke.

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#11  Edited By Shun_Akiyama
@TheUnsavedHero: how about crashing a plane into his opponent?
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#13  Edited By Milkman

Alex's fatality:

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#14  Edited By Dany

Drew

Special Moves: Hugs

Finishing Move: Kisses

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#15  Edited By CL60

Patrick can just do this and kill everybody instantly.

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#16  Edited By moncole

Patrick

Special Move: takes off hair and throws at the opponent.

Fatality: Hair comes alive and rips the opponent apart.

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#17  Edited By Dany

Vinny

Special Move: Laughing

Finishing Move: A wink

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#18  Edited By crusader8463

Battle Raper 2 With all the lady models replaced with the crew.

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#19  Edited By jakkblades

Patrick

Special Move: Sindel-style hair whip/and or rapid "pulse" which sends opponents back if it connects

Fatality: Opponent cooks with his fiancee in the kitchen: incurring bloodletting that leaves the opponent gasping and finally dead

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#20  Edited By NTM

It'd all be, up up down down left right left right B A.

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#21  Edited By Bigandtasty

Hidden Character: Mysterious Lion

Special Move: Shrink for no apparent reason

Fatality: Summon dude from the Tomb Raider film that knows something interesting, confusing the opponent with his knowledgeable look until he or she dies

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Heres my ideas:
 
Ryan
Special: Wipes the sweat off of his head with such force that it impales the enemy in the face and neck.
Fatality: Whacks the ememies head off with Luchadeer, and then replaces the enemies head with him.
 
Jeff
Special:  Throws jars at long range, but with a hold of towards and attack, uses a giant jar for a close range ground smash, dealing large amounts of damage. 
Fatality:  Preforms a Self Defence Training Camp combo on the ememy, which ends with him repeatedly kicking the enemy in the dick.
 
Vinny
Special: A very powerful cast of Bufu
Fatality: Yells CUNT so loud the enemies head explodes
 
Brad
Special:  Pulls a Brad, but feigns death and as he recovers does a Shuriuken dealing mass amounts of damage.
Fatality:  He out blades the enemy. Period.
 
Patrick
Special:  His hair comes out in strands, and repeatedly smacks the enemy in the face.
Fatality:  The same strands of hair reach out and engulf the enemy, making is hair larger. 
 
Dave
Special:  Transforms into Hardcore Dave, giving him a short power boost, but makes it harder to block.
Fatality:  Dumps a pot of burning hot chili of the enemy, burning him to a chrisp.
 
The unlockable characters would be Will Smith, Norm, Sara, Tony, Drew, Alex, and Rorie.

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#23  Edited By rapid

Alternative Costumes feature them in their GOY 2011 costumes

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#24  Edited By TobbRobb
@CL60: Hahahahah, that is exactly as awkward and hilarious as I remember it. Good times.
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#25  Edited By BabyChooChoo

Drew:

Special Move: Simulation Stimulation (because they need catchy names duh): When activated, the opponent must use the kinect, ps eye, or (if they're on pc because this game is releasing on pc obviously) their webcam and actually do the moves for them to register in-game.

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#26  Edited By habster3

@supermonkey122 said:

Fatality- Saying the word "cunt" and then the opponent's head explodes.

I knew this would pop up instantly. Oh, Vinny...

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#27  Edited By NekuSakuraba

Jeff

Special move: Throws Skylanders at opponent.

Fatality: Crushes opponent in-between two giant portals of power.

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#29  Edited By Hichael

@CL60 said:

Patrick can just do this and kill everybody instantly.

Dude, wtf is this. When was this?

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#31  Edited By samfo

I give this thread a C+ too many people saying "Throws *blank* at opponent."

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#32  Edited By TheUnsavedHero

@Shun_Akiyama: That's the Super Secret Finishing Move.

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#33  Edited By Grillbar

Brad:

special move. shouting EMAILS.

Finishing move: pulling a Brad making the opponent kill him/her self

Dave:

special move: cutting with pc cd's (ofc some russian game)

Finishing move: putting on his trackIR and turning his head making the opponent head spin 2 times breaking his/her neck

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#34  Edited By toowalrus

Is anyone finding this whole "X says his catchphrase, then opponents head explodes" idea to be a little lame?

Anyway, I just want Patrick to play like Bayonetta.

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Vinny would be able to cast Bufu, which would heal the opponent.

Ryan should have an "Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh." attack where he face- and / or neck-stabs his opponent five times.

Brad would take a controller and yank the cable-thingy into the skull of his enemy, making them commit suicide using the controller.

Patrick would invoke the power of the hot dog suit and unleash a flurry of fireballs flying all over his opponent.

Jeff would throw his Skylanders at the enemy after which he will force them through the Portal of Power and onces they are inside the game Scorpion will appear, throw his spear (while yelling "Get over here!" of course) and pull the opponents head right off.

Jeff (2): Stunning his enemy with an magnificent Pizza Sphere, he would pull out his best moves and throw the enemy into the sun.

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#36  Edited By I_smell

I like to think Ryan's moves would revolve around "uh uh uh uh uh".

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#37  Edited By Ravenlight

Patrick could pull random weapons out of his hair Nabeshin style.

Jeff would obviously throw dark.

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#38  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

Almost everyone cept Brad has frame advantage in all their normals but Brad has the best reversals. <3 ya Brad ;)

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#39  Edited By rapid

I'm imagining a KOF95 rip off intro like in Dong Dong Never Die, someone make this happen =)

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#40  Edited By jacksukeru

Ryan

Special move 1: Uh uh uh uh uh Quickly moves in close then alternates between stabbing the opponent in the face and neck a total of 5 times (counts as a grab).

Special Move 2: Bobo Disco Raises his hands in the air and yells "Don't mess with me, Ima robutt!". His chest then opens to reveal machinelike innards and a laser. He starts spinning as the laser starts firing shots of different colors in random directions.

Fatality: Oh Please... Introduces opponent to a horse...

FRIENDSHIP!!

Jeff

Special Move 1: Jar Time Quickly chugs a jar filled with a liquid. The liquid is random and the effect varies depending on which of the following three it is:

Water: Recovers 5% of total health

Nintendo Soda: Steam starts coming out of his ears, yells "choo choo" then charges across the screen in a tackle that CANNOT BE STOPPED!

Gin: Grimaces and is frozen in place for 2 seconds.

Special Move 2: Galactic Punt Flies forward in a "high kick" stance as Chie materialises beside him in the same stance the moment the attack connects. Sends the opponent around the world, rain-style.

Fatality: Second Term Summons a portal of power underneath the enemy that activates and turns them into a small toy-like version of themselves. He walks over, picks them up and walks off-screen. Next scene shows the top level of a space elevator as the elevator itself reaches the top floor. Jeff steps out, Skylander (Earthlander?) in hand as he turns to face toward the sun, he yells "Take this you asshole!" then flings the toy toward it.

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#41  Edited By BonOrbitz

Jeff

Special Move: Summons a Lego giraffe to trample his opponent.

Fatality: "BLAP BLAP BLAP BLAP!"

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#42  Edited By Harkat

@Shun_Akiyama said:

Can we think of something other than head explosions people. What about Ryan stabbing someone like uh uh uh uh uh, or Jeff imprisoning someone in a pizza ball and throwing them into the sun?

I'm down with the second one. Jeff's catchphrase while he puts them in the ball should be "Why, are YOU afraid you'll get fired into the sun?".

Jeff can also summon Spyro Ass Spyro and Drobot to fight alongside him, although this temporarily decreases his stamina as he ponders "I dunno, what am I going to do with anything?". Jeff's entry animation is him arriving in a Trackmania car while "Krookz - Welcome to Jurassic Park" plays.

That's this song BTW.

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#43  Edited By PsiKick

Jeff

Special Move: Brutal axe kick as if the opponent were a crate.

Fatality: Spends some alone time with the opponent Gal Gun style while the creeper cam shows Jeff's reactions on the corner of the screen. The KO screen shows up over a shot of Jeff crying on the couch.

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#44  Edited By LordAndrew
Why would Luchadeer be part of anyone's moveset? He's obviously a playable character.
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#45  Edited By Waffle_House
@PsiKick: Damn, i wanted to drop the axe kick move :(
 
Dave
 
Special Move: He can dance. Pretty well.
 
Fatality: He forces the opponent to play crusader kings 2 for an hour, which in turn causes they're... Head to explode!
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#46  Edited By ArbitraryWater

Final Boss is Cyborg Rich Gallup, from the iconic Wizards vs Cyborgs video... which seems to have been taken off youtube. Pity.

Hidden boss is Greg Kasavin. He has a hammer and two pistols.

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#47  Edited By supermonkey122

Holy shit guys... this is amazing.

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#48  Edited By supermonkey122

@LordAndrew said:

Why would Luchadeer be part of anyone's moveset? He's obviously a playable character.

You press a button combination while the move is being used and you play as him.