I'm gonna be honest...

I just got to the part in MGS2 where Raiden is naked and the Colonel keeps calling me over and over. His face turned into a skull and he's talking about random shit... 
 
it's scaring the hell out of me.

Just don't forget to do as he says. It's only a video game. Maybe you should just shut it off right now.

I think i got to that part in the middle of the night my first time. Then he started saying how i should turn the game off and it scared the shit out of me.

Well at least the sun isn't rising from the west. 

I'm gonna lie...

That was a cute game.

dude, spoilers. what the fuck.

Your avatar is freaking me out.

sounds sexy 

HE NEEDS SCISSORS, 61!

Fission Mailed!

I have no idea what you are talking about, but I'm glad you were honest with me.

You've got to one of the most interesting parts in videogame history. Don't let it go over your head.

SNAAAAAAKE!

" Fission Mailed! "

As far as I'm concerned, you're about to experience the best part of MGS2 and the high water mark for the entire damn series. 
MGS2 scared the hell out of me too.

That part used to make me "AH!"  But now it makes me "LOL".

no more questions. we have rosemary.

61.