I spent 11 years trekking through Tibet, along the foothills of Mount Gwapaloopoo. It was there I met a shaman, wise as he was old. He taught me in the ways of the Wachiki, the language decoding secrets of ancient Kwalapeck. It was a simple task for someone such as me to decode your message.
I just googled it. Or did I bing it? Oh that's right, I asked jeeves. Or did I...
Hmm, maybe it was hotbot... but they got bought by lycos and serve as a front end, so in that case I would have been searching hotbot and lycos at the same time. I know for sure it wasn't yahoo or excite.
I was trying to think what the word for bomb is in Urdu because I've never heard anyone say it. Turns out it's just bomb. Giant Bomb would then be 'dio bomb' or 'bara bomb'. The latter is technically 'big bomb' but the word for big kind of encapsulates giant and is more commonly used.