Jeff and Ryan's future selves are Florida lawyers (proof inside)

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#1  Edited By crushed

So, many of you have already seen Jeff's older self from the future, John Morgan:

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Well, someone on NeoGAF was in Florida when they spotted a billboard for Future Jeff's law firm. They had a laugh until they saw another lawyer on the back side of the very same billboard:

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So, yeah.

We should all prepare ourselves for the very real possibility that within the next few months, we will hear that Jeff and Ryan have mysteriously vanished after their car drove into a strange inexplicable electrical storm on the night of a classified government exercise.

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#2  Edited By Ben_H

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

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#3  Edited By Bocam

Who names their kid Ultima?

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#4  Edited By BestUsernameEver

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

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#5  Edited By jeanluc

@BestUsernameEver said:

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

Richard Garriot

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#6  Edited By BestUsernameEver

@JeanLuc said:

@BestUsernameEver said:

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

Richard Garriot

Him too.

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#7  Edited By gaminghooligan

lawyer jeff is creeping me out lol

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#8  Edited By EVO

@Ben_H said:

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

Haha, looks like he's about to fist the photographer.

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#9  Edited By Animasta

@EVO said:

@Ben_H said:

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

Haha, looks like he's about to fist the photographer.

he's GOTTA be a mob lawyer. GOTTA BE.

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#10  Edited By EXTomar

He should name the next child Stygian Abyss and then blame grandfather.

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#11  Edited By _Zombie_

@gaminghooligan said:

lawyer jeff is creeping me out lol

Same here. I can feel his eyes peering into my soul.

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#12  Edited By SirPsychoSexy

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

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#13  Edited By joshthebear

Man, this community finds so really weird stuff.

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#14  Edited By Kerned

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Carnies.

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#15  Edited By Nottle

@SirPsychoSexy said:

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

The dude with the talk show? I can't remember his name either.

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#16  Edited By Nottle

@Nottle said:

@SirPsychoSexy said:

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

The dude with the talk show? I can't remember his name either.

Just saw an ad for it on IGN, looks like Greg Miller and Jeff.

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#17  Edited By Bigandtasty

*monocle drops*

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ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

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#19  Edited By Strife777

That second guy might as well be Saul Goodman with that ad.

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#20  Edited By csl316

Better call Saul!

Er, Sholes.

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#21  Edited By Bigandtasty

@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

It gives you the ultimate!

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#22  Edited By flasaltine

"Im John Morgan of Morgan & Morgan. Offices, Tampa."

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Ultima Morgan is one Japanese video game-ass name, and it's perfect.

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#24  Edited By rollingzeppelin

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

Ultima Morgan is one Japanese video game-ass name, and it's perfect.

Ultima "S-Rank" Morgan

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#25  Edited By McGhee

That billboard would be perfect if Ron Sholes just changed his name to "Ronnie Sholes."

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#26  Edited By AndrewB

@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

Just call me Ultima. Everyone calls me that.

Isn't that right, Zach?

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This is really all I can think about at this point.

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#28  Edited By beepmachine

So Jeff really IS the pooper looper?

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#29  Edited By JoeyRavn

Ron Sholes? More like Ron's Holes, AM I RIGHT?

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#30  Edited By glasswall52

Morgan and Morgan...for the People.

Also, welcome to Central Florida.

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#31  Edited By Canteu

If somebody can call their kid Ultima, then I'm naming mine Luminaire.

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#32  Edited By crushed

Current theories are this:

A) Rich Gallup will send Jeff and Ryan back in time on a Time Trotters mission to save Legend of Kage from the jerks at Nuke.com. Unfortunately, the time machine will break, trapping Jeff and Ryan in 1985. Realizing that videogames are stupid and for children, the two decide to do adult things, like wear suits and be lawyers. Jeff marries a woman named "Ultima" because of course he does. They change their names and identities to prevent a time paradox from occuring, but retain the first letter of their given names.

B) Jeff and Ryan do a Quick Look of a shitty game and make fun of it. Unfortunately, the game was developed by a wizard. When a press packet arrives in the office containing a pair of amulets for Jeff and Ryan, they're sent hurtling back in time.

C) No time travel is involved. Jeff and Ryan were bitten by lawyers years ago, and on the night of a full moon, they transform into TV attorneys to represent injured workers and people convicted of "gun and sex crimes."

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#33  Edited By Kyreo

Creepy....

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#34  Edited By Daryl

When I was visiting Orlando in the US of Gay, that Morgan dude was everywhere! "for the people"

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Her sister Wizardry is a total fox.

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#36  Edited By Bourbon_Warrior

OMG that second ad! A LAW FIRM OF MILITARY VETERANS FIGHTING FOR YOU!

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#37  Edited By thedj93

@Daryl said:

When I was visiting Orlando in the US of Gay,

huh?

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#38  Edited By obcdexter

Two questions ...

Does John Morgan look healthy to you?

And: Is "Weapon" a common last-name in the US?

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#39  Edited By JP_Russell

Ha, ha, I've been watching Morgan spit his slogan on TV my whole life here.  I'm afraid his resemblance to Jeff kind of disappears when you see his face in motion.

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#40  Edited By bed

a law firm of military veterans fighting for me? does this mean that Ryan is going to get so sucked in by military shooters, that he's going to enlist in the military?

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#41  Edited By Legend
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@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

Just call me Ultima. Everyone calls me that.

Isn't that right, Zach?

YES!
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#42  Edited By aleryn

EEAauughh! The Jeff one is surreal.

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#43  Edited By 42manZ

@JoeyRavn said:

Ron Sholes? More like Ron's Holes, AM I RIGHT?

Due to your avatar I imagined Batman saying that.

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#44  Edited By iam3green

that's pretty funny. future jeff looks like his looking threw my me.