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#1 Edited by crushed (906 posts) -

So, many of you have already seen Jeff's older self from the future, John Morgan:

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Well, someone on NeoGAF was in Florida when they spotted a billboard for Future Jeff's law firm. They had a laugh until they saw another lawyer on the back side of the very same billboard:

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So, yeah.

We should all prepare ourselves for the very real possibility that within the next few months, we will hear that Jeff and Ryan have mysteriously vanished after their car drove into a strange inexplicable electrical storm on the night of a classified government exercise.

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#2 Posted by Ben_H (3938 posts) -

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

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#3 Posted by Bocam (4099 posts) -

Who names their kid Ultima?

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#4 Edited by BestUsernameEver (5026 posts) -

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

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#5 Posted by JeanLuc (3882 posts) -

@BestUsernameEver said:

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

Richard Garriot

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#6 Posted by BestUsernameEver (5026 posts) -

@JeanLuc said:

@BestUsernameEver said:

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Toyota Sr.

Richard Garriot

Him too.

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#7 Posted by gaminghooligan (1821 posts) -

lawyer jeff is creeping me out lol

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#8 Posted by EVO (4029 posts) -

@Ben_H said:

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

Haha, looks like he's about to fist the photographer.

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#9 Posted by Animasta (14903 posts) -

@EVO said:

@Ben_H said:

That third picture is seedy as hell. It just emanates sleaze.

Haha, looks like he's about to fist the photographer.

he's GOTTA be a mob lawyer. GOTTA BE.

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#10 Edited by EXTomar (5047 posts) -

He should name the next child Stygian Abyss and then blame grandfather.

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#11 Posted by _Zombie_ (1483 posts) -

@gaminghooligan said:

lawyer jeff is creeping me out lol

Same here. I can feel his eyes peering into my soul.

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#12 Posted by SirPsychoSexy (1430 posts) -

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

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#13 Posted by joshthebear (2704 posts) -

Man, this community finds so really weird stuff.

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#14 Posted by Kerned (1185 posts) -

@Bocam said:

Who names their kid Ultima?

Carnies.

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#15 Posted by Nottle (1933 posts) -

@SirPsychoSexy said:

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

The dude with the talk show? I can't remember his name either.

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#16 Posted by Nottle (1933 posts) -

@Nottle said:

@SirPsychoSexy said:

That future Jeff really seems like a cross from Jeff and that due from IGN, forget his name. Fucking creepy though.

The dude with the talk show? I can't remember his name either.

Just saw an ad for it on IGN, looks like Greg Miller and Jeff.

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#17 Posted by Bigandtasty (3145 posts) -

*monocle drops*

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#18 Posted by SaturdayNightSpecials (2547 posts) -

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

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#19 Posted by Strife777 (2083 posts) -

That second guy might as well be Saul Goodman with that ad.

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#20 Posted by csl316 (13928 posts) -

Better call Saul!

Er, Sholes.

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#21 Posted by Bigandtasty (3145 posts) -

@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

It gives you the ultimate!

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#22 Posted by flasaltine (2392 posts) -

"Im John Morgan of Morgan & Morgan. Offices, Tampa."

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#23 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6421 posts) -

Ultima Morgan is one Japanese video game-ass name, and it's perfect.

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#24 Posted by RollingZeppelin (2429 posts) -

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

Ultima Morgan is one Japanese video game-ass name, and it's perfect.

Ultima "S-Rank" Morgan

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#25 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

That billboard would be perfect if Ron Sholes just changed his name to "Ronnie Sholes."

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#26 Posted by AndrewB (7814 posts) -

@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

Just call me Ultima. Everyone calls me that.

Isn't that right, Zach?

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#27 Posted by BoG (5390 posts) -
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This is really all I can think about at this point.

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#28 Posted by beepmachine (631 posts) -

So Jeff really IS the pooper looper?

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#29 Posted by JoeyRavn (5219 posts) -

Ron Sholes? More like Ron's Holes, AM I RIGHT?

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#30 Posted by glasswall52 (106 posts) -

Morgan and Morgan...for the People.

Also, welcome to Central Florida.

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#31 Posted by Canteu (2968 posts) -

If somebody can call their kid Ultima, then I'm naming mine Luminaire.

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#32 Posted by crushed (906 posts) -

Current theories are this:

A) Rich Gallup will send Jeff and Ryan back in time on a Time Trotters mission to save Legend of Kage from the jerks at Nuke.com. Unfortunately, the time machine will break, trapping Jeff and Ryan in 1985. Realizing that videogames are stupid and for children, the two decide to do adult things, like wear suits and be lawyers. Jeff marries a woman named "Ultima" because of course he does. They change their names and identities to prevent a time paradox from occuring, but retain the first letter of their given names.

B) Jeff and Ryan do a Quick Look of a shitty game and make fun of it. Unfortunately, the game was developed by a wizard. When a press packet arrives in the office containing a pair of amulets for Jeff and Ryan, they're sent hurtling back in time.

C) No time travel is involved. Jeff and Ryan were bitten by lawyers years ago, and on the night of a full moon, they transform into TV attorneys to represent injured workers and people convicted of "gun and sex crimes."

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#33 Posted by Kyreo (4682 posts) -

Creepy....

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#34 Posted by Daryl (1776 posts) -

When I was visiting Orlando in the US of Gay, that Morgan dude was everywhere! "for the people"

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#35 Posted by Brodehouse (10827 posts) -

Her sister Wizardry is a total fox.

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#36 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4569 posts) -

OMG that second ad! A LAW FIRM OF MILITARY VETERANS FIGHTING FOR YOU!

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#37 Posted by thedj93 (1260 posts) -

@Daryl said:

When I was visiting Orlando in the US of Gay,

huh?

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#38 Posted by obcdexter (921 posts) -

Two questions ...

Does John Morgan look healthy to you?

And: Is "Weapon" a common last-name in the US?

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#39 Posted by JP_Russell (1194 posts) -

Ha, ha, I've been watching Morgan spit his slogan on TV my whole life here.  I'm afraid his resemblance to Jeff kind of disappears when you see his face in motion.

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#40 Posted by AjayRaz (12803 posts) -

a law firm of military veterans fighting for me? does this mean that Ryan is going to get so sucked in by military shooters, that he's going to enlist in the military?

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#41 Posted by Legend (2717 posts) -
@AndrewB

@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

ULTIMA MORGAN

That is the best name.

Just call me Ultima. Everyone calls me that.

Isn't that right, Zach?

YES!
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#42 Posted by Aleryn (718 posts) -

EEAauughh! The Jeff one is surreal.

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#43 Posted by 42manZ (121 posts) -

@JoeyRavn said:

Ron Sholes? More like Ron's Holes, AM I RIGHT?

Due to your avatar I imagined Batman saying that.

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#44 Posted by iam3green (14368 posts) -

that's pretty funny. future jeff looks like his looking threw my me.